Countdown to Noah's "12 Days of Christmas Scorn": "You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order!"

"My client, the Honorable Henry T. Fleming, should go right to fucking jail. The son of a bitch is guilty. That man is guilty. That man there, that man is a slime. He is a slime. If he's allowed to go free, then something really wrong is going on."

Yes indeed, something really wrong has been going on in 2009. In that spirit, Noah will begin his "!2 Days of Christmas Scorn" on Friday, saluting some of the more memorable slimes who've been allowed to go free this year. That's Christmas Day and the 11 days following.

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