Saturday, October 10, 2020

Lincoln Project Co-Founder Steve Schmidt Fires Back At Trump And Reduces Him To Charred Cinders



-by Noah

For those of you who may still not know, Steve Schmidt is a conservative who worked on several Republican campaigns including those of Arnold Schwarenegger, George Dubya Bush, and John McCain. President Donald J. Biohazard, however, was a bigly bridge too far for a conservative with the smarts of Schmidt. So, patriotic American that he is, he just had to respond when our nutcase Beavis & Butt-head President attacked him as a "Loser" and a "Failure" for forming the Lincoln Project to run advertisements against him that speak truth to such corrupted power as that of Trump and the current Republican Party. What follows is the brilliant combined text of several of Schmidt's tweets back at Trump in response to his endless whining about the ads.
You’ve never beaten me at anything. This is our first dance. Did you like, Covita? We are so much better at this than your team of crooks, wife beaters, degenerates, weirdos and losers.

You are losing. We heard you loved Evita. You saw it so many times. Where will you live out your years in disgrace? Will you buy Jeffrey Epstein’s island? One last extra special deal from him? Or will you be drooling on yourself in a suite at Walter Reed? Maybe you will be in prison?

I bet you fear that. The Manhattan District Attorney may not be around to cover for you or your crooked kids anymore. Eliza Orlins doesn’t believe in different sets of rules for the Trumps. What about the State Attorney General? You know what you’ve done.

Oh, Donald. Who do you owe almost $500 million in personally guaranteed loans to? It's all coming down. You think you and your disgusting family are going to be in deal-flow next year? Are you really that delusional?

You are lucky Chris Wallace interrupted you after Joe Biden said you weren’t smart. You started to melt down. That’s the place that hurts the most. Right? Fred Sr., knew it. You’ve spent your whole life proving it. You aren’t very smart. You couldn’t take the SAT on your own. What was the real score? 970? We both know you know.

Are the steroids wearing off? Is the euphoria fading? Do you feel foggy? Tired? Do you ache? How is the breathing? Hmmm. Are you watching TV today? We will have some nice surprises for you. Everyone is laughing at you. You are a joke. A splendid moron turned deadly clown.

Did you watch Martha McSally in her debate against American hero, fighter pilot, test pilot, astronaut Capt. Mark Kelly? She is so embarrassed by you. She is ashamed and full of self-loathing for the choice she made in following you over the cliff. She is in free fall now. She will lose, like most of them, because of you.

We hear from the White House and the campaign everyday. They are betraying you. They are looking to get out alive and salvage careers and their names. It’s Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner vs. Donald Trump Jr., and Kimberly Guilfoyle on the inside. They are at war over scraps and who gets to command what will be the remnants of your rancid cult.

It’s almost over now. You are the greatest failure in American history. You are the worst president in American history. Disgrace will always precede your name. Your grandchildren and great-grandchildren will grow up ashamed of their names.

One day, I suppose there will be some small and not-much-visited library that bears your name. It will be the type of place where a drunk walks by, staring at the wall for a minute, before deciding it is beneath his dignity to piss on. That’s what is waiting for you.

Joe Biden is a better man. He’s smarter. He’s winning.

Do you remember when you didn’t want to name Donald Trump Jr., Donald because you were worried about him being a loser named Donald? You were right about that. He is.

But it is you who will be remembered as America’s greatest loser. You will be crushed in the election! Shhhhhhhh
Having read Schmidt's response to the baggy-suited, ferret-wearing nutcase who is roaming around the White House and the country spreading his disease, it is clear that Trump will never be in Schmidt's league. Schmidt's writing has an Edgar Allan Poe quality about it. It's certainly time to seal Trump behind a wall.

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At 1:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not even alive to see today, Edgar still describes US politics more succinctly then the wormed brained Schmidt: who never chirp a word while helping Cheney invade Iraq on false WMD pretense, false PR incubator baby congressional hearings, legalizing US torture and taking away citizens rights via the patriot act. Now he's today's Edgar Allen Poe?? You've gone insane.

Edgar Allen Poe -

("Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”
Then the bird said “Nevermore.”)

At 2:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

outstanding, 1:39.

again DWT quotes and makes a hero out of someone who rightly should be regarded by history as a key accomplice in getting trump elected.

what Schmidt says about trump is true... understated, even. But what Schmidt will NEVER admit is that were it not for his efforts (and others, naturally), the nazi party could never have thrived to the point where a motherfucking criminal like trump could even run much less win.

DWT has made a habit of finding former nazi party architects to quote and elevate to hero status.
This fact alone should call into question DWT's motives.

At 2:34 PM, Anonymous Richard Langly said...

2:03- You and your "alter ego" made a point of missing the word "conservative." That provides a thing called context as does the presented evidence of who Schmidt has worked for in the past and, previous commentary on Schmidt in other DWT posts. None of that takes away from what Schmidt said. It's Schmidt's current perspective. Better he speak out late than never. Now go take your pills, lots of them.

At 3:59 PM, Blogger Librarian Guy said...

I agree with the 2 Anonymi-- why wasn't your headline "Scumbag Denounces Other Scumbag", yawn!!

Drumpf is not turned "to ashes" by this, his Death Cult will follow him into the grave still believing . . . & Trump is human filth thru and thru, no doubt, but "Joe Biden is a better man!!" As Sleepy Joe himself would say, "C'mon Man!!" That is an extremely low bar and I'm not sure the demented, NeoLiberal supporter of the Iraq War who locked up thousands of vulnerable black and brown people, palled around with fellow segregationists in the halls of Power and indebted two generations of US youth to college loans for decades going forward, the man whose wise council is "Police should shoot 'em in the leg" is much, if any, better than Drumpf. Maybe somebody could taste the difference between a 99% v. 100% Shit sandwich. I know that I'm voting third party for Pres and not biting on any DemoPublican shit sandwiches.

At 4:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

To anonymous 1:39 PM:

Noah was referring to “The Cask of Amontillado,” not “The Raven.”

To anonymous 2:03 PM:

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Republicans are right less often, but all those Schmidt quotes are absolutely right, even if they are, as you say, understated.

Quoting Schmidt doesn’t make Noah (or Howie) an enabler of the Amerikan Nazis. In fact, if you’re a regular DWT reader, you should know that Howie has expressed his own misgivings about the GOP neocon establishment’s plans to co-opt the Democratic Party — a real danger with a crypto-Republican like Biden at the helm.

And if you don’t understand that we have to vote for a P.O.S. like Biden because he’s the only means we have to avert the unprecedented danger to the America that a second Trump term would pose, you’re beyond hope!

At 5:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:39 and 2:03 looks like a John Miller/Trump combination.

At 5:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm with Richard and 4:09! I will add that in my native England we have a word for people like 1:39/2:03. That word is wanker and the person in question is the daily King of wanking. Many times a day in the comments section. He's addicted to his mirror to boot. Way too in love with himself.

At 8:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your native england has its own version of trump. and like the u-shitholes-of-a, you elected him.

for 4 decades for both of our shitholes (beginning with reagan and thatcher), we both have been electing worser and worsest; the corrupt, idiots, fascists and, now, nazis.
you got a word for the potted plants who elect all this... for 4 decades at least?

by definition then, those who do what they can for 'better' are the opposite of whatever that word is. if the opposite of those potted plants who elect ever-worser oceans of shit are called 'wankers', I'll wear that proudly.

probably less proudly than you will wear the label 'potted plant', however.

At 11:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:36 will get his comeuppance when Brexit destroys the ability of the UK to function in the modern world of international commerce the UK helped to establish after WWII, and Scotland and Wales secede to become independent nations. His money won't be worth a plugged hapenny.


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