Sunday, March 31, 2019

Midnight Meme Of The Day!


by Noah

Sunday Thoughts:

So Republican messiah Donald Trump went to Alabama to have a look at the destruction wrought by some of God's tornados a few weeks ago. This time, instead of tossing paper towels out to the victims, he signed their Bibles. I'm guessing that the Alabamans who presented their Bibles for signature were told that Trump would only sign their KKK hoods and MAGA hats behind closed doors. I'm also guessing that the new #1 hymn on the Republican Jesus charts is titled "Hey Satan, Would You Sign My Bible?" It's a wonderful world.

When I think of the whole bible-signing episode, I can just hear Trump getting back on his bus with Billy Bush laughing and bragging "In Alabama, you can sign their bibles. If you're a racist jackass, they let you!"

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At 5:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I order right now will you ship me a second one for only a slight additional charge?

At 7:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

when trump-signed bibles failed to spontaneously combust, it was further proof that the Christian god does not exist. Not that more proof is needed. For 2000 years, that religion has been the inspiration for countless atrocities. And nobody ever burst into flames for it.

At 11:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they didn't burst into flames spontaneously, but many thousands were converted -to ashes- by the devout over the centuries.


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