Tuesday, November 01, 2011

You'd Never Vote For A Republican? What If Justin Bieber Ran As One Against Amy Klobuchar?

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OK, this is all fantasy. Justin won't even be 18 until next March and he's not only not an American citizen, he's not interested in becoming one... and at least in part because he loves Canada's socialized medicine. He is anti-Choice though, and ambivalent about gays, so we can stretch the fantasy a little and imagine him as a Republican. (He's unsure himself which party he'd back if he was old enough to vote and if he was an American citizen.)
"I really don't believe in abortion, Bieber says. "It's like killing a baby." How about in cases of rape? "Um. Well, I think that's really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I don't know how that would be a reason. I guess I haven't been in that position, so I wouldn't be able to judge that."

But suspend disbelief for a moment and imagine Bieber has been a secret U.S. citizen for the past 9 years, is willing to live in Minnesota and is secretly 30-- passing the 3 constitutional requirements to take a Senate seat [although the Senate did allow 3 guys to enter who were barely out of their teens-- Henry Clay of Kentucky (29) in 1806, Armistead Mason of Virginia (28) in 1816 and John Eaton of Tennessee (28) in 1818].

Obviously, no matter how you look at it, a 6 year stint in the Senate would be a tremendous step down in the world for Bieber. But, as you can hear from the radio interview above he is pissed off at Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar. Before retiring for a life as a blogger, I was the president of Reprise Records. Many people in the music industry made the same basically Luddite mistake Klobuchar is making and they are responsible for the demise of the record industry as we knew it back then. Monday Julianne Shepherd explained the whole problem at Alternet, a problem that could put blogs like DWT out of business, or at least under the thumb of the government.
In June, Senator Amy Klobuchar, D-Minn., introduced SB 978, specifically “to amend the criminal penalty provision for criminal infringement of a copyright, and for other purposes.”

In lay terms, it’s the “illegal streaming bill,” and it would essentially make the streaming of any copyrighted material on the Internet a felony punishable by up to five years in prison. On paper, it sounds innocuous-- copyrighted material and the Internet have a contentious history, and efforts to curb piracy have conflicted with the concept of the Internet as a free exchange for information. But SB 978 is a sweeping curtailing of Internet rights under the guise of hindering piracy, and just one more bullet in a broader government effort to end the web as we know it, and snip away at the First Amendment.

Worse is the potential of SB 978 to prosecute those individuals uploading YouTube videos. This will not simply target those people uploading full movies there or to other video streaming sites. It could also be used to curb individual musicians who upload their cover versions of copyrighted songs, a tradition that practically made YouTube what it is today. The nonprofit Fight for the Future is particularly concerned with this aspect, and has launched a campaign called “Free Bieber,” using the example of Justin Bieber’s rise to fame as a way to get out the message. (Ironically, Bieber’s camp has issued a cease-and-desist over using his name in the campaign.)

The implications are far broader than a Bieber, though. When Rufus Wainwright and Sean Lennon covered Madonna’s “Material Girl” at Occupy Wall Street, if someone had uploaded a video of the performance to YouTube, Madonna (or whomever owns her music) could sue the uploader if it’s deemed a “public performance.” Reports the Internet advocacy group Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF):

In general, a “public performance” of a work under the Copyright Act occurs when a work is performed before a substantial gathering of people (for example, a concert) or when the work is transmitted in a way that it can be accessed by members of the public, even if individuals receive the performance in different places or at different times (for example, a TV broadcast).
As an initial matter, it’s hard to narrow the kinds of activities such a bill could potentially encompass. Practically speaking we wouldn’t expect to see most of these pursued or prevailing; however, uncertainty and the fear of prosecution and defense expenses could well discourage innovation in online services and lawful speech.

Enactment of this law could affect the millions of unknown, non-professional musicians who film themselves singing, say, John Lennon or Rihanna songs from their bedrooms. It’s hard to imagine the music industry attacking average citizens-- right? But who can forget the RIAA’s lawsuits against individuals who downloaded music as a way to make an example of their piracy stance-- including, in 2003, a 12-year-old girl living in New York public housing?

But that’s not where it ends: one troubling aspect of SB 978 is that its vague language enables it to forge a path to criminalize even linking to copyrighted information “like corporate media news sources, and shut down the alternative media”-- like AlterNet:

Copyrighted works protected here include audio-only works (musical works and sound recordings), audiovisual works (motion pictures, television programs, etc.), and computer programs. So if the bill is enacted, anyone engaged in webcasting without a license would appear to be subject to criminal penalties. While we still believe the focus is firmly on the illegal streaming of audiovisual content (like movies, live sporting events, other television programs), it is clear that the law could be used against anyone who is webcasting without the required licenses. One more reason to come into compliance with the statutory license applicable to webcasting.

The bill has serious bipartisan support-- Klobuchar introduced SB 978 along with John Cornyn, R-Tex. and Christopher Coons, D-Del., all members of the Senate Judiciary Committee. They were acting on a desire of Obama’s “IP czar” to attach bigger punishments to Internet-related crimes, believing that law enforcement will be more willing to prosecute with higher stakes. But it’s also another step toward curtailing First Amendment rights, as Congress navigates the tricky line between freedom of speech and the web...usually coming out on the side of corporations.

Meanwhile, Fight for the Future has toned down its previously Bieber-heavy Web site, while making it clear that music isn’t its only concern. For instance, it uses the example of libraries as a comparable resource to the Internet archives that both companies and individuals have spent decades building, asking the pressing question, “After spending thousands of years building libraries of donated books, why do governments try to tear them down when they happen spontaneously online?”

As America’s cash-poor libraries, cornerstones of our democracy, struggle to stay afloat, the open-source aspect of the Internet allows those who have enough funds to purchase every bit of information they ingest to learn at the same rate as those who do-- and to be competitive in both school and in their jobs. So as “Internet regulation” looks more like wholesale capitalism-- and another way to fracture our country, already smarting from inequity-- it becomes more important to uphold the First Amendment in all aspects of our culture... whether on Wall Street or online.

Luckily for Klobuchar, the Republicans are probably too lame to exploit this. If they did it right, she'd have virtually no chance to be reelected next year-- no matter how many slick puff pieces Rachel Maddow does for her without even bringing up her attack on free speech, and even though she does have some clueless, snarky mean people supporting her position.

Justin Bieber's YouTube for "Baby," the song that helped make his name a worldwide household term, has had 649,813,596 views. Think of them as votes. When Amy Klobuchar won her seat in 2006 she got 1,279,515 votes. Two years later, Obama got 66,882,230. In fact, add in McCain's 58,343,671 and you still don't even come close to Bieber... and their combined marketing campaign cost a lot more than his.

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5 Comments:

At 4:27 AM, Anonymous G3 said...

Amy K is my senator. Hearing her interview is a pain. She has 2 key words/phrase - "bipartisanship" and "Minnesota ! Minnesota , Oh my Minnesota" which she slips in most of her answers. She is one of those deficit terrorists. But she is very popular thanks to her obfuscation I suppose and might be one of the few to cruise to re-election.

 
At 4:58 AM, Anonymous Lee said...

I remember an exhibit at the Holocaust Museum where you saw how the world of Jews in Germany got smaller and smaller. I feel that is happening in America in regards to free speech. With near monopolies for internet and content providers being greedy and short sighted in terms of revenue stream, politicians are stepping in to arbitrate this mess.

 
At 7:36 AM, Blogger Darrell B. Nelson said...

You're thinking too positive.
The song, "Happy Birthday" is copyrighted. RIAA sued the girl scouts over it.
Think of all the people who could be sent to jail for posting their kids birthday party.

 
At 7:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

[although the Senate did allow 3 guys to enter who were barely out of their teens-- Henry Clay of Kentucky (29) in 1806, Armistead Mason of Virginia (28) in 1816 and John Eaton of Tennessee (28) in 1818].
Point of fact "barely out of their teens would be 20, 21, 22. The people cited had not been teens for 9-10 years and were far, far, far closer to being 30 than 19. They all would have turned 30 during their terms, and may have been the only "electable" candidates in their region at the time.
Otherwise a good article, and I enjoy your perspective.

 
At 5:02 AM, Anonymous me said...

Why the hell is that teenage twit airing his "opinions" on television? WTF is wrong with people?

 

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