Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Midnight Meme Of The Day!

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-by Noah

Tonight's meme goes a long way in explaining how Alabama got where it is right this moment. Sure, it's a joke, but, then, maybe it isn't.

Don't you love it when the South gets all uppity about being stereotyped as a bunch of racist, inbred, barefoot, backward yahoos? Well, every damn time we people with a more diversified gene pool start to thinkin' that maybe, just maaayybee, places like Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, the Carolinas, and Georgia are about to catch up with, at least, say, the 1980s, well, there they go again! This Judge Roy Moore thing shows us that Alabama might as well be some wacko country in the Middle East, wedged somewhere in the 14th century between Iran and Pakistan. Better yet, let's just call it Al Abama and stick it in one of the isolated tribal mountain areas of Afghanistan.

The inbreeding thing was always a big part of jokes about the South, but, I have to admit that I had forgotten about the pedophilia factor. Then, I think of Louisiana's Jerry Lee Lewis marrying his 14 year old cousin. We guess things just haven't changed.

Al Abama's eager embrace of their defiant pedophile candidate shocks and dismays normal people. So does the emphatic jihadist support that Moore gets from fanatical Christian fundamentalists, people who are so much like the Taliban that one would have to be forgiven if they couldn't readily tell the difference between the two. Really, can you look at those Duck Dynasty freaks and others like them throughout the south and not think they look and sound like Muslim terrorists? They even sport the same beards, not to mention the bad case of crazy eyes. But, shouldn't we have seen it coming? I mean, just look at how many times we've seen clips of southerners parading around in their pickup trucks, showing their pride in their Confederate flag just like ISIS drives around in their pickups flying theirs. Then, there's that whole monuments to the good ol' days of Jim Crow and slavery thing in recent months. "It's our heritage" they cry and moan. Well, yes. It is. All of this is.

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5 Comments:

At 5:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ayup. For the south to be viewed as, well, civilized and all, they'd need to eschew (that means repudiate... which means reject.. which means NOT FUCKING DO for those southerners trying to read this) all the Christian fanatic talibanism, the incest, the pedophilia (that means fucking kids for all those same dumbfucktards), not to mention the racism, misogyny and even the bestiality (fucking critters).

Instead, they rationalize and embrace these even moreso (with god's blessings, amen). When the Taliban were routed, the response of the sunni was to become even worse... go further back in time and embrace an even more misanthropic world view -- isis.

So... yup. There is absolutely an equivalency there. Maybe we should start bombing and start the invasion pretty soon to root those sumbitches outta there, just like in Syria/Iraq.

 
At 8:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why risk civilized humans in that snake pit, 5:47? Just let Ryan destroy Obamacare and few of them will live past age 30.

 
At 9:49 AM, Blogger Thomas Ten Bears said...

They are indeed at an evolutionary dead end.

 
At 12:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:06, if we let them thrive at all, their poison will spread. again... isis.

All that evil needs to thrive is inaction.

And repealing obamneycare will kill a lot of the civilized too. Would you let an incurable disease (like AIDS?) go untreated just cuz it'd kill more of "them" than of "us"?

Letting that shit thrive is what gave all of us/US admins like reagan, clinton, cheney, obamanation and this sphincter snorkel. (note the definite downward trend of that vector over time)

 
At 8:08 PM, Anonymous Michael Simmons said...

I'm not fond of stereotypes -- however much truth they're based on. The fine novelist Harper Lee was from Alabama, as were two powerfully talented late friends of mine -- musicians Tommie Joe White and Jim Glasgow. I'll also point out that the post refers to white southerners -- and yes, they gave black southerners plenty of reasons to invent the blues.

 

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