Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Midnight Meme Of The Day!


by Noah

Blood in your lungs and blood on their hands. The death toll grows exponentially by the day. At least if Kushner & Trump was your law firm, you'd be in jail instead of in an I.C.U. Although, with the way pandemics work, being in jail wouldn't be a good prospect either. Either way, America's #1 family of sadists is happy. When this is all over, the Trump's should have a sicko TV show like the Duck Dynasty assholes. Each episode would deal with new ways that the fabulous Trumps find to enthusiastically spread human misery and death. Each show would end with Donnie Head Case playing his air accordion while commanding Mike Pence, Moscow Mitch, and Lindsey Graham to dance in their skimpy elf costumes. Of course, if there actually was any justice in this country, they'd all be tried and hung for their crimes against humanity.

I'll put this another way. I am a hugely devoted baseball fan. It's a lifelong thing with me, and not having the new MLB season underway has me jonesing for baseball like a junkie joneses for smack. OK, not quite as bad, but you get the picture. So, look at it all this way: If Trump or any inept Trump family member was your starting pitcher in the World Series, and Pence was the catcher, you, as the manger would have yanked them both out of the game and sent them to the showers as early as the first inning. That's how much better baseball is than our political scene. Not only that, but the jeering home crowd would have demanded their removal and, if they didn't get that, they would have rioted like a soccer crowd. Or, at the least, they would have pelted the team with hugely filled cups of beer and mustard-covered hotdogs. If it just happened to be Bat Day, I can think of an even better scenario.

Instead, America sits in the stands quietly and doesn't even put bags over their heads to disguise their personal embarrassment and the fact that they bought a ticket for the fiasco in the first place.

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At 2:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"America sits in the stands quietly and doesn't even put bags over their heads to disguise their personal embarrassment and the fact that they bought a ticket for the fiasco in the first place."

You left out: paid for the stadium, complete with luxury boxes where Trump cronies can sit and eat expensive finger-food (Paid for by the rest of us) in air-conditioned comfort after the exertion of riding the elevator up to these seats from their preferred parking, where their yachts, helicopters and limos (all provided by us) rest, protected by those who couldn't afford a ticket to the seats with the meager pay they receive to prevent pirates, hijackers, and drunken homeless with greasy rags from smudging the new wax application.

They will descend upon the arena like plague of locusts in the 3rd inning, devour the food, guzzle the expensive bottled beer and stronger libations (which mere fans don't get to enjoy), and then depart in the sixth inning before the hoi polloi in the outdoor seats decide to head for home and catch them in traffic.

For starters.

At 6:12 AM, Anonymous Ida Jurie said...

For starters, 2:26, I doubt he forgot. Your proposed subject matter just wasn't the point of the post.

At 9:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your reading comprehension needs work.

At 1:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:17, 2:26's reading comprehension often shows itself. Same with his lack of any sense of humor or sarcasm. His ego gets in the way. He sees the world as being all about himself or centering only around himself, so he can't comprehend what others have to say. It's a common trait of megalomaniacs and sociopaths.


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