THERE'S A PINCHED, CORRUPT, HYPOCRITICAL & FEARFUL REPUBLICAN OREGON AND THEN THERE'S THE OREGON OF HOPE... AND OBAMA

Obama in the center, GOP kooks on the fringes

I hope we haven't given anyone the impression that Staten Island Republican congressman Vito Fossella is the only GOP Family Values hotshot with a peculiar sense of Family Values. As we've mentioned, he has two families, Mary Pat and 3 children in Staten Island, keeping up appearances that he's a normal kind of guy with a family. And then there's Laura Fay and their "love child" closer to the office. Many wonder if he belongs to two churches or he just uses church as part of his ruse in Staten Island.

Anyway, enough about Fossella for today. Last week we mentioned the Oregon bloodbath between two crazy right-wing lunatics trying to get the worthless GOP nomination for a congressional seat being vacated by Democrat Darlene Hooley. One loon accused the other loon-- both of whom are huge typical Republican Family Values hypocrites-- of knocked up some girl and driving her to an abortion clinic to get rid of the evidence. (Erickson, the abortion guy, was endorsed by the Oregon anti-abortion organization, Oregon Right To Life, which is now... confused.) The two kooks, Kevin Mannix and Mike Erickson, are in a statistical dead heat going into tomorrow's Oregon primary. But now it comes out that Erickson is also a coke freak. He's been accused of throwing wild coke parties and appears to have been living a disolute lifetsyle. Republicans are relieved that no one has pictures of him in bed with any underage boys.