Another Republican Closet Case Outed After Trying To Welsh On A Male Prostitute

Republican Chris Myers

Medford, NJ Mayor Chris Myers, the failed 2008 Republican congressional candidate, denies everything (of course)-- although he's widely expected to make a plea for privacy for his family-- wife Tiffany and two young children-- soon, check in to a posh Republican rehabilitation center and, eventually, fall to pieces, etc. What happens after that... who knows. Meanwhile though, the young male hooker he hired has quite the website. The story sounds like the kind of cheap, tawdry novella that all Republican closet cases turn their miserable lives into. I'll skip some of the horrible parts and get right to the meat of the matter:

Mr. Myers apologized and said it had been a long day and asked me if I got the "stuff." I told him no because I forgot my keys in the room and never made it to the car. He told me to forget about it and that he had some lube. He also told me that he would take care of me for all the trouble. He then proceeded to grab my arm and kiss me full on the mouth. He smelled like alcohol and was being a little too aggressive, so I pulled away. He told me I was hot and that he frequently comes to Orange County and was looking for someone reliable. He told me to take my shirt off and he began kissing my arm and squeezing my butt. He was becoming extremely excited and was becoming more and more aggressive. He then got behind me and hugged me. He started feeling my chest and rubbing my penis and testicles. He then put his hand in my shorts and began stroking my penis. He said he loved hot muscle studs and began pulling down my shorts. He then walked me over to the bed and sat me down. He removed my shorts from around my ankles and began to perform oral sex on me. He asked me if I could come for him but I told him that I probably couldn't because I already had earlier in the day. He then reached for his red flavored lube from the nightstand and began masturbating while continuing to perform oral sex on me. A few minutes later, he came and excused himself to the bathroom to clean up.

After he was finished in the bathroom, he came back out to the bedroom and was more calm.  He began to ask me questions about myself and asked me what my story was. I told him that times were tough financially for me at the moment because I had just lost my car and that it was difficult getting approved for another one. He also asked me how I got into the escort business and was curious about my upbringing and education. After telling him my story, he began to tell me his. He told me that he was married and had children but he considered himself bisexual and was way more attracted to men than women. I asked him if his wife had any idea about this. He said that they rarely if ever have sex and that she really didn't ask too many questions. I asked him where he lived and what he did for a living. He told me he that he lived in NJ (which explained his brazen personality) and that he worked for the government. I jokingly asked if he was some sort of spy. He laughed and said that he was actually a mayor. After telling me that, I didn't believe him so he got up from the bed and gave me a wallet from his briefcase. I opened the wallet and sure enough it was a badge and his Identification showing him as Mayor of Medford New Jersey. He then asked me if I had a plan for doing something else for a living. I told him that I had a recording engineering degree and that I would love to have my own recording studio. He asked me how much that would cost. I told him that a good Protools System would cost around $20,000, which included the Apple computer. When I mentioned Apple, Mr. Myers lit up and said that he loved Apple products and started bragging about all the Apple stuff he had. He even showed me his Apple Iphone4.  Mr. Myers then asked me if I could have any car, what would it be?  I told him probably a BMW M6. He said, "You got it... and I am going to get you your recording system too." He told me that he could tell that I had a good head on my shoulders and that he wanted to help me. He said that several people throughout his life helped him and that sometimes that help can change a life. I couldn't believe it. I hugged and kissed him. He asked me if I could stay a bit longer and lay with him. I agreed as he handed me $500 from his wallet. Mr. Myers told me that he was coming back and said that he would work out the details before then. He also apologized for the mishap earlier and said he couldn't wait to try again.

I believed Mr. Myers' promises but before leaving I took pictures and video just to make sure someone would believe me if he was proved a liar.

It really isn't my business what Mayor Christopher Myers does in his private life... All I want is for him to follow through with what he promised me.

I have tried numerous times to get through to him and for him to acknowledge his promises but he just seems to ignore me.

I have taken precautions with this information and have packets distributed to several key people in my life including my lawyer from which he advises that I should just file a lawsuit.
 
I am instead choosing to give Mr. Myers an opportunity to follow through with his promises as I believe in always giving people the chance to make right.

Myers, who is also a vice president at arms merchant Lockheed-Martin, is an anti-Choice fanatic and an NRA supporter. According to the local newspaper back in New Jersey, "Myers said the website could be the work of right-wing Republicans, since he opposed the military’s 'don’t ask, don’t tell' policy on homosexuality."


UPDATE: Myers Still In Denial

And so is his spokesman wife. Or beard.

“My husband’s away on business,” said the beautiful young wife of the balding, bespectacled mayor. “I’m not going to speak to you; I’m sorry. I have no interest in making a statement.”

Urged to give the other side of the story, she said, “I’m not the one in politics, and that’s been my policy. I’m here for the family, and not politics. And I also don’t respond to gossip.”

Asked if she had read the stories and seen the pictures of her husband, she said, “Of course not; I’m not going to give them the benefit of my clip.”

“It is crap,” she agreed, “so I’m not going to (comment).”

Asked if she absolutely thinks this is not true whatsoever, Mrs. Myers said, “You’re asking me questions that I thought I just told you I wasn’t going to do an interview.”

...An acquaintance had said that Mayor Myers, a vice president at Lockheed-Martin, the defense contractor, in Moorestown, “is never home.”

And as we said goodbye to Mrs. Myers, the mother of two middle grade-schoolers said, “You can imagine: I am the head of the family. I am in charge of my household and my children.”