This just in from Guantanamo Torture Station--

In the latest of his series of stunning admissions, Khalid Sheik Mohammed has admitted that yes, he left the toilet seat up.

Meanwhile, U.S. officials at Guanatanamo, who insisted on anonymity on account of "you can't HANDLE the truth," denied angrily that Sheik Mohammed's stunning admissions are in any way tainted by the fact that they were elicited via torture. An official spokesman, whose identity can't be revealed under provisions of the Patriot Act, said, "The fact is that everything the sheik admitted to, our people confirmed by having him pinky-swear."


UPDATE: KEN AND I AREN'T THE ONLY ONES WHO THINK KSM WASN'T THE ZODIAC KILLER

Ex-CIA agent Robert Baer has more than his gut feeling to go by and he says Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's confession rings false. Does the Regime want to make us think we caught the real bad guy and that terrorism is no longer a threat? There's a major flaw in this strategy.

On the face of it, KSM, as he is known inside the government, comes across as boasting, at times mentally unstable. It's also clear he is making things up. I'm told by people involved in the investigation that KSM was present during Wall Street Journal correspondent Danny Pearl's execution but was in fact not the person who killed him. There exists videotape footage of the execution that minimizes KSM's role. And if KSM did indeed exaggerate his role in the Pearl murder, it raises the question of just what else he has exaggerated, or outright fabricated.
Just as importantly, there is an absence of collateral evidence that would support KSM's story. KSM claims he was "responsible for the 9/11 operation from A-Z." Yet he has omitted details that would support his role.