Noah's Christmas card to FOX "News"
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by Noah
I woke up this morning and, filled with Christmas spirit, thought it would be very generous of me to send a Christmas card to someone or some entity that I despise and hold in 100% contempt. How better to combat evil in the world than to make a kind gesture? Democrats do this with republicans all the time, and it works so well, doesn’t it?
So, here it is: my Christmas card to FOX "News," because it will both enrage them and confuse their tiny little short-circuited minds. You see, on the one hand, sending the paragon of Goebbels-style “news” a Christmas card is a way to stand up to the idea of a "War on Christmas" that has existed in the FOX “News” alternate universe since its inception, but on the other hand, a picture of a black Santa will be more than they could ever process or bear. I’m especially talking about you, Megyn Kelly!
SO, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO FOX "NEWS"!
And by the way, Megyn, despite what you like to "think," unless his parents were visitors from Europe or the Russian steppe, Jesus probably wasn't white either.
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Labels: Cenk Uygur, Christmas, Fox News, Megyn Kelly, War on Christmas, Young Turks
posted by KenInNY @ 10:00 AM
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I don't know how Megan Kelly could honestly look at the screen and declare that Santa and Jesus are both white. It fails me.
Anon- Sadly, it's who/what she is. People like her, Sean Insanity, Coultergeist, and His Pompous Blowhardness Bill-O probably just clipped their KKK membership cards to their applications and started at FOX the very next day. I guess there really is a place for everybody.
A wasted effort; you should know better. The "war on Christmas" meme is and always has been fake. They know it. YOU should know that they know it. But their viewershit (average IQ: 47) isn't capable of knowing it... and it works, so they keep horking that shit up.
And you should know that ALL imaginary beings, from gawd to santa to jeezis to the tooth fairy, tinkerbell and peter pan... ALL are whatever color and creed your delusion requires them to be. ALL religion relies on this. Always has. Always will. And humans will always be delusional enough to stunt their own development by believing in that shit.
Shit, jeezis, given the time and place, fucking HAD to be a friggin Palestinian jew (prolly looked waaaaaay more like Arafat than Clapton) but all these pinheads believe him to be an evangelical Christian and white.
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