Tuesday, October 28, 2008

What Would A Maverick Buy For $150,000 In Donations?

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Last night while Letterman was treating Sarah Palin as though she is some kind of bozo instead of the candidate for the vice presidency (of the United States... of America), our pals at BraveNewFilms were rescuing the good name of a fine American family, the Mavericks.
Top Ten Sarah Palin Excuses For Spending $150,000 On Clothes

10."Need to look good for the Russians who can see me in Alaska"
9."The old man spends more on Polident"
8."Auditioning to be Paris Hilton's BFF"
7."Wanted to impress the American voters in the evening gown competition"
6."Maverick, Joe the plumber, maverick, maverick, William Ayers, you betcha!"
5."I fell for the liberal retailers' 'gotcha sales tactics'"
4."Because the dollar is so weak, it's really like I only spent $50,000"
3."Hmm...excuses? I'll find some and I'll get right back to ya!"
2."In addition to every newspaper and magazine, I also read every catalog"
1."The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: lipstick, Prada shoes, a Gucci handbag, and a few $3,000 suits"

Top Ten Extras

11."Relax, I dealt with it by firing the entire Wasilla police force"
12."Oh like you've never dropped a hundred G's in Neiman Marcus"
13."Buying sensible, reasonably priced clothes didn't seem very mavericky"
14."I'll pass a law against such outrageous spending once I'm in charge of the Senate"
15."Come on, it's not like we're going through a recession or anything"




Meanwhile,according to today's NY Times "prominent conservatives" take her seriously. They claim they're looking for a leader, but what they mean, of course, is they want their own puppet who is a convincing mime for their crazed ideas and are salivating because Palin draws many time more mindless zombies to her rallies than McCain or any other dull GOP empty suits do. One of the most odious of the far right lunatics, Brent Bozell "called it a 'top order of business' to determine Ms. Palin’s future role. 'Conservatives have been looking for leadership, and she has proven that she can electrify the grass roots like few people have in the last 20 years,' Mr. Bozell said. 'No matter what she decides to do, there will be a small mother lode of financial support behind her.'”

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2 Comments:

At 10:44 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

With the mounting bad news for their campaign, McCain/Palin will have no choice but to go increasingly negative in their attacks. Anybody else see this leaked 527 spot?

http://digg.com/2008_us_elections/Leaked_Pro_McCain_527_Negative_Ad_Small_Town_Fear_Itself/

 
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