Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Well, Sarah Huckabee Sanders is all set for Halloween, but isn't she always? I don't mean that in a cruel sense. It's more of an awe thing. But, here she is in tonight's meme, dressed as the redacted Mueller report. It's even "better" than that 1947 table cloth thing she sometimes wears. Who knew wearing Jail Jammies at the White House was a thing, but, it is damn appropriate! I don't know who dresses her but that person should get some sort of Emmy Award when the prizes for this way too long running TV series are handed out.

Why is it that everyone in the Trump administration always looks like they're dressed for Halloween? There's Trump himself, of course, with that orange skin, the freaky-deaky hair, and that saggy sick white skin around his eyes. Then there was Sean "Spicy" Spicer who dressed like a bush on the White House lawn, Steve Bannon dressed as a scarecrow... Stephen Miller? I have no idea what that one's supposed to be but it sure looks hideous and it's more than that close resemblance to Goebbels. Mike Pence? He may be the best example of the horrific deformity of a soul being reflected in the outward appearance of a human being. Kellyanne Conway? C'mon! This is a freakshow, a real zoo, right? Freaks come out at night, and daytime, too! If you saw Don Jr. on the street and didn't know who he was, you'd just say to yourself, "poor guy." And don't forget that wacko Dr. Bornstein. Where do they get these people? Just think of the ones we never see. Think of what people they must keep hidden in the dark, damp, spider-infested corners of the White House that we never get to see in front of the cameras. It's probably one big Gahan Wilson cartoon inside 1600. If Trump ever leaves office, I hope Tim Burton makes the movie.