Saturday, December 30, 2017

Midnight Meme, Special Edition: The 12 Days Of Christimemes #4


-by Noah

Unbeknownst to most fans of the tale of Gilligan's Island, there was an eighth castaway on the island named Chris. However, in the pilot episode, seven of the castaways got so tired of the arrogance and bullying of Chris that they-

A) Sacrificed him to the island's volcano god.

B) Built a strong raft and set him adrift with the outgoing tide, on his beach chair, of course.

C) Buried him up to his neck in the sand on the other side of the island at low tide.

D) Roasted him on a luau spit and ate well for days.

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At 12:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Option D has put me off of BBQ indefinitely! UGH!


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