Rushin’ To Destruction, 2019 In Review, Part 14-- "Highlights" From New York Magazine’s Interview With Rudy Giuliani

-by Noah

Interview with a demented vampire is more like it. Rudy Giuliani does look more and more like Nosferatu every day. Eventually, he will look like the gollum in the Lord Of The Rings movie. He’s already traipsing ‘round the world in search of that precious ring that will give him power. In so many stories like Lord Of The Rings, the embrace of absolute corruption leads to dementia and physical grotesqueness. This is what has happened to Rudy.

Rudy wasn’t much to begin with. He has always represented and symbolized the diseased parts of America. In that sense, when a goon like Wolf Blitzer dubbed him “America’s Mayor,” it may have been a highly accurate description and appellation.

After too long of a time, New York City eventually got wise to Rudy. Eventually so did much of the rest of the country. Rudy is a megalomaniac, a racist, narcissistic saliva-spraying dumbo. Only Rudy could have spent $50 fucking million dollars on his own presidential campaign and gotten just one delegate for the convention (although that record may soon be broken); and that one delegate hailed form what state? Florida, of course! And who else would put the security center for the World Trade Center right in one of the two towers after an attempt to bring them down with truck bombs? Rudy! That’s who! Genius! Is it any wonder that Rudy and Trump are such a matched pair of pals? They are roommates in Asylum America. And let’s not forget that FOX “News” and its viewership worship this creepy fungus of a man. Republicans hang on his every word. To them, he is a star of 2019, someone to follow and revere.

What follows are some of the make America great again moments of one of Trump’s “Best People.” When you elect a flatulent gasbag, Rudy happens. If you read Olivia Nuzzi’s New York Magazine interview with Rudy, even in encapsulated form as presented below, it quickly becomes obvious that 15 or even a 150 flushes will never be enough.

Let’s start at the beginning of the interview: Olivia Nuzzi’s description of her subject. It is surreal:

He sang me an aria from Rigoletto, one of the first pieces he fell in love with when he was introduced to opera in high school, as he theatrically conducted with his hands. Over a sweater, he wore a navy blue suit, the fly of the pants unzipped. He accessorized with an American flag lapel pin, American flag woven wallet, a diamond-encrusted pinky ring, and a diamond-encrusted Yankees world Series ring…

Four things struck immediately struck me about Nuzzi’s description: 1) The pinky ring! Say no more! Or, should I just wonder if Trump’s lifelong connection to mobsters has rubbed off on his lawyer? 2) The Yankees gave him a World Series ring. Shame on them, but, I guess it’s not surprising. The ring was given to Giuliani by the team’s late owner George Steinbrenner, a man who was once convicted of funneling illegal campaign contributions to Republican president Richard Nixon and then intimidating employees of his shipbuilding company to give false information to a grand jury. Birds of a feather. 3) Can you imagine being subjected to a demented old coot like Rudy Giuliani trying to sing opera? I know that I will never again be able to hear so much as 3 notes of opera without thinking of Rudy trying in vain to sing it. As for number 4, I suppose Rudy is used to participating in interviews with his zipper down but he should have known that Olivia Nuzzi doesn’t do that kind of interviewing.

Once the interview began, Giuliani related how he got back to New York in time for it. Rudy said:

We snuck out of Kiev to escape having to answer a lot of questions. They all thought we were going to leave on Friday morning, and I organized a private plane to Vienna on Thursday night.

Of course he snuck out, just like his thug buddies Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman tried to sneak out of the U.S. to avoid questions, and more. As Nuzzi points out, Rudy wasn’t clear if he meant questions from the press of from government officials.

As she spoke with Rudy, Nuzzi observed that he held 3 phones of various sizes in one hand. The phones were on, unlocked, and banging against each other. He accidently activated Siri who said she didn’t understand his command.

She never understands me

Nuzzi then describes Rudy poking at the phone, attempting to silence Siri. Think of it this way: A senile old man in a nursing home trying to figure out modern tech. This is a man who bills himself as a cyber systems security expert. It’s all too perfect that his client, the President of the United States, makes a habit of speaking and tweeting on unsecured phones, if only to make it as easy as pie for our adversaries, aka his pals, to know everything he’s up to.

Nuzzi then asks Giuliani how he ever trusted Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman:

They look like Miami people. I know a lot of Miami people that look like that that are perfectly legitimate and act like them. Neither on of them have ever been convicted of a crime. Neither one.

Yeah, Rudy, they’re “legitimate businessmen.” The bit about neither one ever being convicted of a crime may be changing soon, and, as we all know, every legitimate businessman tries to sneak out of the country on one-way air tickets. Wave that pinky ring, Rudy.

Then, Rudy offers this. He’s so far gone, as we know from his appearances on Hannity, that he can’t even keep his stories straight within two or three sentences. We’ve seen similar statements from Rudy during his wacked out appearances on FOX “News.” If Rudy wasn’t the heinous individual that he is, the evidence that such statements give might almost engender sympathy.

I have no business interests in Ukraine. I’ve done two business deals in Ukraine. I’ve sought four or five others.

Rudy Giuliani reads his own press and feels betrayed by friends who warned him about tarnishing his reputation. Like many people in his condition, he has become more than a bit paranoid. One of his ex-wives implied that he’s an alcoholic. He states that old friends suspect the abuse of other substances affecting his mental state, too. He gets sarcastic and defensive.

Oh yeah, yeah. I do a lot of drugs. There was one I was addicted to. I’ve forgotten what it is. I don’t know where the drug things come from. I really don’t. The alcohol comes from the fact that I did occasionally drink. I love Scotch. I can’t help it. All of the malts. And part of it is cigars. I love to have them with cigars. I’m a partyer.

The idea of him snorting crushed adderall with Trump comes to mind. Party down, dude!

Rudy apparently feels even more betrayed by the lawyers of the Southern District of New York. He considered them to be his guys working in his world. He had power there but that was the 1980s. He feels entitled to some looking the other way action. He thinks “his guys” might be jealous of him.

If they’re investigating me, they’re assholes. They’re absolutely assholes if they’re investigating me.

Nuzzi says he starts drooling onto his sweater as he gets into his paranoia and bitterness at possibly being betrayed by those who see the law as the law. In all of this, he is unbelievably Trump-like.

If they are, they’re idiots. Then they really are a Trump-deranged bunch of silly New York liberals… If they think I committed a crime, they’re out of their minds.

Rudy speaks and acts like his client. Speaking of the whistleblower, he even engages in projection:

How do we know he isn’t a paranoid schizophrenic? How do we know he isn’t an alcoholic?

The money shot of Nuzzi’s conversation with Rudy is the one that most of us heard the day the conversation was published. It’s hard to tell, though, which of Rudy’s mutterings are more bizarre. Anyway, what leapt from the page was Rudy’s engaging in the grand Republican tradition of George Soros conspiracy theorizing. Republicans are obsessed with Soros. They blame him for a lot of their credibility problems. They spread tales of him spending billions against republicans even though what he spends is a pittance compared to what a whole battalion of Republican-supporting billionaires each spend against Democrats. Rudy claims that former Ukraine Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch is “controlled” by Soros:

He put all four ambassadors there. And he’s employing the FBI agents. Don’t tell me I’m anti-Semitic if I oppose him. Soros is hardly a Jew. I’m more of a Jew than Soros is. I probably know more about-- he doesn’t go to church, he doesn’t go to religion-- synagogue, he doesn’t support Israel. He’s an enemy of Israel. He’s elected eight anarchist DA’s in the United States. He’s a horrible human being.

Well, Rudy does call George Soros a human being so there is that. The whole article shouldn’t have been called “A Conversation With Rudy Giuliani.” It should have been called “Rudy Off The Rails,” but we already knew that. Still, it’s good that Rudy puts his mental state on display so openly, not that we can readily do anything about it. Once in a while, though, sunlight actually does serve mankind as a disinfectant.

Rushin’ To Destruction, 2019 In Review, Part 12-- Lawrence O’Donnell Details The Fantasy World Of Trump Followers

-by Noah

During the 2016 campaign half of me was amazed that anyone could watch candidate Trump speak even for two minutes and not realize that they are watching an insane person who had managed to not be confined to asylum only because of his money and economic status. It wasn’t even entirely about what he was saying, it was the persona itself. Sometimes it’s all in the vibe, the eyes, and a certain vocal quality.

The other half of me, of course, knew the answer to the mystery perfectly well. The answer lay in his hypnotic hand gestures and the fact that anyone who found what he had to say profound, believable, or even interesting probably had an IQ south of 80. There was also the fact that some people just liked his message of grievance and blame, particularly when it came to race issues and minorities. Remember those hand gestures? It was more than his acting like he was waving a lantern or playing an accordion (two of his favorites), or even the clenched fist style of dictators throughout history. There was also the number one Trump hand gesture-- the white power WP, three extended fingers signifying the W with the thumb and index finger forming a P. Yes. Many people just see what they want to see and hear what they want to hear, especially when they are led right to it.

Even given all of the above, it can still be hard to understand that 62 million fools would buy the crap this huckster is selling but they do. A lot of it has to do with Trump appealing to humanity’s baser instincts, i.e., the driving forces of what it means to be a Republican: greed, blame and the need to kick somebody, preferably if they’re down.

Back in mid-October, MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell expanded on all of this in a piece he called “The Fantasy World Of Trump Followers” as follows:

To be a Trump voter, a Trump supporter is to be to varying degrees, a fantasist. Some businessmen supporting Donald Trump might like to live with the fantasy that they just vote to support his giant tax cuts that bankrupt the treasury of the United State and want his racism, not his vulgarity, not his rank ignorance about every subject he ever speaks about publicly.

Some Trump supporters live in a complete fantasy about Donald Trump himself, the fantasy that somehow Donald Trump will still get Mexico to pay for the wall. The fantasy that there will be a wall to pay for. The fantasy that Donald Trump is smarter than anyone else in politics, the fantasy that Donald Trump is a tough guy, even though he grew up a spoiled rich kid. The fantasy that Donald Trump is brave, even though he got repeated draft deferments to avoid the war of his era and has never once since then exhibited a single moment of bravery of any kind in his life. Still, the Trump fantasists see him as tough and brave and even thin and energetic as they do in this video that was shown at a Trump campaign event at a Trump property in Florida.





That’s about the only place where people would show this video publicly. We aren’t showing the video, and I noticed today the CNN hasn’t been showing the video because in this video, this fantasy version of Donald Trump shoots and kills someone from NBC, and someone from CNN, someone from CBS, and someone from BBC News, along with many other murder victims from many other news organizations. The fantasy Trump character shoots and kills Congressman Joe Kennedy whose grandfather was shot and killed while campaigning for president, and whose great uncle, President John F. Kennedy, was shot and killed, assassinated.

... In the video, the fantasy Trump kills more people than you can count, including Rosie O’Donnell, Congresswoman Maxine Waters, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and, of course, of course, the fantasy Trump completes what is perhaps the most rewarding of the fantasies in this video for Trump fantasists by breaking President Obama’s neck and killing him. Everyone named Trump is now claiming they knew nothing about this video, including Donald Trump, Jr., who was at the event where the video was shown. President Trump has, through a White House spokesperson, condemned the video after claiming he has not seen the video.

...What are the chances Donald Trump has not seen that video? That is code language for his followers to understand that he really doesn’t condemn the video. When he tells them he’s condemning the video without having seen it, he’s telling them that this is just a political thing that I have to say right now about the video, which I hope you watch and I hope you think of me this way, especially the thin part, fantasy.

As I always say, context is everything. This video is not a one-off. Remember back in 2017 when Trump tweeted out a short fake video of him beating on a CNN reporter at a wrestling match?





The newer video, this year’s model, described in such detail by Lawrence O’Donnell is really, in essence, just a longer and even more graphic version of that. It’s no longer Trump wrestling a reporter and delivering a beating. This time Trump is shooting and stabbing political opponents and journalists to death. It is the stuff of Republican dreams. This extended video is an altered form of a scene filmed in a church from the movie Kingsman: The Secret Service and it takes place in what the video names “The Church Of Fake News.” It was shown at an event held by a pro-Trump group that calls itself American Priorities. The event was held at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort which Trump himself now calls his legal residence and the “Southern White House.”

As O’Donnell mentions, Donald Trump, Jr. was in attendance. That we’ve had mass-shootings in churches and a Trump fanatic mailing pipe bombs to many of the victims depicted in the video should never be seen as a coincidence. Rather, it should be seen as another Trump attempt to incite violence against perceived Trump enemies, people he and his supporters call “enemies of the people.” It is a pattern. When that mass-shhoting or other violent event does occur, Trump will again “condemn’ the action and deny any responsibility or connection. Then he will go off camera and laugh.

Rushin’ To Destruction, Part 11-- Selected Braindead Borats Of The Republican Party

-by Noah

When we think of lunatic, severely mentally unbalanced Republicans, it’s easy to start at the top. Sure there’s Trump and his whole damn family, there’s the ever-obsequious Lindsey Graham, there are has-been stars like Newtie Gingrich who desperately cling to Trump’s dangling red tie and still grab some small exposure from time to time, there are republican media luminaries like Sean Hannity and Alex Jones, there’s most definitely Louis Gohmert and Bug-Eyed Drooling Rudy Giuliani who looks more like Nosferatu with each passing day… but these cretins aren’t getting any younger, so what about the future? Well, rest assured! For every demented Graham or Giuliani, there’s a hundred up and comers of all ages in the republican minor league pipeline. Below are just a few who are awaiting their chance at republican stardom. The auditions are endless. Just keep in mind, we may laugh at these people but they are a clear and present danger to what’s left of civilization.

1. Rep. Barry Hovis: Since so much republican “thought” revolves around matters related to sex and sexuality when it comes to other people’s lives, I thought why not start with a Missouri Republican state representative named Barry Hovis. Remember the “If it’s a legitimate rape” guy, Rep. Todd Akin, also of Missouri? Well, this year, Hovis took republican thought on rape up a notch. Republicans will always consider Hovis their hero for coming up with the concept of... wait for it…consensual rape! You can decide for yourself what Hovis’s flash of brilliance means about his own dating history. If I was a Republican, I might dwell on it longer, much longer, but, on to the next loon!

2. Rep. Moe Brooks: Moe Brooks, who hails from Alabama (Say no more!) is the latest republican in the House of Representatives to declare himself an entrant into the Who Wants To Be The Next Louie Gohmert contest. Yes, he’s that dumb. Brooks has a novel explanation for rising sea levels. It’s an explanation that has nothing to do with ice melting in places like Antarctica or Greenland. It doesn’t even involve a massive increase in over-sized cruise ships or dead polar bear carcasses displacing water. Brooks says sea levels are rising due to rocks falling in the water. Never mind that rocks have always fallen into the water, he’s sticking to his brilliant observation: “Eureka! It’s the rocks!” And not the rocks in his head. Put this assclown in concussion protocol, pronto!

3. Daryl Metcalfe: Pennsylvania State Representative Daryl Metcalfe has no time for that “crazy talk” about things like pollution and climate change. He just knows, I mean knows that if we do something about excessive carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, well, his vegetable garden will suffer bigly. Hey, Daryl, what happens when we’re all dead due to a lack of air to breathe? Who’s gonna eat your vegetables? Certainly not you!

4. Mark Taylor: Taylor is best known as a right-wing conspiracy theorist (nut) who makes a living appearing on any Republican radio show that will have him; in other words, just about all of them. Taylor may be best known for his claim that Sen. John McCain did not die from brain cancer but was executed by a military tribunal. More recently, Taylor has been urging President Trump to start making some arrests of high profile democrats or run the risk of Trump-supporting militia groups acting first. Taylor predicts that these arrests will happen soon and that Trump will put “thousands of high-level cannibalistic satanic pedophiles” on trial. Taylor has a suggested list that includes President Obama and, of course, Hillary Clinton, who, as all republicans know, runs a child sex ring out of the basement of a suburban Maryland pizza parlor. Note: The claims of pedophilia, cannibalism, and Satan worship are a very current thing among Republicans. You can add to that human sacrifice. Such things are an obsession with Republicans these days. Self-styled Republican “journalist, “Liz Crokin has stuffed her YouTube channel with similar tales of pedos ands Satanism and agrees with Taylor that arrests are in order. She seems to be losing her faith in republican favorite QAnon. It’s something to do with the republican mind and why one becomes a Republican in the first place. Read on!

5. Rep. Phil Roe and broadcaster Chris McDonald: I’m presenting these two kooks as a pair because, well, they a dedicated brothers in kookdom. Phil Roe is the kook that several thousand fellow Tennessee wackos chose to represent them in Washington. Roe has been a guest on McDonald’s McFiles radio show many times in the past year and has reciprocated by having McDonald pay him visits in his office in the Capitol Building. He calls McDonald a true “patriot and friend.” It’s always great to know how Republicans define patriotism.

Like most Republicans these days, Chris McDonald is a conspiracy theorist who shares Roe’s world view and claims that to oppose Trump is to oppose God himself.

Interestingly, McDonald’s special obsession seems to be accusing political enemies of being pedophiles. In that sense, he shares a lot with Mark Taylor. McDonald, whose physical appearance strongly resembles something out of the dark corners of “Blue Velvet” or a Roger Corman film, says that President Obama speaks in pedophile code (I guess being “from Kenya” just wasn’t enough). More recently, McDonald has told his devoted Republican listeners that House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff is a pedophile.

In a way, Schiff gets off easy. To McDonald, actor Tom Hanks is not just a pedophile but a “high-level Satanist” who partakes in “human sacrifice.” I’m not sure what, if anything, Hanks did in McDonalds’s mind to deserver the accusations. I guess he just considers Hanks to be one o’ those “Hollywood liberals. But wait, there’s more; McDonald says that Rep. Ilhan Omar should be removed from her elected office and should not be allowed in the House Of Representatives because she is a potential suicide bomber.

My research has not turned up any feelings that McDonald or his congressional pal might hold for the rabidly pro-Trump and pro-FOX “News” pipe bomber who sent pipe bombs to high profile media people and leading Democratic Party figures. Draw your own conclusions.

Rushin’ To Destruction, Part 10-- We’re Running Out Of Time. The Deterioration Of Trump’s Brain Gets Worse Every Day.

-by Noah

To say President Trump is not a well man is the ultimate understatement. With every week and evenevery day, come more and more signs that a man who was already mentally ill for years is now approaching a major crack up, a complete mental breakdown. Last week it was some mindless diatribe about his toilets and then “women’s dishwashers.” Now it’s a continuation of his extended windmill fixation.

The causes Trump’s mental difficulties are not half as important as the reality that Trump has little or no grasp on the real world. With every week, comes a public statement out of the mouth of this madman that reads and sounds more like gibberish than some bizarre thing he said just a few days before. What we hear are only his public statements. Imagine how it must be within the confines of the White House. What doesn’t get out to the public? If what we do see is as bad as his incoherent rambling about wind (see below) this past weekend, what about what we don’t see?

As I always say, Washington protects its own. In this case, a madman is, after all this time, still president and Washington is fiddling while the country is about to enter a final burn. The man at the top always sets the tone and this man has brainwashed followers who hang on his every word as though it was the teachings of a great messiah. Sure, it can be argued that crazy people put him where he is and there’s not doubt about that, but, with every increasingly insane pronouncement from their leader, his supporters cheer and go right along with him into the world of delusion and dementia. He found his supporters and they found him; perfect storm, and it’s category 10, about to wipe this country out.

And, still half of Washington does nothing other than a submit a paltry list of Articles Of Impeachment, a whole 2 articles to be exact, when much more were called for and the other half says they mean nothing and rallies around their fatted cow even more.

Congress has thrown us a little bone of 2 articles and then gone on another in a long list of vacations. Perhaps the intervening down time between now and the return of our so-called representatives may bring another revelation of a severe misdeed or two but Washington will continue to laugh, shrug, and do the least that they can do or we let them get away with. In a more civilized and intelligent country, brutal and proper examples would have been made at least some of these people long ago.

The Articles of Impeachment don’t even address things like emoluments, Trump (aided by his party) conspiring with Russia, apparent market manipulation, Trump dedicating his presidency to degradation of the security of this nation and the general welfare of its people, working to deliberately sabotage America’s role in future technology development, or even the staggeringly obvious and continuing blatant misuse of taxpayer dollars for personal profit which Trump is doing right this second in Mar-a-Lago.

Our so-called representatives in Washington won’t even say the T word. The Manchurian President’s treason is ignored, unspoken of, probably because half of the U.S. $enate is in on the game, but let’s skip all of that and just go to the obvious more pressing insanity, just don’t expect Trump’s cabinet to invoke Section 4 of the 25th amendment. That should have been done over a year ago. This is on them as much as it is on Congress.

Trump’s statement below, made as he spoke near gibberish to an audience of cheering young conservatives at this year’s Turning Point USA conference held at guess where, Mar-a-Lago, is enough by itself to invoke the 25th amendment but those in charge love their personal power and bank accounts more than their country, if they even ever consider the United States to be their country.

I never understood wind. I know windmills very much. I have studied it better than anybody. I know it is very expensive. They are made in China and Germany mostly, very few made here, almost none, but they are manufactured, tremendous-if you are into this-- tremendous fumes and gases are spewing into the atmosphere. You know we have a world, right? So the world is tiny compared to the universe, So tremendous, tremendous amount of fumes and everything. You talk about the carbon footprint, fumes are spewing into the air…. A windmill will kill many bald eagles. It’s true. And you know what? After a certain number, they make you turn the windmill off. This is, they make you turn it off after you, and yet, if you killed on they put you in jail. That’s okay. But why is it okay for these windmills to destroy the bird population? And that’s what they are doing.

Do windmills kill birds? Yes, they fly into them, just like they fly into buildings in our cities and, occasionally, even the windows of your house. Windmills account for an estimated 140.000 to 500,000 bird fatalities per year. Cats kill an estimated 1.3 to 4 Billion birds each year. Where is our demented president’s war on cats? What’s really going on here is that Trump is owned by Big Oil and there’s still the fact that Trump continues to be enraged that there are windmills adjacent to his Aberdeen golf course. His memories of losing court cases regarding the latter are the most important thing to Trump, just like his memories of the night Barack Obama roasted him at a press dinner. In Trump’s mind, he is under personal attack by windmills and he has decided to fight back like some moden version of Don Quixote.

And, let’s not forget that these words of “unmatched wisdom” come from the same fractured brain that, earlier this year, told the world that “windmills cause cancer.”

Personally, I’m concerned about the bird population as the next person but here is a man who does everything he can to poison the water that the birds (and us) drink. He knows damn well that his love of coal plants and clear cutting forests kills more birds than windmills but windmills in his mind are a personal enemy. The thoughts of his followers lead them to understand any of this. They just absorb the president’s insanity and repeat it too each other like they were quoting Bible passages.

Remember this saying: “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.” Put it on Trump’s tombstone, and, the sooner we have that opportunity, the better.

Rushin’ To Destruction, 2019 In Review Part 9-- Quotes From The Front

-by Noah

1. Sarah Huckabee Sanders:

President Trump has a different leadership style and the results speak for themselves. While he spends much of his average day in scheduled meetings, events, and calls, there is time to allow for a more creative environment that has helped make him the most productive president in history.

Sarah, you are to be commended for being able to pack such a staggering amount of bullshit into such a brief statement. I note that, just a few days before, you claimed, with a straight face, that Trump was chosen by God. Charlie Manson’s girls said the same about their guy.

2. Donald Trump:

An economic miracle is taking place in the United States and the only thing that can stop it are foolish wars, politics or ridiculous partisan investigations. If there is going to be peace and legislation, there cannot be war and investigation.

Donnie, I’d like to remind you of what another crook of a president, Richard Nixon, said back in 1974 when he had put himself in a similar predicament:

I believe the time has come to bring that investigation and the other investigations of this matter to an end. One year of Watergate is enough.

Both presidents were speaking during their State Of The Union addresses. Trump’s 2020 address promises to be a real ratings winner, complete with pardoned war criminals in the Be Best seats in the House.

3. More Donald Trump: 

Speaking of State Of The Union speechifying, here’s more President Mental Case during his 2019 “speech:”

If I had not been elected President of the Untied State, we would right now in my opinion be in a major war with North Korea.

4. $enator Tom Cotton:

Not surprisingly, the Republican $enator from Arkansas has a disgraceful defense of his idol’s tariffs and how they hurt American farmers. He sees nothing shameful about using our dead war heroes in the cause. This is one sick asshole.

There will be some sacrifice on the part of Americans, I grant you that. But also I would say that sacrifice is pretty minimal compared to the sacrifices that our soldiers make overseas, that our fallen heroes who are laid to rest in Arlington make.

Well, Tom Cotton, how about you make a sacrifice. Maybe you’d like to sacrifice some money from whatever bribes you’ve taken in this year under the guise of “campaign contributions” or otherwise. Or, maybe you could donate a couple of your limbs. C’mon, Tom, at least a kidney and a few fingers!

5. Republican Strategist Rick Tyler:

Back in March, Tyler claimed to be upset at what he’d just heard from Trump at CPAC, an annual confab of conservatives. He also claimed to be upset and even surprised about the enthusiastic reception that his boy received.

I thought of saying conservative nutjobs but, really, the word nutjobs isn’t necessary. It’s a give now whenever describing today’s conservatives. Tyler, who obviously lacks the ability or desire to be honest with himself, would like us to forget that it is conservatives who nominated Trump to head their party, nominate far right judges, push a white supremacy agenda, push the biggest tax scam of all time, etc.

It’s interesting about CPAC. It used to be the confab of conservatives who would get together once a year but it’s not CPAC anymore, it hasn’t been since 2016. It’s now Trump-pac and should be TPAC. The people there talk about pro-tariffs, anti-justice, anti-law enforcement, anti-immigrant, anti-Muslim, pro-Russia, pro-autocrat. It’s unrecognizable what Donald Trump has done to the party and what he’s done to the conservative movement. It’s a shame.

Let’s hear it for the sincerity of conservatives everywhere.

6. House Minority Whip Steve Scalise: 

As the meme above shows Scalise, a republican from Louisiana, is a top-level hypocrite. In July, he took exception to Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, and Ayanna Pressley staging a July press conference to call for the impeachment of his beloved president.

We expressed our disagreements in a respectful way.

Scalise said he felt that “The Squad” was being disrespectful but he was, of course, wrong. “The Squad” was being respectful of the Constitution and the oath that they swore, something Scalise and his kind seem incapable of. Scalise’s own squad certainly wasn’t at all respectful of President Obama when they called him a liar, even during one of his State Of The Union speeches, and sent each other emails with picture of President Obama with a bone in his nose or carrying a watermelon, plus going on FOX “News” to push their birther conspriracy.

7. Donald Trump, Again:

We’re doing tremendously well. Our consumers are rich. I gave a tremendous tax cut and they’re loaded up with money.

Really? Are all those MAGA hat-wearing loons at his rallies feeling loaded up with money? Really? The saddest and most frightening thing is that they hear this from their god Trump and they cheer.

8. Stephanie Grisham, Current White House Press Secretary:

Stephanie Grisham is a one-woman insane quote machine. For whatever reasons, she doesn’t appear in public like her predecessor, but she’s at least the equal of Sarah Huckabee Sanders when it comes to “the crazy.”

I worked with John Kelly, and he was totally unequipped to handle the genius of our great president.

Rushin’ To Destruction: 2019 In Review, Part 8-- Trump Puts Himself On The Couch And Gives You His Deepest Thoughts, Via Tweet

-by Noah

I’m pretty sure the folks who invented twitter never thought of the possibility of twitter in the hands of a president with the severe mental disorders that the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue has. Can you imagine if Bill Clinton had spent the last 90 days tweeting out “Perfect Blow Job! Perfect Blow Job!”

If they don’t already, medical schools that offer training in psychology and psychiatric care should offer courses in tweet analysis as a means of diagnosis. In the case of Donald Trump, each tweet is the equivalent of what a shrink jots down on a pad as you speak from the couch. Trump’s tweets show a fragile ego mind damage due either to disease or substance abuse or both. He’s a sadist out to hurt anything that lives. The level of needless aggression and psychosis reveals a brain that probably looks like a pan of burned scrambled eggs dumped on the Mojave sand on a 125-degree day.

Historians and shrinks will be pouring over Trump’s tweets for a thousand years or more. He’d be happy about that, of course, but, with any luck, it will be the closest he ever gets to the dream of a thousand year reich he and his party long for. Instead, they are the stuff of some kind of modern day Shakespearian black comedy.

What follows below are just a relatively small sample of one particular madman’s 2019 tweets (plus a few older ones mixed in for perspective) that illustrate his jumbled thought processes, thought processes that race from the fear and insecurity that drives him to his monumental narcissism and then on to his total psychosis. Beware! Your tweets are a roadmap to your mind, heart, and soul not to mention spelling ability and grammar issues. For Trump, twitter is also both a punching bag and a tool for projection. In his sick mind, he has weaponized it as a defense mechanism. He has no clue that his actions on twitter just make things worse for him.

The following are all twitter verite. I saw no reason to correct his bizarre syntax or his spelling deficiencies. I’ve added some comments in parenthesis after the tweets that generally serve as what I would say in reply to his tweeting if I had a twitter account, which I don’t because life is too short.

1. July 24, 2019: NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION!
(No sanity. No sense! Me thinks thou doth protest too much! Wear your panic well, Traitor Don!)

2. July 27, 2019: NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION, TOTAL EXONERATION. DEMOCRAT WITCH HUNT! (Yes, Donnie. You’ve been saying that every day for months now. You seem scared Donnie. Wanna talk about it?)

3. September 2, 2019: Such a phony hurricane report by lightweight reporter @jonathancarlof@ABCWorldNews. I suggested yesterday at FEMA that, along with Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, even Alabama could possibly come into play, which WAS true. They made a big deal about this…
(Donnie, you should have kept your sharpie in your pocket. As you so often do, you made something worse because you just couldn’t leave it alone.)

4. July 24, 2018: Tarrifs are the greatest! Either a country has treated the United States unfairly on Trade negotiates a fair deal, or it gets hit with Tarrifs. It’s as simple as that-- and everybody’s talking! (Tariffs, Donnie tariffs. C’mon on, you can get it. one r, 2 fs.)

5. June 25, 2015: I hear that dopey political pundit Lawrence O’Donnell, one of the dummer people on television, is about to lose his show-no ratings? Too bad (Donnie, nothing spells I’m a moron faster that your misspelling dumber.)

6.November 11, 2019: Vote for Sean Spicer on Dancing with the Stars. He is a great and very loyal guy who is working very hard. He is in the quarterfinals-- all the way with Sean! #MAGA #KAG (Looks like you jinxed him, Donnie. Sad.)

7. August 6, 2012: An”extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that @BarackObama’s birth certificate is a fraud.
(Was it Rudy Giuliani?)

8. April 24, 2019: Mexico’s Soldiers recently pulled guns on our National Guard Soldiers, probably as a diversionary tactic for drug smugglers on the Border. Better not happen again! We are now sending ARMED SOLDIERS to the Border. Mexico is not doing nearly enough in apprehending & returning!
(OK. So, are you saying that the Mexican soldiers are on our side of the border? If they are “returning” people to Mexico, wouldn’t they have to be here on our side of the border?)

9. April 24, 2019: The Mueller Report, despite being written by Angry Democrats and Trump Haters, and with unlimited money behind it ($35,000,000), didn’t lay a glove on me. I DID NOTHING WRONG. If the partisan Dems ever tried to Impeach, I would first head to the U.S. Supreme Court.
(“Didn’t lay a glove on me.” That’s dialog straight out of a 1930s gangster movie. Cagney you ain’t, bozo.)

10. April 22, 2019: Only high crimes and misdemeanors can lead to impeachment. There were no crimes by me (No Collusion, No Obstruction), so you can’t impeach. It was the Democrats that committed the crimes, not your Republican President! Tables are finally turning on the Witch Hunt!
(Donnie, you are so prescient! Oh and back in 1998, your erstwhile lover Lindsey Graham said you don’t have to commit a crime in order to be impeached. Not to worry. You’ve got that covered.)

11. April 23, 2019: ….Dumb and Sick. A really bad show with low ratings – and will only get worse. CNN has been a proven and long term ratings and beyond disaster. In fact, it rewarded Chris Cuomo with a now unsuccessful prime time slot, despite his massive failure in the morning. Only on CNN! (Donnie, You could be talking about yourself here.)

12. January 6, 2018: ….Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star… ( And then you were only the 3rd to be impeached! Way to go!)

(continued) ….to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that! (You know, if you have to say it so much, you probably aren’t.)

13. October 7, 2019: As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done that before!) They must, with Europe and others, watch over…. (Donnie, you just turned over Syria to your Russian pal, you allowed our advanced Tomahawk missiles to get into Russian hands so they can now reverse engineer them, and you freed thousands of ISIS fighters and their families. Wisdom? You not only think way over highly of yourself but it’s clear that you think of yourself as some sort of comic book Emperor of the Universe. Earth to Donnie: You’re not. You are a child, a dangerous child, but a child.)

14. July 22, 2018: To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUSTIOUS! (My, what big letters you have! Aren’t you really just addressing yourself? Donnie, you are the biggest threat to our country.)

15. April 23, 2019: “The best thing ever to happen to Twitter is Donald Trump.” @MariaBartiromo. So true, but they don’t treat me well as a Republican. Very discriminatory, hard for people to sign on. Constantly taking people off list. Big complaints from many people. Different names-over 100M……
(Republicans find it hard to sign on? It’s not that difficult. Just type in your damn password. Need a new one? Can I Suggest Traitor1? How about Twittler? That seems popular.)

16. April 19, 2019: …agreed to testify, it was not necessary for me to respond to statements made in the “Report” about me, some of which are total bullshit & only given to make the other person look good (or me to look bad). This was an Illegally Started Hoax that never should have happened, a…
(You can testify any ol’ time you want. It’ll get top ratings! Bigly tremendous ratings! Guaranteed!)

17. March 24, 2019: No Collusion, No Obstruction, Complete and Total EXONERATION. KEEP AMERICA GREAT!
(The Mueller Report specifically said you were not exonerated.)

18. September 1, 2016: Mexico will pay for the wall! (Sigh, Donnie. You always see things as they really are. How do you do it?)

19. April 23, 2019: I wonder if the New York Times will apologize to me a second time, as they did after the 2016 Election. But this one will have to be a far bigger & better apology. On this one they will have to get down on their knees & beg for forgiveness-they are truly the Enemy of the People!
(Listen Lord Tiny Hands, The New York Times didn’t apologize either time. There was no reason to. Wonder no more. Don’t waste your limited number of remaining brain cells.)

20. September 25, 2019: There has been no president in the history of our country who has been so badly treated as I have. The Democrats are frozen with hatred and fear. They get nothing done. This should never be allowed to happen to another president. Witch Hunt!
(Yeah, Bozo. Tell that to your predecessor. You led your whole party and FOX “News” in their racist birtherism, hang the black guy from a tree lunacy. You all but began it. We’re still waiting for what you said “your people in Hawaii” couldn’t believe that they were finding! I might also mention Lincoln and JFK. Seems to me they were more badly treated than you’ve been. And, your party tried to stage a real coup against FDR and even had a General lined up to take over so stop whining!)

21. December 27, 2019: Good marks and reviews on the letter I sent to Pelosi today. She is the worst! No wonder with people like her and Cryin Chuck Schumer, D.C. has been such a mess for so long-- and that includes the previous administration who (and now we know for sure) SPIED on my campaign. (Jeez. Your constant obsession with ratings and excessive need for approval! Your letter to Pelosi will be cherished by historians and psychiatrists alike. Future Psychology Grad students will write their thesis about it. Spied on you? They should have spied more. It’s their job to know what the assets of our foreign adversaries are up to,)

22. December 19,2019: Pelosi feels her phony impeachment HOAX is so pathetic she is afraid to present it to the Senate, which can set a date and put this whole SCAM into default if they refuse to show up! The do nothings are so bad for our country!
(The “do nothings” in the House have written and passed nearly 400 bills and sent them to your co-traitor Moscow Mitch who has refused to do anything with them. Piss off!)

23. December 19, 2019: “The Senate shall set the time and place of the trial.” If the Do Nothing Democrats decide in their great wisdom, not to show up, they would lose by Default! (Well, Mr. Prez, it’s a shame you never took a civics lesson or read the Constitution. Yeah, I know it’s above your reading level.)

24. December 19, 2019: SUCH ATROCIOUS LIES BY THE RADICAL LEFT, DO NOTHING DEMOCRATS. THIS IS AN ASSAULT ON AMERICA, AND AN ASSAOULT OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!!!! (Atrocious. That’s a mighty big word for a man with such a low IQ, and lay off the caps key. It makes you look pathetic. Oh wait…)

25. December 19, 2019: I got impeached last night without one Republican vote being cast with the Do Nothing Dems on their continuation of the greatest Witch Hunt in American history. Now the Do Nothing Party want to Do Nothing with the Articles & not deliver them to the Senate, but it’s the Senate’s call!
(Witch Hunt, Witch Hunt. Tell that to the women who were burned at the stake up in Salem.)

26. December 19, 2019: PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT! (Donnie! What did I just say about the caps key?)

27. September 11, 2013: I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.” (Donnie, you just reminded me of when, on 9/11/2001, you bragged that you now had the tallest building in New York. Never forget, me, me, me!)

28. December 19, 2019: 100% Republican Vote. That’s what people are talking about. The Republicans are united like never before!
(That’s right Little Donnie Cry Baby! They are one with you and everything you do, no matter what it is, and they are proud of it. They’re going right along with you, like Thelma and Louise, except in this case there’s zero reason for sympathy.)

29. December 19, 2019: The reason the Democrats don’t want corrupt politician Adam Shifty Schiff to testify under oath, nor do they want the Whistleblower, the missing second Whistleblower, the informer, the Bidens, to testify! (Wow, that’s some projection, Mr. Mini Hands! Now, tell us why you refused to testify or have your top staff testify! Go ahead, tell us. We’ve been waiting! Waiting! Waiting!)

30. December 20, 2019: We’re getting MS-13 gang members, and many other people that shouldn’t be here, out of our country. (Does that include MS-13 members that are citizens of the United States? You’re throwing U.S. citizens out of this country? Hmmm. Someone better call for an investigation of this one! Yeah, I know, Donnie. The Constitution is just toilet paper to you. Flush away! 10-15 times!)

31. December 20, 2019: Nancy Pelosi is looking for a Quid Pro Quo with the Senate. Why aren’t we impeaching her? (Well, President Moron, in comparing your actions to Speaker Pelosi, are you indirectly admitting that you sought a Quid Pro Quo from someone?)

32. Thank you to Franklin Graham for stating that his father, the late great Billy Graham, voted for me in the 2016 Election. I know how please you are with the work we have all done together! (My God! You’re still counting votes and, of course, always looking for approval. I hope, for Franklin’s sake that he has responded in the affirmative by now. How soon before you ask him to lick your shoes?)

33. December 20, 1019: A far left magazine, or very “progressive,” as some would call it, which has been doing poorly and hasn’t been involved with the Billy Graham family for many years, Christianity Today, knows nothing about reading a perfect transcript of a routine phone call and would rather….

(continued) ….have a Radical Left nonbeliever, who wants to take your religion & your guns, than Donald Trump as your President. No President has done more for the Evangelical community, and it’s not even close. You’ll not get anything from those Dems on stage. I won’t be reading ET again! (Personally Donnie, I never read ET but I have seen the movie a couple of times. But, am I really supposed to believe you ever read Christianity Today? You are always such a complete fraud, people are saying.)

34. November 20, 2019: ….”I WANT NOTHING! I WANT NOHTING! I WANT NO QUID PRO QUO! TELL PRESIDENT ZELINSKY TO DO THE RIGHT THING!” Later, Ambassador Sondland said that I told him, “Good, go tell the truth!” This Witch Hunt must end NOW. So bad for our Country! (Well, I want something, Donnie. I want a favor, though. And so do the majority of the people on this planet. In fact, the planet it self wants the same thing. Try mixing some heroin with your Adderall, lots of heroin, way too much heroin, big pharmaceutically pure uncut heroin. Make it a family party. You’ve always emulated Goebbels…)





35. September 23, 2019: She seems like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see. (Classy, Donnie. You think you’re mocking Greta Thunberg but it’s more like you’re mocking yourself or your own reputation which is already so ridiculous that that’s hardly even possible at this point. Greta’s got more brains in her pinky (which may be bigger than yours) than you have in your whole bloated carcass. Yeah, Donnie. Greta’s got a future, a future with darker skies, ever-increasing temperatures, and who knows what in the water. One of the best things about Greta’s future though is that you won’t be in it.)

36. December 12, 2019: So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill! (She’s really gotten under your orange skin hasn’t she, Donnie! You are the one with an anger management problem, and so much more! Sad! You flipped out ‘cause you didn’t get the Time Magazine cover. Chill, Donnie. You can make another fake one! Oh, and Greta is a million times more the role model for young people than you’ll ever be, not that that matters to you. Be Best? Right.)


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On November 24, 2017, Trump had become aware that he wasn’t going to be Time’s Person Of The Year. His response was to very childishly claim, via tweet, of course, that;

“Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named ‘Man (Person) of the Year,’ like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!”

So, apparently, Trump thought he could compel Time to guarantee that he would be “Man (Person) of the year” by telling them that “probably is no good.” In other words the “stable genius” with “unmatched wisdom” negotiated himself out of any chance of being “Man (Person) of the year for 2017. The art of the deal indeed! And, can you imagine Trump turning down “a major photo shoot” or the attention that he lives for that would go with being named “Man (Person) of the year,” not to mention having a bigly pile of nice, new 8 X10 glossies to show all his friends and sign as merchandize for his maga swag operation? No. Either the possibility never existed back in 2017 or, as I mentioned, it existed but he blew it with his genius tactics. Either way he’s lying as always. Maybe the phone call was even initiated by him. Maybe it began with “I need a favor.” Remember, this is a clown that makes fake magazine covers of himself even though he actually was once named Person Of The Year.” It just wasn’t enough for a man whose massive insecurities rule him and make him need to be Man (Person) of the Year every year. You can even see him trying to persuade Time that they should do the “award” twice a year and he should be named both times.

In this very real context, it’s easy to see how Trump would totally freak out upon finding he’d lost out to a 16 year-old girl. Not only that but lost out to one who was chosen for bringing attention to a cause that he and his party despise and label a hoax, even at the peril of the world. And, the idea that he’d lost out to “a girl” must be incomprehensible to him. So, he mocks her. He mocks her for so many reasons, not the least of which is that she has a disability. She’s everything his kind fear. She’s smart, compelling, and, she’s overcome something that he sees as disqualifying and worthy of mockery and abuse. Trump’s reaction to Greta is the White House view of young women in a nutshell. You didn’t see them rushing to the press to “clarify” his remarks, did you, just as they had no problem when he made his heinous comments about the recently deceased Rep. John Dingell just last week. It’s who they are. It’s what he is. It’s all part of the republican manly essence.

When you read Trump’s tweets, it’s hard not to hear his voice speaking them. His voice is alternately threatening and goofy but always dangerous. His voice is always oddly tuned. Imagine a singer with no sense of pitch singing out of his normal range with the leaps and strangled cries of a madman trying hard as he can to sound normal and losing the battle. Trump speaks in odd, arrhythmic patterns as if his brain is fading back and forth between two realities or universes as he tries to form sentences or phrases for this one. He is out of phase. He comes across to our universe in staggered thoughts and odd inhuman remarks that do indeed resemble the odd and random remarks that one might see on a psychiatrist’s note pad. Trump is the stuff of an old “Outer Limits” episode. Unfortunately, we’ve been swept along for the ride.

Rushin’ To Destruction-2019 In Review, Part 7-- It’s The BeBesters! America’s #1 Most Hideous Family!

-by Noah

Yep. Oranges don’t fall far from the tree. In this case, the tree is a giant round-ish, blubbery mutant orange tree with a vagina neck and orange science-defying flab-padded branches to match its obese cellulite farm legs that are rooted in some long ago god-forsaken hell-hole of a shithole land some call Mar-a-Lago and some just call Florida. As I noted a few days ago, Florida is a mythical land of giant snakes, virus-laden creepy-crawlies and, yes, tens of thousands of examples of a human subspecies known as Florida Man. It's Trump's official home now. Florida is now Trump. Trump is now Florida. Each one the personification of the other. Can his children be far behind?

I repeat because I can. Florida is a place that’s so god-forsaken that Mother Nature has seen fit to wipe the slate clean by ordering daily floods and endless record hurricanes. She has even decreed that the ground beneath its citizens be opened up to swallow them and their housing whole!

Let the gators have the rest. Florida is a state made up of villages of the damned. But, far be it from me to cast aspersions upon Flor-i-duh. For what Flor-i-duh has become is only an advance notice of what is happening to the rest of the country. It’s way too late to amputate the place and push it across the gulf to Venezuela where it always belonged. We are all God’s Waiting Room now, and repenting will get you nowhere.

Now, ask yourself how a man who only likes white can be so orange. It’s clear that, like his freakish “hair,” his complexion can only be a symptom of the inner core of the disease, a disease of insecurity and psychosis born, most likely, of lead-contaminated breast milk and horrific parenting; a disease that, if you check out his offspring, appears to be more than merely hereditary. This is a disease that can only be eradicated by loading it’s hosts into a rocket ship (Call it Space Force #1) and launching it into a far, far away black hole to be crushed and vaporized into nothingness, and even that might not work but it might buy the universe time to fortify itself for the next permutation.

Donald J. Trump is more than a man of 14,000 lies and counting. His cult-like followers and financial supporters worship his every word and his every action. They will follow him and cheer him into whatever hell he drags them, and us. And, no one cheers him more than his own Children Of The Damned, for unlike in the movies, these particular Children Of The Damned did not develop superior mental powers. One wonders if they developed brains at all. They were double damned. Sigh, unfortunately, they could not choose their parents.

Donald Jar Jar Trump has four children that we know of. Baron, Don Jr., Eric, and “Princess” Ivanka, aka “the smart one,” aka “The girl of Daddy’s lascivious dreams.”

To be fair, and as you know, I’m always fair, The Donald’s mutant offspring never had a chance., and, no, that’s no reason to feel any empathy or sympathy for them. They are what they are, evil little twits.

I’ll, more or less, leave Baron out of this discussion. Barron will probably end up the most psychotic, the least intellectually developed, and most dangerous of all. He may have had the worst mother of Trump’s three known wives and he was at the most impressionable age as his father became president and finished his personal journey towards being totally crackers and becoming the president. The word about Baron acting out in school has already started to spread and tales of his schoolboy behavior are quite a series of flashing red lights and sirens.

For this post, I’ll concentrate of the three prominent so-called adult children. Donnie Jr., Eric, and Ivanka have all made some wacky news this year, news that such Bizarro World Children are no doubt proud of. Allow me to point out one story for each that represents the absolute idiocy that comes with being a Trump. Describing the Trump spawn as being intellectually stunted doesn’t even begin to cover it. I’m sparing Tiffany because, for whatever reason, she has not sought the spotlight so not so much is known about her character. That doesn’t mean I don’t suspect the worst. It just means that, compared to the others, she wisely flies under the radar.

1. Donnie Trump Jr.- In his recently released book, Donald Trump, Jr. showed his ability to do exactly what daddy does. He made something all about himself when he had no moral justification to do so. In the book, Junior describes how he once went to Arlington National Cemetery and there, surrounded by the graves of those who had sacrificed everything for their country, he saw and felt nothing. He writes that instead, he couldn’t help but think about the sacrifices he, the great Trump Jr. had made during his hard, hard life! Oh! Poor Donnie Jr.! You gave so much! I can only imagine the trial of wondering where your next bottle of 2010 Chateau Petrus is going to come from. My god! You may have to settle for the 2014 vintage! Oh, the pain! The angst! You gave all that time of your busy self-important day to take a limo and come to Arlington and insult the dead and the country they defended with their lives. They defended it against the people your family and your party loves. Some of them defended it against The Confederacy. Some of them defended it against your beloved Nazis and the rest of the Axis Powers. Some of them defended the country against the North Koreans. Oh, poor Donnie!

2. Eric Trump- If his father ran a “Mr. Lights On Nobody Home” pageant, son Eric might stand a good chance of winning, and not just because of the frequently displayed nepotism. I have to say ‘might’ because those lights are only flickering and no one knows how long before Young Eric just turns into a full blown drooling zombie.

But here’s Eric’s big 2019 accomplishment in another Trump contest known as the “Please Love Me Daddy Sweepstakes.” On Thanksgiving, Eric The Small Mind created a hashtag all by himself. The hashtag was #LeaveOurPresidentAlone. Maybe he thought daddy would reward him with some Russian pee hookers, I don’t know, but, Eric Of The Flo-Thru Cranium went all out. He got real original and created a brand new hat for daddy and his loathsome supporters. He decided to abbreviate his sad, woebegone hashtag down from “LeaveOurPresidentAlone” to LOPA, no periods or dashes between the letters. There it was, as you can see, LOPA.

The LOPA hat is a fine demonstration of the Trump IQ. I mean, If you were going to put LOPA on a hat to honor daddy, wouldn’t you check to see if the word LOPA had any definitions that might not convey your message? Sure you would! Eric Of The Malformed Mind? Not so much.

It turns out LOPA means “a thief” in the Slovenian native tongue of his own stepmother, Melania. He could have asked!

It gets better. Turns out that, in Sanskrit, LOPA has a multitude of meanings and synonyms including words that translate to robbing, taking away, plundering, deprivation, loss, destruction, violation, and transgression.

But wait, there’s more: The Urban Dictionary has LOPA as meaning joker or clown or one with a proclivity for oversized shoes and bad hair. So, could it be that Eric The Brainless subconsciously despises his father as so many billions of us around the world do?

Maybe I’ll just agree with one of Eric The Numbnutz’s twitter responders who just says that LOPA stands for Lock Our President Away.

3. Ivanka- Now we come to Ivanka the true heir to the crown of mastery when it comes to the idiot tweet manifesto of her daddy-poo. Eric is bad when it comes to competitive idiotic tweeting, but Ivanka, the T&A of her daddy’s Adderall-hyped eyeballs takes the cake and certainly isn’t going to let anyone have it. It’s hers, hers, hers!

Fittingly, on Halloween, Miss Blonde Imbecile of 2019 tweeted out a quote from Thomas Jefferson, our third president and author of the Declaration Of Independence. She tweeted out the quote because in the howling winds of Ivanka’s head, it showed support for daddy. The quote, followed by her commentary goes like this:

”…surrounded by enemies and spies catching and perverting every word that falls from my lips or flows from my pen, and inventing where facts fail them.” –Thomas Jeffers’s reflections on Washington, D.C. in a letter to his daughter Martha. Some things never change, dad!

“Inventing where facts fail them.” No less that George Conway, husband of Kellyanne Conway, the Queen of Alternative facts, grabbed on to that one and tweeted back at Ivanka, “Inventing facts? Have you met your father?” Seemingly thousands of others joined in in a virtual tweet slam. One wrote “Comparing your father to Thomas Jefferson is particularly brain dead.” Another responded with another Jefferson quote, “When speech condemns a free press, you are hearing the words of a tyrant.” Still another respondent pointed out that Jefferson worked his whole life to ensure the president was not above the law. Another tweeted extensively on Jefferson’s disdain for nepotism. In short, Ivanka’s tweet had instigated a near novel sized tutorial on the horrid truth of what her father is. In that, she had topped even Eric.

There it is. Case closed. Clearly, their momma ate a cereal bowl of lead paint flakes for breakfast every morning during her pregnancies. If it was up to me, I'd send them on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney.