Friday, February 09, 2018

Midnight Meme Of The Day!


-by Noah

Trumpy the Clown is unhappy. It seems that, during his pre-stock market dive State Of The Union address last week, the needle on the little Praise-o-Meter that he keeps in his pocket barely went to 50 percent.

As is the usual response when a president (for argument's sake, let's call Little Trumpy a president for this post) gives the SOTU, half the audience applauds the president's every word, while the other half, the one that disagrees with the president's approaches to the nation's problems, does not. When both parties do like something the president says, they both applaud. That's part of being a democracy, something our demented buffoon of a president knows nothing about and wants nothing to do with.

So, there we were on Moday, a week later, and Trumpy the Clown goes to Cincinnati for one of his weirdo rallies to regale the crowd with tales of how great the economy is doing, even though, as he speaks, the stock market is shedding points faster than a tree in a tornado. What concerned Trumpy the Clown the most that afternoon in Cincinnati? No, not the market that he's always taken credit for. Instead, what concerned the sad, demented buffoon was that "the Democrats" didn't applaud. To him, that meant they were un-American. It even meant that those who weren't applauding his every word must be treasonous. To bad that not only doesn't fit the definition of treason, it also, once again, shows his complete disregard for the U.S. Constitution, particularly in this case, the very first amendment. Yeah, dictators and totalitarians never like that free speech thing.

Now, just because Trump is a clown and a buffoon, and just because he clearly has something wrong in his brain, doesn't mean we should only laugh and not take this as seriously as it should be taken. To this point, it's obvious, that virtually no one in Washington is taking the danger of the existence of this man as president seriously. But, history has been afflicted with similar extreme narcissistic behavior and it has never ended pretty. When it goes unchecked, it only gets more dangerous and that is what's happening now. We know what happens to people who don't applaud Kim Jong-un. We know what happened to people who didn't make a nice big show ofapplauding Saddam Hussein.

Josef Stalin was probably the worst of all. When he spoke before the Politburo (Russia's version of Congress), he had people watching the audience to see, not just who wasn't applauding his utterances, but he wanted to know if some people might not be applauding in enough of an enthusiastic manner. He also wanted to know who might have been the first person to stop applauding. The result was that the audience would applaud for minutes at a time, until he signaled that he was satisfied and they should stop; stop so he could get to his next point and repeat the cycle. This is exactly where Trumpy the Clown is headed. And, you can bet that Sarah Huckabee Sanders and all the buffoons at Fox will praise him for it.

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At 3:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

With apologies to all the other demented buffoons out there who might be offended by his inclusion.

At 11:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only differences between the US of A today and Stalinist Russia is that We the People are armed well enough to make military discipline of the populace VERY problematic. Also, Stalin was much more intelligent than the ocherous lecher occupying the Oval Office. If they had traded places in history, the ocherous one wouldn't have lasted a year while Stalin would have already established an iron rule over the FOX-addled Trumpsters.

At 4:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:59, get over yourself. We're armed to the teeth, true. But we're dumber than shit and couldn't possibly coordinate anything... plus we're cowards and are lazy.

Any half-ass trained national guard regiment could conquer every single state within a month... and probably not suffer a single casualty.

At 8:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What makes you think that any National Guard unit will attack their own people on the scale you present? Especially since the majority would be White people? You clearly don't know your history very well, do you? From our own Revolution to the natural resource grab currently underway in Afghanistan, the people can and will wear down your "well-trained National Guard" to the point that nothing significant can be gained by continuing the assault.

Our government is too stupid to know the meaning of all those mountain roads clogged by dead Russian tanks. Our government is too stupid to stay out of places where the former colonizers were booted out at gunpoint, such as Vietnam and Indonesia. What makes you think they are smart enough to stay out of domestic unrest of that scale in this nation? They can't be too bright! Use your own metric: LOOK AT WHO ELECTED THEM!

Now get over yourself, pearl clutcher!

At 8:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was metaphorical. Americans are stupid, disorganized, lazy and cowardly. Any regiment-sized force with just a bit of training and a truck could easily overcome whoever decided to show up, likely wearing their swastikas and white hoods.
Most of us would hide in our bathrooms.


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