Noah's Christmas card to FOX "News"
I woke up this morning and, filled with Christmas spirit, thought it would be very generous of me to send a Christmas card to someone or some entity that I despise and hold in 100% contempt. How better to combat evil in the world than to make a kind gesture? Democrats do this with republicans all the time, and it works so well, doesn’t it?
So, here it is: my Christmas card to FOX "News," because it will both enrage them and confuse their tiny little short-circuited minds. You see, on the one hand, sending the paragon of Goebbels-style “news” a Christmas card is a way to stand up to the idea of a "War on Christmas" that has existed in the FOX “News” alternate universe since its inception, but on the other hand, a picture of a black Santa will be more than they could ever process or bear. I’m especially talking about you, Megyn Kelly!
SO, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO FOX "NEWS"!
And by the way, Megyn, despite what you like to "think," unless his parents were visitors from Europe or the Russian steppe, Jesus probably wasn't white either.
The Young Turks' Cenk Uygur on Megyn Kelly and Santa -- and Jesus (plus other Young Turks matters)