RUDY SAYS WHICHEVER COUSIN HE'S MARRIED TO ON ANY GIVEN WEEK WILL SIT IN ON CABINET MEETINGS

I guess it's better that he bring whichever... woman he's married to at the moment to the cabinet meetings than any of his Mafia friends-- yes, real Mafia; we'd be trading in Bush's bad enough Mormon Mafia for the actual Cosa Nostra. (I guess even worse would be his Opus Dei pals.) But, come on, is this what the Republicans want to thrust on America next? Do they hate the country that much?

Actually, the answer to that is "no." Even Republicans are tearing out their hair at Giuliani's latest unmasking as an imbecile. Yes, all you Republicans who think he was invented on 9/11, you're getting to know the real Rudy Giuliani now. And there's more to the real Rudy than just fighting off the mythical Arab armies that stormed NYC on 9/11. In fact there's even more than appointing liberal judges, supporting gun control, gays and  women's choice; even more than the President of the United States of America going into conferences with world leaders who have been watching little films like this. Look, if habitual cross-dressing makes you happy, that is not a problem for me. It's not my cup of tea but it doesn't make you less a nice person. But I just keep wondering what the low-info Republican primary voters in states like South Carolina and Iowa are going to do when they realize the guy they think they support is a drag queen. Just asking.


Anyway, there is more to Rudy than just all that stuff. As radical right maniac Ramesh Ponnuru-- oh, gee, I hope he keeps away from George Allen-- wrote this week, Giuliani's subterfuge of posing as a supply-side tax cutter is as convincing as his portrayal of Marilyn Monroe.


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Rudy is now promising not to make any of his wives Cabinet members. And his ex-partner, the Mafia-connected Bernie Kerik-- who proved to be even too corrupt for the Bush Regime-- will probably wind up in prison aferall. Kerik, one of Giuliani's closest associates-- who he personally recommended to Doofus-in-Chief as Secretary of Homeland Security-- went from being Giuliani's campaign security adviser, corrections chief, police commissioner and eventual partner in Giuliani-Kerik, a security arm of Giuliani Partners, which Giuliani established to cash in on his notoriety after 9/11. Supposedly, according to today's Washington Post Giuliani isn't going to be indicted along with Kerik.

About The Art: I'm not certain who Rudy's stylist or makeup artist was but the picture of him in drag is not photoshopped or changed in any way. Nor is the picture of him with his Mafia connection Bernard Kerik. The one up top, however... well all we know about that is that comes from Jesus' General.