Tuesday, November 13, 2007



The Larry King Show is one of the most widely watched programs on cable TV. Here's an example of Larry doing his best to make sure Americans have lots of information about the world's biggest democracy:
Larry King: "We only have 30 seconds. What was India like?"
Judge Judy: "India was poor, depressing to see the amount of poverty..."
King: "Thank you, doll"

If you want to watch the show and learn all about Judge Judy's opinions on Dog the Bounty Hunter, Britney Spears, Internet freaks and nuts, the horrors of texting, the fact that neither she nor Larry has ever turned on a hated computer, teachers having sex with students, Kanye West's mother and the Screen Writers strike, here you go.

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At 11:30 AM, Blogger Jimmy the Saint said...

Seriously? Larry King nor Judge Judy has ever used a computer. No wonder they are brain dead. Does Larry still have a rotary phone?

At 12:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

To promote Dubya's candidacy in 2004, Larry King also ran his interview with Dubya and Laura over and over again leading up to the "election". Funny how his interview with Kerry and his wife didn't get the same play. Not surprising that King also once declared to a guest that the whole Bush klan was such a "fine family". Unbelievable! I guess, in his head, Don Corleone was a great guy too! All this was going on while CNN was running a "documentary" about what a war hero Daddy Bush was during WWII; a "documentary" that never mentioned that, like his son, Daddy Bush had already decided to sit out the war. Then, when HIS father, Senator Prescott Bush was censured by the Senate for his Hitler financing activities, the family decided that Daddy Bush ought to enlist, to save face. Daddy Bush, of course, ended up shooting at the Japanese in the Pacific. Afterall, he wouldn't be able to bring himself to bomb the Germans into submission. To him, they were the good guys.
I have refused to watch CNN since "election" night. I do not support their right wing agendajust as I don't support FOX.

At 1:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still have a rotary phone, it's the only "land-line" phone that works when the power is off! Also, it's now an antique and worth a few bucks. And no, I don't have a cell phone signal at my house. I have to get down the mountain to town.

Come on noah, you know that's not true. CNN was non-stop Kerry until Kerry screwd up and flip-flopped so many times everyone knew they were trying to throw the election his way!

Kerry was so dumb even the left-wing mainstream media couldn't get him elected, even AFTER Bush got us into Iraq. What an idiot Kerry turned out to be. Funny, all that anit-military and anti-war stuff sounded so hip back in the '60s. It sure came back to bite him on the ass. The only thing that would have been better if he had named Hanoi Jane Fonda as a running mate!

At 2:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Judge Judy?? They still put that stupid twat on television??

Jesus, I'm sure glad I don't watch TV. I stopped several years ago, and it was like getting off a drug addiction. I don't miss it a bit.

Fuck that mass hypnosis box!

At 2:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Kerry was so dumb even the left-wing mainstream media couldn't get him elected"

Jesus, where to start with this one? So many idiocies in one sentence.

I'll agree with one thing, though: Kerry was a fuck-up, my last choice among the Democrats (after that piece of shit Lieberman, of course).

Dumb? No, he's not dumb. But he was a terrible candidate. Donald Duck could have beaten Bush in 2004. Kerry had it in his hand, and threw it away. It was so bad, I half suspect it was intentional.

"Liberal media" - Haw, haw! That's rich. You right-wing stooges crack me up.

"The media was biased in favor of Kerry" - Yeah, and the moon is made of green cheese, too.

The more outrageous, impudent, and preposterous the lie, the more conservatives like it.

At 4:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

me....of course you don't think the media is liberal, to be liberal, they would have to be left of Abby Hoffman! So, you don't count!

At 8:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Does Larry still have a rotary phone?"

Actually he uses two tin cans and some string.

Is Larry still on TV? I thought he died years ago!! He's gotta be 120 by now. I guess a diet high in fiber really does work!


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