Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Proof That Sarah Palin Went To College

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Many people who hear her speaking can't believe she went to college-- let alone five of them. But look at Bush; he attended some too. Anyway, a friend of mine at a Board of Education sent me this. She can't swear it's real, but she thinks it is. She mentioned that she's never seen SAT scores this miserable before. (She was teaching high school in a "liberal" school district.)



Raise your hand if you think McCain was putting America first? Second? 28th?

UPDATE: FALSE

The SAT scores are fake. They may be higher. They may be lower. They may even be the same. But this document is a forgery.

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2 Comments:

At 8:37 PM, Blogger Charcoal Moon said...

D in foreign languages - cuz Alaska doesn't border on any other countries...
C in social studies - cuz she can see Russia from the basketball court
C in physical science - because the dinosaurs were killed by the cavemen

 
At 1:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

believe it or not, the overall score wouldn't have been that bad because it was before the rescaling of the scores. That said, it's pretty much certainly a fake. Not that it being a fake makes her smart or anything.

 

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