CHRISTIAN RIGHTIST JAMES DOBSON GIVES FREDERICK OF HOLLYWOOD THE BIG THUMBS DOWN-- PROVING IMBECILES SOMETIMES STUMBLE ONTO TRUTH

Looks like far right religionist Jimmy Dobson-- who has previously condemned Giuliani, McCain and Flip Flop Mitt-- is holding out for his one true love: Newt. Today he said he will not support Republican lobbyist Fred Thompson's quest for the presidency. AP divulged the contents of a private e-mail in which Dobson accuses the bumbling, plodding lobbyist, who last weak admitted he doesn't go to church, of being "weak on the campaign trail and wrong on issues dear to social conservatives." The new Harris Poll shows Thompson has pulled ahead of the execrable Giuliani, almost as hated by many Republicans as he is by Democrats, and the rest of the pathetic pygmies™.

"Isn't Thompson the candidate who is opposed to a Constitutional amendment to protect marriage, believes there should be 50 different definitions of marriage in the U.S., favors McCain-Feingold, won't talk at all about what he believes, and can't speak his way out of a paper bag on the campaign trail?" Dobson wrote.

"He has no passion, no zeal, and no apparent 'want to.' And yet he is apparently the Great Hope that burns in the breasts of many conservative Christians? Well, not for me, my brothers. Not for me!"

Thompson, busy sucking up donations in Texas, had no comment on Dobson's devastating accusations against him, accusations that will be taken very very seriously by much of the brain-dead, zombie-like GOP base. He would only say he's never met or spoken with Dobson but that some of Dobson's friends like him. I'm sure they do.

Last week Dobson wormed his way out of charges that he was illegally endorsing candidates on behalf of his politicized church. Bush's politicized FEC and IRS have been going after progressive organizations and fining them left and right but when it comes to reactionaries clearly breaking the law, like Dobson, no need to break a sweat.