Midnight Meme Of The Day!

-by Noah

Señor Trumpanzee, aka The Crybaby-in-Chief, is throwing a real spitting mad tantrum about his wall these days. He's calling for shutting down the government if we don't pay for it with our hard-earned taxpayer dollars and give him his way. This, after promising that Mexico would pay for it.

By the logic of Trump's incredibly childish, sick, psychopathic mind, we should now not only pay for his wall, we should also, by his proposed shutdown, be deprived of the government services (such as Social Security, Medicare, VA benefits...) we've already paid for. You can bet that brings a smile to the faces of fellow psychopaths like House Speaker Paul Ryan.

There is, however, a solution; a common sense, a far cheaper, more righteous solution! Yes! Let's build the wall around Señor Trumpanzee himself! It would also make sense to make if just a little bigger and build the wall around the entire Trump White House, but first things first. I'm ready to contribute my share! I'm sure millions of us would be willing to go to Washington, trowels in hand, to each ceremoniously place a brick or two.