Midnight Meme Of The Day

-by Noah

Well, this is the week when they all return to Washington; all those $enators and Congre$$cretins. The Hou$e and $enate freeloader class is back in session, ready to continue living off our hard-earned tax dollars and envelopes of cash from the K Street Bribery Squads. The August recess is over and the Washington prostitutes of all kinds are ready to go back, full time, to doing what they do best.

Today's meme has three of the most repellant humanoids you would ever want to meet, and, yeah, I'd love to meet them... in a dark alley, one at a time or all three at once, it wouldn't matter... believe me. I may be old, but they are slow and have dulled senses. I'm good for the 90 seconds it would take. Besides, the crowbar is one of the most useful and versatile tools humankind has ever come up with. Hell, I might even show up with a power drill.

Gowdy spent all that money on Benghazi theatrics and ended up admitting that nothing could have saved the victims. One of his seconds even admitted the investigations were really all about discrediting Hillary Clinton and lowering her approval ratings. To republicans, it was well worth the expenditure of our money so they could get their boy Trump elected.

Cruz is so obnoxious and evil that even his fellow politicians can't stand the sight or stench of him. Roll that one around in your brain for a while. You don't even have to think about him pleading for $$$ for Hurricane Harvey recovery after being against the same for victims of Superstorm Sandy.

And Turtle Boy, well, he comes from the state where the ACA has arguably worked the best and he just couldn't stand that now, could he? What a slithering sack of shit he is. I swear, the last time I saw him on my television, Dung Beetles were crawling out of his nose and ears.

Yeah, I know, most people would cross to the other side of the street if they saw any of these three vermin walking down the street. Why should I bother? What would you do, given half a chance?