BUSH WAS POLITE AT THE U.N.-- ASKED CONDI IF HE COULD GO TO THE BATHROOM

Everyone knows how George I hired a Stanford big-name prof to teach his borderline retarded son
that foreign affairs went beyond getting drunk and laid in Nuevo Laredo. He didn't learn much but he so appreciated his teacher than when his dad's friends stole the presidency for him he appointed her National Security Advisor (during which she presided over 9-11 and helped fake evidence so he could invade Iraq for no discernible strategic reason) and later, as people with a shred of integrity were jumping ship, he made her Secretary of State. He still relates to her as though she were his teacher and today while at a meeting with actual heads of governments at the UN, he politely wrote her a note asking if he could go to the potty. When my pal at the Secret Service sent me the photo I thought he was joking. But the photo comes from Reuters and it's being printed all over the civilized world.

The Reuters caption reads:

U.S. President George W. Bush writes a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a Security Council meeting at the 2005 World Summit and 60th General Assembly of the United Nations in New York September 14, 2005. World leaders are exploring ways to revitalize the United Nations at a summit on Wednesday but their blueprint falls short of Secretary-General Kofi Annan's vision of freedom from want, persecution and war. REUTERS/Rick Wilking



Please notice that Laura cleaned his fingernails for him today. The note says "I think I may need a bathroom break." Who
thinks Rick Wiking's gonna get in trouble?