IF THE 2004 ELECTION WERE HELD TODAY, BUSH WOULD LOSE... AGAIN

AOL runs these simplistic, ultra-unscientific polls every now and then. I don't know why. But I can never resist voting in them. I just love to vote. Today's poll posed the interesting questions: "Did you vote for President Bush in the 2004 election?" and "If a new election were held today, who would you vote for?"

The first question, with nearly half a million AOL members participating, confirms what most serious examiners of the 2004 election have concluded-- Bush didn't win. Only 41% of the voters admit they voted for him. There are a lot of reasons for such a low number-- some of these people didn't vote in 2004 at all, some are too embarrassed to admit they voted for such a loser (even to themselves) and are lying, and, of course, the #1 reason: without the help of tampered-with electronic voting machines and other shenanigans, Bush couldn't win anything. I'll stick with that last reason.

Oh and for who would you vote for today, Bush slips from 41% admitting they voted for him in 2004 to only 33% who would vote for him today. What rocks do these die-hard imbeciles live under. Does he have to personally send Darth Cheney over to their homes to cut their children into little pieces and eat them before they wake up and smell the... well, it ain't roses! Are there that many people in Utah?