#ChickenTrump And The California Smelt

#ChickenTrump backed out of his debate with Bernie because he's unfamiliar with-- and basically, uninterested in-- policy. His idea of a debate is name calling or arguing with an intellectual weakling like Marco Rubio over which one of them has a smaller penis. I wonder when he'll start worming out of general election debates. He knew he couldn't stand up to Ted Cruz-- and never debated him-- and he knows he can't standup to Bernie, which is my he chickened out of that one after agreeing to it; but I bet he won't even be able to get on a stage and debate with Hillary. And if he does get forced into doing one debate, it will rapidly degenerate into his calling her names and reciting National Enquirer stories about her adopting an alien child from another galaxy and murdering Vince Foster and rolling him up in a rug.

Friday he told Californians that there's no drought, just a government plot to sacrifice them on the alter of Sacramento Delta smelt. The sad thing is that there are people Republicans who hang on his every absurd word and swallow his fact-free bullshit. 2015 was one of the driest year's ever measured in California. It didn't rain; it didn't snow. Californians know it, even if Trump denies it to make a point about a fish as small as Rubio claims Trump's dick is. Stephen Solis, writing for USA Today, seemed shocked that Trump told a crowd in Fresno that there was no dry spell.

Trump said state officials were simply denying water to Central Valley farmers to prioritize the Delta smelt, a native California fish nearing extinction-- or as Trump called it, "a certain kind of three-inch fish.”

“We’re going to solve your water problem. You have a water problem that is so insane. It is so ridiculous where they’re taking the water and shoving it out to sea,” Trump told thousands of supporters at the campaign event... At least we know where Trump stands on the issue: “If I win, believe me, we’re going to start opening up the water so that you can have your farmers survive."

Yesterday,author Joe Conason, explained the absurdity of a fact-free Trump to New York Daily News readers. "Whenever Donald Trump lies," he wrote, "which he does almost every day, the American media listen. Sometimes journalists debunk the Republican presidential nominee-to-be, and sometimes they fail to do so... The urge to smear is apparently irresistible to Trump, as he proved repeatedly during the primaries with his nasty assaults on the family of Ted Cruz. But if he still insists on going there, then news outlets must hold him accountable for all his slurs and slanders." It's not even June yet and sole because of Trump, his approach and his fan base among's life's losers, it's already getting nearly impossible to write about the presidential campaign without using the word "sewer."

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