Tuesday, June 02, 2009

A Whole Lot Of Yiffing Going On In The Office Of Pennsylvania GOP Senate Whip, Jane Orie-- Gay Yiffing... With A Minor

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Art courtesy of PittsburghBloggers

It was like a cross between an episode on MSNBC's Dateline: To Catch A Predator With Chris Hansen and a re-enactment of those heady days in 2006 when Republican Congressman Mark Foley was exposed as a child molester. Jane Orie is a far right extremist, an anti-choice fanatic and the Republican majority whip of the Pennsylvania state Senate. She represents a backward district north of Pittsburgh. And if you'd guess that she's obsessed with sex and is a virulent and hysterical homophobe you'd be correct.

Friday she fired one of her top aides, Alan David Berlin. The report in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette is almost funny if it weren't so tragically Republican. It starts off like typical GOP fare-- another Republican closet case solicits sex from a young boy (15 years old) online. But then it gets really strange.
In a series of instant messages and online chats, Alan David Berlin, 40, of Carlisle, discussed dressing up in animal costumes and engaging in various sex acts with the boy, the state attorney general's office said yesterday.

...According to the criminal complaint, Mr. Berlin proposed traveling to the boy's home in Harrisburg, about 20 miles from Carlisle, and having sex in the backyard and in a shed on his parents' property. He also allegedly offered to arrange a meeting in a hotel room so Mr. Berlin could take photos of the boy and another adult having sex.

The online communication took place on seven different days between April 27 and May 25, according to the criminal complaint. Investigators say some of the messages originated from a Senate computer.

Investigators believe Mr. Berlin and the boy met on an Internet site for "furries," an online community of people who adopt half-animal, half-human personas.

In one message, according to the complaint, Mr. Berlin requested pictures of the boy and wrote, "When will your folks be out?"

Other messages describe various sex acts in explicit detail and refer to "yiffing," which is a "furry" term for having sex.

Mr. Berlin used the screen name "alan_panda_bear" in his messages. He also used that name for an online personal ad that depicts cartoonish panda bears, one wearing a diaper.

"I'm a Daddyfur and Caretaker and I am looking for a babyfur to be my mate and my companion in a long-term committed relationship," the ad says. "I am a hopeless romantic and very affectionate, freely giving hugs, scritches, cuddles and kisses."

According to the ad, he wanted someone 20 to 25, who has a car and would call him Daddy.

The victim and Mr. Berlin had planned to meet Tuesday night near the boy's house, but Mr. Berlin never showed up, said Nils Fredricksen, spokesman for Attorney General Tom Corbett.

Mr. Berlin had worked for the state Senate since 1993, most recently as a $57,000-a-year aide to Ms. Orie, who has been the force behind efforts to strengthen the state's sexual predator laws. One proposal called for repeat offenders to wear tracking devices after they had completed their sentences.

Senator Orie claims to be "shocked and appalled." Several computers from her office have been seized but there's no proof yet that Orie is another right-wing yiffer. Her teeth look very sharp though.

Fur and loathing:



I hope Berlin enjoys his new costume too-- not because he's a yiffer, but because he's a child molester and a damn Republican hypocrite to boot!


UPDATE: Correction

We still don't know what sort of a furry creature Senator Orie sees herself as but we were wrong to report that her aide, David Berlin, dressed up as a panda when he tried seducing young teenage boys. It was the 15 year old boy who was the panda impersonator! Although he has been photographed in panda drag, a police search of Berlin's closet found wolf and cat costumes. Turns out that in the furrie world, predators like Berlin are outcasts and there is even a name for them: "furvert." Senator Orie won't make the quarter million bail to spring Berlin from his jail cell. He's a sad panda.

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20 Comments:

At 8:51 AM, OpenID alien_radio said...

the technical term is fursona

www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Fursona

Warning VNSFW

Furries are a constant source of internet drama and lulz.

they also trend extremely conservative as a sub group of the general population. weird.

 
At 8:53 AM, Anonymous Lee said...

you know what's so amazing about this? that these closet cases are so naive about how transparent and traceable everything is on the internet.

 
At 8:54 AM, Blogger OhhSnapSon said...

I love any article that includes the republican party yiffing.

 
At 12:51 PM, OpenID rabitguy said...

@alien_radio: "they also trend extremely conservative as a sub group of the general population. weird."

That isn't quite accurate but it's easy to come to that conclusion because conservatives in any group tend to be the most rude, obnoxious, and tend to be the biggest dramatards in any group.

Jane Orie's face scares me...

 
At 3:01 PM, Blogger darkassasin011 said...

Ya like this is realy stupid. there is actualy alot of it on youtube. I actualy have a blog about it.

 
At 4:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Please report more on this topic.

 
At 5:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A bit judgmental, but she's got a furry face. Maybe it's not a coincidence the guy was working for her.

 
At 6:24 PM, Blogger Maria said...

Actually, the art is courtesy of 2 Political Junkies which is syndicated by PGHBloggers.

 
At 6:58 PM, Anonymous Eyesbright said...

That woman is definitely an animal/human cross of some kind; I keep thinking vampire or werewolf. OTOH, she could be a pekingese.

 
At 9:30 PM, Blogger skippy said...

if you like blog posts about repubbblican yiffing, you'll love sadly, no!'s bit: furrygate: the furrying.

 
At 9:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

....she looks like a rabid vole.

 
At 9:37 PM, Anonymous KevinHayden said...

That pic of Senator Orie could certainly get millions to abstain from sex forever, as well as quitting seeing, breathing and thinking about such a gal getting horny. Ever.

Who votes for such gargoyles? ((shudder))

As for her righthand furbear, there's no sexual peculiarity or predatory act by Republicans that can ever surprise me anymore. I just assume they all are ashamed of everything sexual, all are excited genitally by children, and all believe Jesus will forgive them for their predations. Because he loves them. Which they think is kinda yiffable.

 
At 2:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rep. Mark Foley was never a child molester. If he was, why isn't he in jail? Where are the prosecutors with charges?

Mark Foley contacted people via email and IM, bad conduct and bad judgment that forced him to resign, but nothing illegal.

 
At 6:16 AM, Anonymous Grannybgood said...

Yikes! What IS it with these "conservative" Pennsylvanians!?

When we were in Florida there was a couple from this district that declared how they just LOVE Anne Coulter and Rush Limbaugh....wonder if they were into THIS stuff too?

 
At 10:43 AM, Blogger kblarson said...

To paraphrase the Bard: A lot of sound and furry signifying nothing. I do think conservatives would tend toward this sort of behavior because it lends itself to anonymity. Us liberals more often are less ashamed of our proclivities.

 
At 11:04 AM, Blogger Malcolm the >:} said...

That is a photo of Senator Orie? If so, she doesn't need an animal costume, just come as the "Alien". She does have the teeth and jawline that match.

 
At 12:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Senator looks positively predatory. Gack! What is it about the female GOPers? Palin, Bachmann, Coulter, Orie etc...all teeth and claws and no brains.

 
At 1:22 PM, Blogger KaJo said...

I have to admit, if Jane Orie applied white face makeup and drew an exaggerated stylized grin over her mouth, she'd look JUST like Batman's "Joker".

And BTW, there must be a joke in there somewhere about her being "GOP Senate Whip"...

I can see why hardly any Republicans seem to have any sense of humor. They don't even recognize that they're a joke.

 
At 7:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess this kind of explains former Senator Santorum's concerns about gay marriage leading to marriage with...what was it? Box turtles?

Pennsylvannia Republicans are are even fringier thatn I thought.

 
At 1:23 PM, Anonymous Cats r Flyfishn said...

Hummm.... Pennsylvania doesn't need a Senate. The PA State Senate is nothing more than a glamor shot. The whole lot of them are useless.

 

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