Fun At The DNC

Transsexual escort Allanah Starr heading for St Paul

All my friends are at the Convention. Well... all my friends are in Denver; that would be a more accurate description. They keep telling me about how easy it is... meeting nice women (and not the kind that are flocking to St Paul). I'm sure the cash-rich Blue Dogs from the Republican wing of the Democratic Party are using their checks from AT&T and Big Oil to hire hookers but normal folks... well, they're just meetin'. Last night Letterman featured the top ten Democratic National Convention pickup lines.

10.Wanna form a more perfect union?
9. Something's rising and it's not the national debt
8. I'm stiffer than John Kerry
7. Let's go someplace and release our delegates
6. Care to join the wife and me for a little 'bipartisanship'?
5. I'll make you scream like Howard Dean
4. Now that's what I call a stimulus package
3. I 'm gonna Barack your world
2. Wanna pretend we're Republicans and have gay bathroom sex?
1. Hi, I'm John Edwards

Top Ten Extras

11. Play your cards right and I'll get you in to hear the speech by Illinois State Comptroller Dan Hynes
12. How'd you like to be on the cover of National Enquirer?
13. Has anyone ever said you look like a young Madeline Albright?
14. Where does a guy go to get Spitzer'd?
15. Wanna see a nude photo of New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson?