OH PLEASE DON'T TELL ME ANOTHER DOMINIONIST KOOK IS A RAPIST, CHILD MOLESTER AND GENERAL PERVERT!

The Good Lawd wants you to bite on this... but gently my dear

Back in 1927 when Dominionist archbishop Earl Pearly Paulk, Jr. was born, it was still not that uncommon for his kind of people to screw barnyard animals. But even among these folks, they knew you weren't supposed to have carnal knowledge of the relatives. Paulk, whose daddy was also an Elmer Gantry variant, has always been a huckster, often claiming, falsely to have marched with Martin Luther King and to have been a signer of the 1957 Atlanta Manifesto criticizing southern racism. (He may have signed it in invisible ink-- or in a dream.) He built a megachurch in suburban Atlanta and was one of Bush Sr's "thousand points of light."

He is also a well-known sex pervert and a serial rapist. Like many religionist perverts he tells his deluded victims he has a "special gift of love outside holy matrimony." One of his many victim's husbands, Bobby Brewer, punched Paulk in the face after he seduced his wife with a bunch of mumbo-jumbo about how "God" wanted her to have sex with him. Brewer also sued the old pervert, who has also had sex with 7 year old children. (He settled one suit by a girl who claims he raped her over and over again from the time she was 7 until she was 11. He paid her $400,000 for an out-of-court settlement in 2003.)

And more recently, his "nephew," Donnie Earl Paulk, let the congregation know that he isn't really the nephew, but the biological son of the pervert archbishop, a claim that has been confirmed by court-ordered DNA testing last month. Paulk has since stepped down and the nephew/son has taken over. The megachurch is less mega than it was when the congregation included 12,000 deluded fools. Only one tenth of the imbeciles-- if that many-- remain.

AP covers the repulsive story today stating flatly in the first paragraph that Paulk "slept with his brother's wife and fathered a child by her... In truth, this is not the first-- or even the second-- sex scandal to engulf Paulk and the independent, charismatic church. But this time, he could be in trouble with the law for lying under oath about the affair."

The archbishop, his brother and the church are being sued by former church employee Mona Brewer, who says Earl Paulk manipulated her into an affair from 1989 to 2003 by telling her it was her only path to salvation. Earl Paulk admitted to the affair in front of the church last January.

In a 2006 deposition stemming from the lawsuit, the archbishop said under oath that the only woman he had ever had sex with outside of his marriage was Brewer. But the paternity test said otherwise.

...Jan Royston, who left the church in 1992, started an online support group for former members to discuss their crushed faith and hurt feelings.

"This is a cult. And you escape from a cult," she said. "We all escaped."

These days, Earl Paulk has a much-reduced role at the cathedral, giving 10-minute lectures as part of Sunday morning worship each week.

"My uncle is 100 percent guilty, but his accusers are guilty as well," D.E. Paulk said, declining to talk further about the lawsuits.