God Replies To Pat Robertson

-by Noah

Here in New York City on Sunday, we had some mighty strange weather. It was one of those muggy afternoons where we got thundershowers, even when the sun was out. Now, those mental defectives who habitually partake in the Republican War On Science might ordinarily say such weird weather is a message from their diabolically judgmental pissed off God, especially when it occurs on a Sunday! But, today, when I saw this picture (in HUFPO) of a beautiful rainbow over the brand new World Trade Center tower, I realized that such people might not like God's Sunday message. I was reminded of how Pat Robertson and fellow nutball Republican Jerry Falwell were among the first Republicans to exploit the horrors of 9/11 for their sick agenda when they claimed we deserved the attacks because of the ACLU, People For The American Way, and especially those bad, bad, bad gays and lesbians. They might not have topped Rove, Cheney, and Dubya in their exploitation, but Robertson and Falwell on 9/13/01 was special.



Did Robertson listen? No way. He only listens to the voices in his head, mistaking them for the big guy. Robertson will go on to his fetid grave weezing out his hateful spew. Say hello to Falwell when you get to Hell, Pat.