Saturday, March 14, 2009

Tonight's Useful Hint-- The Bush Library


-by Dan

Bush is having a great deal of trouble raising the $300 million to fund his library at SMU.
Now, it’s kind of ironic that the bad economy, brought on by President Retardo, may be the downfall of his own library. Fundraising is made more difficult after everyone has been bankrupted. It is especially difficult to extract money from the bankrupt if you are the one who bankrupted them.

There is a solution.

They could just convert one of the larger SMU toilets into a reading library.

You could study the Bush administration and take a crap at the same time!

Take care that you do not get the two confused.

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At 8:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Real intelligence here, my friends ... pure brilliance.

At 11:05 PM, Blogger Will said...

A quote like: "They misunderestimated me." should be located in a prominent place in the library.

At 9:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Governing Board of The Methodist Church Leaders in 2008 voted overwhelmingly AGAINST putting the Bush library at SMU, 844-20. There was a petition signed by tens of thousands including LOTS of Methodist Ministers.
The Methodist church was one of the First of Most religious organizations that condemened the Iraq war, before, during and NOW.
Long link you can get at if you make font smaller.

THIS is where Airie Flescher, Rove and a handful of other Bush2 Admin Re-writers are going to conduct a gag me Think Tank, for the purpose of re-writing or Writing a Bush2 legacy.

At 6:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't Bush and his evil and incompetent friends just shut up and go away. They are the biggest lairs on the planet. Library indeed! time to open up the books. No more secrets. Let's see the correspondence including classified. Then we can try them all and put them in jail or turn them over to those they have hurt. Thousands of Iraqis and counting. Let's see the dialog between US and Israel. this includes all of them Bush 1@2, Clinton, Reagan and all the way back. To hell with all the secrecy.

At 4:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Due to the negative response at SMU, the W. Bush Liberry Committee is currently in negotiations with the Creationism Museum and the NASCAR Hall of Fame to attach their building [shed? bunker?] there.

My apologies to NASCAR fans. Those Creationist cretins can pound salt!


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