Thursday, July 26, 2007

WILL JOHN BOEHNER BE THE NEXT GOP PERVERT CAUGHT UP IN THE DC PROSTITUTION SCANDAL?

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The Buckeye State Blog has revealed that the next member of Congress who will be revealed as a client of the DC Madam's, the way David Diapers Vitter (R-LA) was, will be a Republican member of the Ohio congressional delegation. If you remove Senator DeWine, freshman Jim Jordan, and the 2 women-- Mean Jean Schmidt and Deborah Pryce-- from consideration, that leaves 8 possible perps: Steve Chabot, Michael Turner, Paul Gillmor, Dave Hobson (too old), John Boehner, Pat Tiberi, Steven LaTourette, and Ralph Regula (way too old). Most people Every single person we've contacted so far says it's Boehner.

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21 Comments:

At 12:59 PM, Anonymous me said...

Boeher the boner, wants to bone her, gee, the possibilities add up.

 
At 1:01 PM, Anonymous me said...

Why eliminate Schmidt? Perhaps she's an employee. Or maybe a client after all. (Who would do her for free?)

I'm feeling nasty today. But these people deserve it and worse, so I don't feel all that guilty.

 
At 1:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

me, what makes you think Boehner is doing women?

Nobody makes that assumption on Hastert...

 
At 1:33 PM, Anonymous me said...

Hey, who knows.

The ironic thing is, I think Congress (and everyone else) ought to have a satisfying sex life. Who wants a bunch of sexually frustrated people running our government, deciding which country we should conquer next?

That's why I was in favor of Clinton's BJ. Whoever's finger is on The Button ought to be kept mellow and happy. There's too much at stake to allow that to not happen.

 
At 1:54 PM, Blogger Lisa said...

I have no problem with Congressmen having a satisfying sex life. It is their hypocrisy that I can't stand. The "party of family values"?! Yeah, right.

 
At 2:32 PM, Blogger Milt Shook said...

This guy is so sleazy and slimy, whenever Stephanie Miller refers to him as a "used car salesman," I actually feel sorry for used car salesmen.

The hypocrisy express is turning into a bullet train...

Milt
http://www.pleasecutthecrap.com

 
At 2:34 PM, Blogger Milt Shook said...

BTW, Hastert is a former high school wrestling coach, married to a very large female gym teacher, but he lives with one of his top aides, and no one can remember the last time he and his wife spent time in the same room...

Gee, what would make us think he's not sleeping with women?

Milt
http://www.pleasecutthecrap.com

 
At 5:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Russell Hughlock is an idiot, and what Buckeye State Blog calls "breaking news" is what other people refer to as "breaking wind".

One of BBSB's other big scoops came in 2006, during the Republican Primary for Governor. Late in the race, BSB announced that Ken Blackwell-- who was leading Jim Petro in every poll by 10-20 points-- would be dropping out of the race in 48-72 hours.

Blackwell killed Petro in the primary, and the source of BSB's big scoop eventually leaked out-- one of Petro's paid staffers.

"Pounder" (he says the nickname is related to his being British; other people say it has something to do with sand and his butt) offered this immortal defense for being suckered: "He sounded really sure about it when he told me."

It's be nice if he's right-- and even a broken clock is right twice a day. But if I were going to list blogs with the best handle on Ohio politics, BSB would finish comfortably behind the Drudge report and freerepublic.com

 
At 10:45 PM, Anonymous me said...

"no one can remember the last time he and his wife spent time in the same room"

1. Probably true of a lot of married couples.

2. Who'd want to spend time with either of them?


I heard Boehner speak on TV once. He reminded me of Dan Quayle.

 
At 5:20 AM, Blogger Helen Rainier said...

You characterize some of these men as "too old" or "way too old" and I must ask why.

Some of the slimiest pervs I have run into have been the extremely old ones -- the ones who look like that they can't even get a finger up much less anything else.

"There may be snow on the roof but there's still fire in the furnace."

 
At 5:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nah,
it's not Boner, it's Sanctimonious Joe Lieberman of Connecticut.

 
At 1:34 PM, Anonymous tonyt said...

Couldn't happen to a tanner guy.

 
At 4:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please God, let it be Boehner. He is such a toad. Although he really seems like he is stuck on himself. Probably thinks that he is the only one who can fulfill his own fantasies. I'm excited now. Can't wait to see who is next on the list.

 
At 5:54 AM, Anonymous JollyRoger said...

It wouldn't surprise me much. "Junket John" Boehner hails from the same district that "Buzz" Lukens came out of, so there's GOPperverts aplenty hereabouts.

 
At 12:52 PM, Blogger ohdave said...

I strongly recommend that interested parties call the good congressman's office and ask simply and respectfully whether JB is on the madam's list. No harm in asking. We're not presuming guilt here, just asking a question.

The good congressman's phone number (Washington office) is as follows:

(202) 225-6205

Funny, though, it seems we had a bad connection because when I called we somehow got disconnected.

 
At 12:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He lives in DC and his wife lives in West Chester Ohio. My money is on Boehner.

 
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At 8:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I kow a perv, when I see one,just look at him, he looks like all the other christian perverts

 
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