Midnight Meme Of The Day!

 

by Noah

I get it. And I understand it... It's been a very interesting journey. I learned a lot about COVID. I learned it by really going to school.
- President Donald J. Biohazard, in a message to his batshit crazy supporters, shortly before taking his Sunday joyride.

Damn! Never give a psychopath steroids! But that's what they did at Walter Reed. It was Dexameth aka Dexamethasone. Look at those Hannibal Lecter eyes. Just look at them! The mask even adds to the effect. I see you've got your Halloween costume all set, Donnie! Or was your little Sunday ride around the block just a funeral procession rehearsal?

Keep all sharp objects, bottles of Chianti, and nuke codes away from Donnie Psycho. The latter was a horrific idea to begin with. He's really hyped up now. Now he's back at the 1600 compound. Here comes the Adderall! The first thing he did was whip off his mask so he could infect as many of the staff as possible. He's barricaded in the cult compound like he's the Jim Jones or David Koresh he's always wanted to be. He's not serving grape juice, he's serving COVID-19. Here come ol' orange top, you can feel his disease. He's the super spreader, but, hey Kayleigh, hey Stephen Miller! Watch your livers!

Shame on Walter Reed. No, not for saving his life or just delaying the inevitable oh happy day. No. Shame on Walter Reed for not insisting that our president be heavily chained to his bed. Instead, they let him out to shed his viral spores like cyanide to anyone within striking distance. They let him be put into a hermetically sealed, armored SUV to infect all those good, patriotic Secret Service people with him. No doubt one or all of the insane Trump family had a lot to do with it, or would have it even ever came down to that. A man that is so infected that he has to spend time at one of the most advanced hospitals in the known universe needed to be isolated in a kind of leper colony not be taken outside for a cheap publicity stunt. "Don't be afraid of COVID," he says. "Don't let it dominate your life," he says. He talks about new drugs and new knowledge "developed under the Trump Administration" as if he was responsible for that when he did everything he could to slow that down while he was telling us to drink bleach, inject Lysol and jam light bulbs up our ass. "Don't be afraid of COVID." Yeah, Donnie, like we all have access to the care you just got. Tell that to the 212,000 dead and counting. None of the 850 Americans who died the day you took your joyride got your special antibody cocktail. Tell them and their loved ones not to be afraid of COVID. Fuck you, Asshole!

Calling the ride around the block "insanity," Here's what Dr. James P. Phillips, one of Donnie Biohazard's Walter Reed doctors had to say about the president's ego-stroking joyride:

Every single person in that vehicle now has to be quarantined for 14 days. They might get sick. They might die. For political theater. That presidential SUV is not only bulletproof, but hermetically sealed against chemical attack. The risk of COVID-19 transmission inside is as high as it gets outside of medical procedures. The irresponsibility is astounding. My thoughts are with the Secret Service forced to play.

One of Donnie Psycho's guards was heard to say:

He's not even pretending to care now.

And still America tolerates this. Bring on the flatbed trucks! Park them around the Hot Spot White House; playing "Highway To Hell" at jet engine level around the clock.