Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Trump fantasizes about a lot of things, not the least of which are being on the cover of TIME Magazine and/or being Hitler. He even has fake magazine covers made so that he can hang them in his offices to impress the parade of vermin that visit him there. So, it's appropriate that other people, those who have a better grip on reality, should make faux TIME Magazine covers too. Who knows? The TIME cover that serves as tonight's meme might soon rightly end up being a real cover. Trump always thinks he should be TIME's "Person Of The Year" so maybe it will be used if that comes to pass. Of course, Trump would complain that the depiction of his idol, Adolf Hitler, is bigger than his depiction but I suppose, Trump could take a Sharpie to it and try to make some adjustments, or maybe he'll just call up Stormy Daniels and pay her another $130,000 to beat his bare butt with it like he had her do with that rolled up copy of TRUMP Magazine. Then, for an extra $500,000, he'll have her beat his orange welt-covered cellulite farm with the very bible he used as a disgustingly sacrilegious photo-op prop the other day. Then he can charge leading republicans like Moscow Mitch, Lindsey the Lisp, and Tucker Tiki-Torch big bucks just to touch or sniff the bible, thus offsetting his costs. They'll happily do it, too.