Quote of the day: Why shouldn't Chimpy be welcome in Vietnam? It's not as if he fought there or anything. (He just mouthed off.)

"Look at it: Thirty-five years ago he joined the Texas Air National Guard to stay out of Vietnam. Now he's going to Vietnam to stay out of Washington."
--Ted Koppel, on last night's Daily Show, plugging his upcoming Discovery Channel broadcast on Iran

Ted also explained to Jon Stewart that he doesn't have absolutely total editorial control with Discovery. "If they don't like a program," he said, "they can put it on Animal Planet."