Saturday, April 13, 2019

Midnight Meme Of the Day!


by Noah

It has long been posited that Trump has no heart. His every action has pointed to that. That's what made him the perfect leader for his party. Likewise, mathematical calculations and gravitational evidence have always pointed to the existence of black holes out in the Universe. Some scientists (There's that word Republicans hate again) have even stated that black holes could possibly be very small and very close to us. Little did we know that the location of the nearest black hole and the space where Trump's heart should be are one in the same. Now, for the first time, the scientific community has announced the discovery and photographic proof of a black hole. We could have told them where it is long ago.

For those who don't know, black holes are places of such tremendous gravity that they suck in all matter and energy within their range. Not even light itself can escape. Life has no chance in the proximity of a black hole. Everything that gets too close to a black hole is crushed and destroyed. Just ask Kirstjen Nielsen, not that she didn't have it coming. A whole country and maybe the entire Earth is facing the same fate and has done nothing to escape that fate.

I predict that, very soon, scientists will show us a picture of a second black hole. It will be found under Trump's gravity-defying combover.



At 4:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Considering how he's destroyed the governance of law in this nation beyond repair, it's an apt analogy.

At 5:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do Trump and a black hole have in common (besides the obvious)?

They both suck.

At 7:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the 'governance of law' was long gone before trump embarked on his 2016 infomercial.

If laws had meant anything, Lloyd blankfein and hundreds of bankers would now be making big rocks into little rocks. So would cheney, Rumsfeld, W, condoleeza rice and dozens of other cheney admin torture figures. So would have Reagan and GHWB (treason).

And trump would have been ineligible to run for anything because he'd be in prison for tax evasion, money laundering and probably rape.

any lefty that thinks this is all trump's doing proves my thesis about lefty voters.

fuck we're stupid!

At 10:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the picture of the heart area of all presidents since 1980 and most congresswhores will be the same. Reagan cared for nancy. Clinton cared for all his strange. All loved their mirrors. but that's about it.

cheney's heart, literally, is a black hole... replaced by a mechanical impeller. bush loves bush and nobody else. obamanation? anyone who can order the snuffing of several thousand innocents by drone has no heart. I won't even diagnose the sociopathy of doing dick for 10 million who were bent over by the bankers' fraud in 2008-2014. And trump was born microcephalic and heartless.

do we americans just reflexively choose for such traits or does everyone we elect become this way?


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