Sunday, November 01, 2020

Midnight Meme Of The Day!



by Noah

Sunday Thoughts:

At least some places, like this church across the border in Ontario, Canada, see the importance of wearing a mask. That, as we know, is unlike so many churches here in the United States who just think the lord will protect them from COVID-19 and end up holding what amounts to weekly super spreader services. But then, up north, they've taken this plague much more seriously than we have. It's not great, but they're better off than we are. Apparently, Canadians believe in science.

Meanwhile, if you're going out to vote on Monday or Tuesday, wear the goddamn mask. Of course, if you encounter any proud boy or militia types at your polling place, you may want to consider walking up to them, pull your mask down, and cough, a lot! That's my answer to today's WWJD question. That's what my Jesus would do!

Bonus Voting Tip!!!

At some voting places with long lines, the poll workers have been coming out and moving senior citizens to the front of the line. I laid down on the sidewalk to tuck in my shirt and they came and got me right away! Try it! It works!

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At 6:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

and nobody realizes the fundamental hypocrisy of putting your life in jesus' hands while at the same time taking your life into your own hands, presumably because jesus is too busy... indifferent... incapable...??

human beings are just so fucking stupid.


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