Midnight Meme Of The Day!

 

by Noah

Politically, President Donald J. Biohazard is a lot more like his role models Mussolini and Hitler, but, as a Diva with a capital D, he certainly resembles Evita Peron on her Buenos Aires balcony more and more with each frightening passing day. No wonder Lindsey Graham and Miss Moscow Mitch love him so much.

As I've said before, I remember watching the Orange Menace To Society during the 2016 campaign and wondering how anyone could watch the now president for two minutes and not realize that he is very mentally ill, even more so than other politicians in my lifetime, even more so than easily half the people who have ever been committed to an insane asylum. I shouldn't wonder how people could vote for him, though, when all I have to do is go outside and listen to the idiocy of any number of typical conversations I hear as people walk by me. People clearly either want someone who is a mental case or they are too damn stupid to notice. Maybe both. I feel like the medical equipment manufacturers have to come up with a variation of those little plastic guns that are being used to take temperatures just by holding them up to our foreheads. You know, we need something like that, except it reveals your IQ and/or your level of sanity or mental acuity. We've put humans on the moon. We can do it. Is it too much to ask?

As it is, Donnie Psychopath's mental stability has deteriorated steadily since his inauguration. In his speech that day, he referred to what he called "American carnage" and has gone about doing his best to increase American carnage every day of his term. The entire Republican Party has joined him and become the Death Cult it has aspired to be for several decades. Now, the leader who that party adores, the president, has added to his and their attempts to take health care away from Americans and called for an end to any COVID-19 relief and he's even deliberately contaminating his own staff and Secret Service guards. He couldn't wait to rip off his mask upon his return to the White House virus hotspot that he himself created. He wants to make the hotspot hotter. He knows he's got COVID-19 and makes great efforts to spread it. He knew he had it when he went to that fundraiser in New Jersey. Maybe he even knew it when he went to Cleveland for the debate. That would be very Putin-like. You know; poison your rivals. Would you put it past him and the mask eschewing cultists he brought with him?

What did Trump know and when did he know it? He might even think he can get rid of his own infection just by passing it on to someone else. He certainly wants to spread it. He forces his guards into hermetically sealed SUVs with him just so his fans can gaze rapturously at him and cheer his efforts on. More and more people on his staff are testing positive every damn day. The initial spreading event may have even been when he introduced his anti-voting, anti-healthcare, pro-coathanger back alley abortion judge, aka Back Alley Amy, to the country.

At this rate, in ten days, Trump will be emptying gas cans all over the White House and burning it to the ground, claiming "I did a tremendous job, a better job of it than the English did." His fans will cheer that, too. Sean Insanity and Tucker Tiki Torch will wave Russian and Confederate flags on their shows and say he did the right thing. Or, maybe they'll all just claim that a group made up of the NAACP, teachers unions, LeBron James, "Antifa" and "top Satan-worshipping Democrat pedophiles" did it.