Monday, August 28, 2017

Midnight Meme Of The Day!


-by Noah

Señor Trumpanzee, aka The Crybaby-in-Chief, is throwing a real spitting mad tantrum about his wall these days. He's calling for shutting down the government if we don't pay for it with our hard-earned taxpayer dollars and give him his way. This, after promising that Mexico would pay for it.

By the logic of Trump's incredibly childish, sick, psychopathic mind, we should now not only pay for his wall, we should also, by his proposed shutdown, be deprived of the government services (such as Social Security, Medicare, VA benefits...) we've already paid for. You can bet that brings a smile to the faces of fellow psychopaths like House Speaker Paul Ryan.

There is, however, a solution; a common sense, a far cheaper, more righteous solution! Yes! Let's build the wall around Señor Trumpanzee himself! It would also make sense to make if just a little bigger and build the wall around the entire Trump White House, but first things first. I'm ready to contribute my share! I'm sure millions of us would be willing to go to Washington, trowels in hand, to each ceremoniously place a brick or two.

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At 5:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

build a wall around TX and OK, then send all republicans there to keep them away from civilized society. Drop the trumps (all of them) and kushners (all of them) in by parachute (made by Gucci, of course).

All corrupt democraps should also be tossed in. Then we'd HAVE to form up a new left party since virtually none of the former party of FDR would be left.

At 6:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

put trump in a crypt and brick him in?

someone worse will be elevated in his place. Imagine someone just as evil but with actual ability to do shit.

One man(child) is not the problem. America is the problem.
You won't fix anything by burying one symptom.

My question is: can America be fixed or must we just ride it to the inevitable collapse? And if it CAN be fixed, just how? We seem to have inoculated ourselves against all remedies.

And don't tell me electing more democraps will be the cure. We did that in 2008 and it didn't cure one goddamn thing. It made almost everything worse to the point that we got this evil imbecile.

At 3:26 PM, Anonymous Dorothy Reik said...

Maybe he should build a seawall!


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