Monday, August 27, 2007

If "The Judge" becomes our next attorney general, who's going to be his deputy? (Well, yes, naturally we do have a couple of suggestions to offer)


Wouldn't it be great to have the Chertoff-Brown team reunited?

Say, if Homeland Security Sec'y Mikey "Here Come da Judge" Chertoff gets to replace Idiot Al "The Torture Guy" Gonzales as U.S. attorney general (as if anyone could replace Idiot Al), does that mean we can look forward to him bringing his old sidekick "Heckuva Job" Brownie back into gov't service as his No. 2, the deputy attorney general? Of course there are apparently several hundred other "top" jobs open at the Justice Dept. in case The Judge has someone else in mind to be his deputy. (Barney Fife would seem about right.)

But man, wouldn't that be something, having The Judge and our Brownie teamed up again and back in action? Doing for the DoJ, well, what they did for New Orleans and the Gulf Coast.

Oh wait, didn't Idiot Al "The Torture Guy" already do that?

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At 12:02 AM, Blogger L.S./M.F.T said...

My money is riding on a real dark horse long-shot: Robert Bork. Why? He's the only guy crazy enough to take the job.

I met Mr. Chertoff back in the early 90's and despite all current vituperative comments to the contrary, he is not anything near stupid or crazy, which I understand you must be to be the AG and work for the current junta at this late date.

Then again, I'm not a betting man.


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