Monday, October 12, 2020

Midnight Meme Of The Day!



by Noah

What is it with the hair of these two! One wears a dead ferret. The other wears a spider web. One attracts flies. The other sounds like snakes and maggots are about to burst out of his eyes. Halloween is coming and they are both very Halloweenish. But, again, what happened with their hair? Is it a result of having unusually thick skulls? Are their minds so toxic that some sort of strange semi-liquid goo oozes out into their scalp?

These are questions that science can answer even though these two alien men are republicans and republicans do not believe in science. But must we wait until they are dead and their bodies are submitted to autopsies at some top secret location? Is it some sort of neural pathway kind of thing? Are there brain-eating parasites involved? It would be good to know so that future candidates could be subjected to advance testing and people so afflicted are never allowed to run for public office again.



At 6:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


i bet if you add them all up over their lifetimes, pence's lie total may even be greater than trump's.


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