CAT FIGHT ON THE FAR RIGHT! BUBP TAKES A SWING AT MEAN JEAN. CRACK WHORE COMES BACK WITH HER FAMOUS SUCKER PUNCH

There's a reason why it is Jean Schmidt who is a freshman legislator in DC and Danny Bubp is just a freshman legislator in Columbus. Her NY TIMES profile says "she grew up in the rough-and-tumble of a family auto racing business, went through concealed-weapons training, and bears a local nickname seldom applied to shrinking violets: 'Mean Jean.'" And "mean" is a nice way of describing the vicious right-wing partisan backstabber. OK, before I get any further, let me give you the exact quote-- now expunged from the Congressional Record, but caught on video for all to see: "A few minutes ago I received a call from Colonel Danny Bubp, Ohio Representative from the 88th district in the House of Representatives. He asked me to send Congress a message: 'Stay the course.' "He also asked me to send Congressman Murtha a message, that cowards cut and run, Marines never do.'"

Coincidental to San Francisco radio station KGO exposing Mean Jean as a crack whore, Colonel Bubp went public with a bombshell: his fellow far right nutcase, Congresswoman Jean "Mean Jean" Schmidt, was lying; she'd made the whole thing up! (A tangent: paid Republican propagandists Rush Limbaugh and the dumb little nerdy guy on MSNBC with the bowtie both went on the offensive for Mean Jean-- repeating and garnishing her lies and distortions. Although no one is saying whether or not Schmidt and Limbaugh have used illicit drugs together, there is an obvious kinship between the far right OxyContin (aka- hillbilly heroin) addict and the psycho congressional crack whore. And according to Media Matters Limbaugh (and the MSNBC nerd with the bowtie) have been distorting the story to make it seem that Bubp, a Marine reservist, is on active duty in Iraq.)

Anyway, back to the main story-- I mean if you don't know that Limbaugh and the MSNBC bowtie nerd can't open their partisan traps without lying, you're in trouble to begin with-- which is: Mean Jean never even discussed Murtha with Bupb. He admits he called her on the phone Friday but he says they never discussed Murtha and that he would never call a fellow marine a coward. (Murtha, unlike Republican smear-mongers and detractors like Dick "5 deferments/other priorities" Cheney, served with distinction in VietNam and was awarded 3 battlefield medals for bravery.) Meanwhile, Mean Jean, the trained concealed weapons crack whore, went on Cinci radio station WLW and called Bubp a liar: "I was repeating words. I am not going to get into that debate," she hissed threateningly. But this use of surrogates to smear American heroes is not a new tactic for the vile and vitriolic crack whore. She also used a far right naval veteran to attack and smear (aka-"Swift Boating") Marine Colonel Paul Hackett.

Now Burp claims he's an innocent bystander who was being used by the nefarious Mean Jean for her own purposes. "I wish she never used my name," he whined to the CINCINNATI ENQUIRER. But Burp is no innocent in the woods himself. Bubp, a close ally of Schmidt's, has been a low-level right-wing figure in SW Ohio for some time. Far from any Iraqi battlefields Limbaugh or the MSNBC bowtie nerd claimed he was on, Bubp's battle was against the separation of Church and State. Burp's biggest claim to fame before winning a legislative seat in the 88th district was as pro-bono legal counsel for Adams County for the Ten Commandments, an ad-hoc Ohio nut group formed to keep 10 Commandments monuments inappropriately displayed in local public schools. Coming to Burp's aid was a veritable A-list of far right religionist fanatics, the U.S. equivalent of The Taliban: James Dobson, "Rev." Rob Schenck, Don Wildmon, ex-Judge Roy Moore, Jay Sekulow, every Buy Bull-thumpin' Elmer Gantry in the coalition Rove cobbled together to make the simple-minded among us think God hates the poor and meek, and loves the mighty, wealthy and powerful.

After hiding out and cowering in the dark for a day, Mean Jean, actually still hiding and cowering, but with a fax machine by her side, went on the attack back in Ohio. WKRC-TV reports a statement they got from her claiming she accurately relayed her conversation with Bubp-- again, in effect, calling him a liar-- and then blaming the whole brouhaha on "the left" attacking her. (It wasn't "the left" that gave her a choice of retracting her vicious attack on Congressman Murtha or resigning, unless you consider Hastert, DeLay and Blunt "the left" these days.) So the questions remain: will Mean Jean resign? And, more importantly, will Ohio voters get a grip?