Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

The Trump "Presidential" "Library" won't have any books other than The Art Of The Deal and a special series of bound volumes of fake Time Magazine covers but I bet the very gender specific rest rooms will have toilets like the one shown above.

As you enter the "Presidential" "Library," you will enter a large room, the kind that would normally be called a "great hall." In this case however, it will be called "The Tremendously Bigly Hall" and it will be festooned with red ceiling to floor Nazi flags, Confederate flags, and MAGA flags. In the very center of this "Tremendously Bigly Hall" will be a giant-sized solid gold version of the Mega Flush 500-Gallon toilet. Perched on it will be the orange figure of a sweaty Jabba the Hutt looking statue with weird combover hair and wearing a red tie that dangles into the toilet. He will be in tweeting pose. Visitors will be able to press buttons that access a boundless library of Trump tweets that will display on large screens throughout the "Tremendously Bigly Hall."

Trump's tweets will, by then, be called TweetyTurds. The day he finally leaves office, whether on a stretcher, in chains, or dragged screaming will come to be a national holiday called MAGA Flush Day. It will be celebrated by just half of the American public. FOX "News" will acknowledge the day with somber muzak, an on-stage eternal flame, and counter programming that features the selling of Trump Indulgences including pieces of the true Trump Oval Office toilet and desk, and, a day-long run of what FOX and the RNC see as their idol's greatest tweets and speeches with glowing special guest commentary from leading world despots, dictators and Republican $enators.

Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

In a far, far better, more righteous world than the one we live in right now; a world where all of the politicians in both houses of Congress see it as their job to stand up for the Constitution and defend it, the scene in tonight's meme would already be reality. Not only that but all of Trump's family, staff and cabinet would be there with him for the rest of their lives. Also, Stephen Miller, Sean Hannity, and Tucker Carlson would be the only caucasians in a separate wing. I would be merciful, though. Three times a day, at very specifically scheduled times, I would send them all a couple of Hillary's emails to read. The emails would be their only contact with the outside world. In time, they would grow to look forward to hearing from Hillary at the scheduled times. There would be no keyboard, no means of response. The emails would just appear on unbreakable screens in their cells at the ordained time. In time, they would count the minutes and even seconds to the scheduled arrival time. The emails would be preceded by a photo of Hillary. Trump and his mob would grow to savor and hang on every word in her emails. Once in a while, randomly, the emails would appear a few minutes late. Or, maybe they would come during their once a month scheduled shower, timed to disappear just as they are returning to their cells. The only sounds Trump and his accomplices (of any party) would ever hear would be the threats, laughter, and derision coming from the inmates in their neighboring cells. Oh, and also the nonstop cackling, screaming, and gibberish coming from the fetid pie hole of the straitjacketed Rudy Giuliani in the psycho ward across the courtyard.