About That Photo Of Adam Kuhn's Private Parts

I'd rather work cleaning toilet bowls than work for a Wall Street whore like Steve Stivers. Stivers is marking time as an Ohio backbencher until he's built up enough favors to land him a really big job on Wall Street or K Street. Stivers, an employee of Bank One, rode in on the Tea Party wave of 2010 and was immediately rewarded with a position on the most corrupt committee in the House, Financial Services. Since getting that position in 2011, he has taken $2,516,339 in legalistic bribes from the finance sector, considerably more than any other of the other 62 members of the class of 2010 (or anyone, from either party, who has been subsequently elected). Yes, the banksters like Stivers. He quietly, unobtrusively does exactly what they want and when they want it down and doesn't make any waves.

Yesterday, though, there were waves. See that handsome young man in the pretty pictures above? That's Adam Kuhn. But that isn't Adam Kuhn who Stivers just fired as his $130,000/year chief of staff for dick pics. If it was, he'd probably be Aaron Schock's $160,000/year chief of staff. The dick pics have been disappeared and Stivers' (former) Kuhn is an older version. But not older enough to have learned not to date married porn stars and send her pictures of your genitalia. Ace Beltway journalist John Bresnahan reported the story for Politico, always the National Enquirer of DC reportage. Stivers' flack, who goes by the name "Courtney," told the Politico sleuths that "Congressman Stivers accepted Adam Kuhn’s resignation today. The office is not commenting on his personal life."

Kuhn's own version: "Over the weekend, I was the victim of an attack on Twitter from a woman I had a relationship with in my personal life. I realize and apologize I had used poor judgement in my personal life regarding this relationship. The woman who posted this has reached out to me to apologize."

His trouble began last week when Jennifer Roubenes Allbaugh, who uses the name “Ruby”-- among other stage names-- in adult films tweeted at least one photo of Kuhn’s penis to Stivers’ Twitter account. Allbaugh confirmed to Politico that she sent the tweet.

According to Allbaugh, she was upset that Kuhn had ended the relationship. It is unclear when that occurred or when the photos of Kuhn were taken, although Allbaugh blamed Kuhn for their break-up.

Allbaugh later deleted the photo after Kuhn obtained a cease-and-desist order against her, Allbaugh said. Allbaugh was upset with Kuhn and was, in her own words, out for “revenge.”

“I hate you, AJK, you selfish pompous asshole,” Allbaugh tweeted on June 21. Kuhn’s full name is Adam Joshua Kuhn.

Allbaugh added: “Now we’re even.”

In a direct message on Twitter to this reporter, Allbaugh said she “just wanted to teach the pompous ass a lesson.” Allbaugh called herself “a disgruntled former girlfriend.”

“I was trying to make him hate me, I guess,” she added, although Allbaugh later said she was in love with Kuhn and her husband at the same time.

On her Twitter account, Allbaugh - who made over 200 adult films-- calls herself the “Pornstar Pundit and debate lover.” She is a member of the Adult Video News Hall of Fame, although she stopped making films several years ago to raise her children.

If there's any followup, no one will be better at uncovering it than Bresnahan, who has lately been (almost) full time on the Kevin McCarthy and Steve Scalise beat.