BROWNIE'S GOT SOME HEAVY DUTY DIRT ON BUSHCO-- REHIRED BY FEMA

The Bush Regime's designated fall guy for the catastrophic breakdown of government in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, Michael Brown, was fired after a public outcry about his gross incompetence-- and that of his boss, George Bush. Originally hired because he was a college roommate of one of Bush's closest and most corrupt cronies, Joe Allbaugh, it was hoped Brown would take one for the team and fade quietly into the background. Rumors are flying in D.C. about what dirt the former Arabian horse contest judge has on the Bush crew and tonite CBS News is reporting that BushCo has rehired Brown as a "consultant," presumably to keep him quiescent. He spent the last 10 days shopping his resume and trying to peddle... his reputation?... in an unproductive attempt to find a job.