Friday, October 05, 2007

IF LARRY CRAIG MATED WITH DAVID VITTER WHAT WOULD YOU GET? MEET JOEY DiFATTA

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Another Republican elected official-- a pal of David Diapers Vitter no less-- caught toe-tappin' in the boys room! And he wants wanted to be a state senator too! Yesterday's Times-Picayune painted another dismal picture of another Republican pervert who trawls from public restroom to public restroom looking for... love? Well, looking for something. Joey DiFatta is the chairman of St. Bernard Parish Council and a prominent Republican leader (until 2004 on the GOP state party Executive Committee). He just withdrew from his state senate race, after his arrests for lewd behavior in a public restroom were made public.

DiFatta, like Larry Craig, denies his toilet toe tappin' was a gay signal. Maybe it's a Republican signal that normal people just don't know about. (Another coincidence: he decided to pull out of the race because of "elevated enzyme levels," not because his toilet trawling activities have been made public. His first summons was for a simple Peeping Tom incident in a Mervyn's at a mall in Kenner. "The report states that DiFatta watched a man use the bathroom while peering through a hole in a bathroom stall. The man held DiFatta until police arrived, at which time he was issued the misdemeanor summons and ordered to appear in court."

DiFatta got away with it and eventually upped the ante, moving from the Mervyn's to a Dillard's.
In the second incident, Jefferson Parish deputies working an undercover detail in a men's bathroom at Dillard's at Lakeside Shopping Center in March 2000 stopped DiFatta after he indicated a desire to engage in sex with an undercover deputy in an adjoining bathroom stall, according to an interoffice memorandum written by Sgt. Keith Conley, one of the deputies involved in the investigation.

The report said DiFatta slid his foot into the deputy's stall and tapped the deputy's foot. In the report, Conley noted that such activity is common among men to indicate a willingness to participate in sex.
The deputy inside the stall, Detective Wayne Couvillion, responded by tapping his foot, and DiFatta reached under the partition and began to rub the deputy's leg, the report states.

The detective asked DiFatta, "What do you want?" according to the report, and he replied, "I want to play with you."

DiFatta also used a hand signal to indicate that he wanted to engage in sex and used language that indicated the same, according to the report. Conley, who is now the Kenner city attorney, confirmed the report's authenticity Thursday.

The incident did not culminate in an arrest because the deputy in the bathroom with DiFatta terminated the investigation after several children entered the bathroom, the report states. Conley noted in the report that DiFatta appeared well-versed and comfortable with the routine.

Conley wrote that had the investigation been allowed to continue, it likely would have concluded in DiFatta's arrest on obscenity charges, including a possible attempted crime against nature.
Conley confronted DiFatta outside the bathroom, and DiFatta apologized and said he would not return, according to the report. DiFatta also said he has a problem with such behavior and had sought counseling for the addiction in the past, the report states.

DiFatta has 2 children and several grandchildren. His campaign material mentions the children and grandchildren by name but not a word about a wife. What makes closet cases gravitate to the GOP?


UPDATE: GROSSSSSSSSSSS

I have no way of knowing if this is true. A regular reader from New Orleans, Jedd, sent it to me. If you don't like reading pornographic descriptions of what Republicans do in the dark, DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.

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10 Comments:

At 12:27 PM, Anonymous mirth said...

The most disgusting part of the article is that DiFatta escaped both incidences without arrest.

I'm thinking maybe his heart enzymes became elevated after the 1st guy held him until police arrives. hahahaha

 
At 11:30 AM, Blogger SP Biloxi said...

The entire GOP party should be hosed down with Purell. What a bunch of hypocrites in the name of "family values."

 
At 11:35 AM, Blogger Mojopo said...

Are you shitting me? Why doesn't the GOP just set up a tearoom in toilet stalls across America...? God, they are such hypocritical pricks!

 
At 12:04 PM, Anonymous Ben said...

I wish the Democrats had the guts to capitalize on this. They should be airing commercials 24/7 with different toilet scenarios portraying the freaky GOP scum as they really are. Every few weeks another one. This is not an anomoly but a real element of the sexually frustrated Right.

 
At 1:10 PM, Blogger Jay said...

It's not his enzymes he has to worry about, it's his testosterone that keeps getting him in trouble. Are there any straight Republicans out there? Sorry about the word "out."

 
At 8:20 AM, Blogger Jots said...

Pathetic excuse for a senate-would-be. How can this happen?

 
At 10:14 AM, Blogger E in MD said...

>>including a possible attempted crime against nature.

Crime against nature? Was he trying to butt slam a tree too?

 
At 12:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

E in MD, when they mean 'crime against nature' it doesn't just mean something perpetrated against a tree or animal for example....aren't WE part of nature? So for a Man to wish to have intercourse with another Man IS A CRIME AGAINST NATURE! It's UNNATURAL. Simple, really. If you THINK about it. What have we become? Sheesh.

 
At 1:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is weird - a bathroom full of empty stalls and Mr. Lonely wants to come take a sh*t right next to you.

Sharts are personal with most poopers in a public restroom. Another layer of obnoxiousness no doubt, gifted from the queens of the republican party. I bet they're all catchers, too!

I saw this project on an exchange a few days ago. The guy making the offer wanted someone to emulate a Swedish software company's public restroom mapping technology for cell phones. Can you see the text messages now - meet me a "Pee Map" location A-123.

And all them thumpers voted their little empty, hilly billy hearts out for these perverts. The Righteous Indignation of the Ignorant is palpable!

 
At 8:00 AM, Anonymous The Beast! said...

Why is there this disconnect between what people are and what they represent? Why must guys like Larry Craig and Joey DiFatta pretend they're family values candidates, when all they want to do is bury some man-tuber in their mouths or in their tuchis? Let's be honest about it, people!

Is it really so outrageous for there to be openly gay candidates?

The Craigslist posting does give me hope, though; if I ever lose employment, I'll have 100% natural protein drinks ready for the GOP!

No straw needed!

Oh, dear.

 

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