Quote of the day: It's official! The Decider has decided! It appears we're never leaving Iraq as long as he's the president! (Pass it on!)

"We’re not leaving so long as I’m the president. That would be a huge mistake."
--President Bush, at his press conference yesterday

In case you were wondering, and hadn't heard.

(The mainstream media don't seem too keen on reporting mounting evidence that our Chimpy has really and truly lost what few marbles he once had. The Washington Post, for example, while filling us in on his "impassioned defense of his Iraq policy," somehow didn't find room for this announcement.)