WHERE WOULD JOHN McCAIN DRAW THE LINE? DO YOU THINK HE WOULD EAT HIS CHILDREN IF THAT WAS THE ONLY WAY HE COULD BECOME PRESIDENT?

John McBaptist

I just read Jane that title. She thought about it and said "he would eat live babies on TV." The odd thing is, I can't even say he's more repulsive and reprehensible than the other pathetic pygmies™. He isn't. Giuliani, Full o' Mitt, Republican lobbyist Frederick of Hollywood... what a bunch! These three have changed everything they've built their political careers on-- and Romney and Thompson are engaged in an online debate over who's the worse flip flopper-- but McCain seems to have descended to a new low. This weekend the longtime fake Episcopalian, campaigning across the Buy Bull Belt, told whoever he could find to listen to him that he's a Baptist.

While McCain has long talked about his family's and his own attendance at the Arizona church, he appears to have consistently referred to himself as Episcopalian in media reports.

In a June interview with McClatchy Newspapers, the senator said his wife and two of their children have been baptized in the Arizona Baptist church, but he had not. "I didn't find it necessary to do so for my spiritual needs," he said.

He also was sure to make the point that he doesn't advertise his faith.