Midnight Meme Of The Day!

-by Noah

Look at this happy couple! Brothers from another mother? Maybe, but my first guess is that these two a-holes met at Disco Night at the insane asylum. I mean, how else do you explain the mega-weird hair on both guys, the funny clothes on the one on the left and the bizarro clown make-up on the one on the right? What the hell is with the orange stuff and the white around the eyes. Case closed. Disco Night.

I've said in a couple of previous posts that these two wackjobs are very much alike. Señor Trumpanzee is certainly our very own Kim Jong-un. They both demand that their citizens stand for their respective national anthems. The both suffer from massive insecurity and sit around and demand that their staffs praise them 24 hours a day. They both inherited fortunes from their fathers. They've both mastered gibberish as their first language. They're both proven cheaters at golf. They have so much in common, but, most scary to the rest of us, is their mutual disturbing fascination with the size and power of their missiles (Actual size may vary). But, really, using models of missiles for dildos? I wonder if they glow in the dark. Nah, only that orange make-up does.

They say that true love can transform your outlook on the world. It that's so, may the happy couple find true love together. It could save us all.