But Wait... There's More: The Story Of Craigslist Congressman Chris Lee Refuses To Die-- And Who Are We To Let It!

Chirs Lee likes transvestites; too bad he was a couple decades late for DC's most notorious Republican one

- by Noah

But wait, there’s more, more than meets the eye, too! Remember when Congressman Chris Lee (R-NY) recently resigned so suddenly after a seemingly tame, by Washington standards, (if there are such things) sex scandal? The married congressman’s scandal seemed to consist of him merely trolling for a date via Craigslist. His stupidity was pursuing his philandering in such a public manner. After all, a congressman without a little something on the side is probably as rare as a baby brontosaurus grazing on a tree in your backyard.

Repug supporters quickly pointed to Lee’s good sense in resigning and doing the right thing. They pointed it out as an example of his good Republican integrity while they ignored the stories of David “Diapers” Vitter, Strom Thurmond, and John Ensign and renewed their heaps of hypocritical scorn upon Barney Frank. Even dead Democrats were not spared as the Kennedy names were dug up for fresh finger pointing and very theatrical puritanical scorn.
 
So why did Lee head for the hills so quickly? Well, now we have stories coming out about his desires for trannies and cross-dressers, not that there’s anything wrong with that. Even the sainted Republican former head of the FBI was known to don a nice black dress and call himself Mary every once in a while. No, to me, the only wrong is the hypocrisy and, of course, any potential illegality that might be involved. Personally, I would rather see a society where a sitting congressperson could sit in Congress wearing whatever he, she, or he-she damn well pleased, and, as far as I know, I don’t have an ounce of French blood in my veins! Hell, in England, I seriously doubt that you can rise to high office without putting on a dress and carrying a little handbag every once in a while, at the least. And, I can’t remember how many Queens King Henry the 8th had but it’s safe to say that one of them was the guy he saw in the mirror every evening.  
 
So now it is strongly alleged that Lee, who advertised himself as “Sexy classy guy for passable TS/CD,” “smooth, hard body,” and “I promise not to disappoint” has more to tell about his life’s journey. People named “Holly” and “Fiona” are coming out of the woodwork to force Chris Lee out of his closet. The whole thing reminds me of the stories whirling around Rep. Bob Livingston who was “Speaker For A Day” when uber-hypocrite Newt Gingrich had to resign for his own affairs after spending so much time impeaching President Clinton for his. Livingston was to succeed Newtieboy but quickly resigned as news about his copious amount of extramarital affairs rose to the surface and began to even morph into whispers of youngsters and whips.
 
I only wish that Rep. Louie (The Bestiality Guy) Gohmert or Senate Minority Leader Miss McConnell had answered the ad, but, hey, maybe they did and maybe we’ll hear about it soon. A guy can dream, can’t he?