Saturday, March 28, 2020

Midnight Meme Of The Day!


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by Noah

I'm all about making a better world. I've developed a new coronavirus test kit which I am marketing and suggesting for use exclusively by Trump supporters and Trump accomplices like those found in Congress. It consists of something everyone always has around the house. Hardly a closet in America is without at least one example of this fine technology (and we know how much republicans enjoy their closets). The beauty of my coronavirus test lies in its low cost and its simplicity. I can't believe this isn't being discussed on prime time TV. So, here it is Repugs:

Step One: Go to your closet, or, under your sink.

Step Two: Pull out a plastic bag you got from your local cleaners, or, a nice plastic trashbag. If it has a draw string, even better!

Step Three: Place said plastic apparatus completely over your head and secure it snugly around your neck. Be sure to cover all of your chins. Voila! So easy a Trump could do it!

You may ask, "How do I know this is working?" Easy! Sooo Easy! You will soon discover that you have a shortness of breath. Trust me! Trust me every bit as much as you trust Trump, Putin, or Moscow Mitch! Roll with this testing technique+ and any problems you have will soon become at thing of the past! If you see a light, go to it with haste!

*Must be 18 years of age or over. Some additional disposal costs for loved ones may apply. But you can leave plastic bags for them, too. If you buy your plastic bags at the grocery store, please take only what you need. No hoarding. By the way, you will no longer be needing any toilet paper.

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At 12:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just going to Church on Easter should quickly take care of the problem and not pollute the streets with discarded plastic bags - and the bodies contained within them.

At 8:06 AM, Anonymous Ida Jurie said...

12:17, Trump supporters going to church will take care of some of the problems but it's a hit and miss thing since some who get the virus will recover and vote. Noah's suggestion is more efficient. There won't be any mess in the streets as long as the Trumpers follow instructions behind closed doors either at home or at the pretend churches that nutjobs like them attend.

At 8:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wouldn't it be easier for them all to take one bullet, dip it into hydrogen peroxide (kills the virus), put it in the chamber of their favorite gun, and shoot themselves in the head? It'll kill the virus. mission accomplished.

oh... pray to their god first. god will not let them die.


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