Thursday, April 05, 2018

Midnight Meme Of The Day!

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by Noah

As every sane person knows, if Obama was for it, the Psycho Party is against it. Cases in point: 1) What became known as Obamacare had its roots in a plan devised by the conservative Heritage Society, and, later, Romneycare. It was even supported by Newt Gingrich. And, then, Obama adopted it and the rest was history. 2) And, let's not forget: Obama talking to dictators: bad. Trump talking to dictators: great! 3) And, how about: Obama plays golf because he's a lazy black dude. Trump plays golf because he's an industrious white guy. Just ask FOX "News."

It goes on and on. Personally, I don't think we need to totally get rid of the 2nd Amendment. A twisted interpretation is the problem, plus the mechanism exists wherein it could be re-written or edited if the political will was there. That's a very, very big if, so, maybe the idea that tonight's meme facetiously attributes to Joe Biden is the way to go with the gun regulating issue. The way Republicans are, this approach could be used for all sorts of things. Want cleaner drinking water? Just tell them Obama had a super-secret plan to dump even more toxic chemicals in every stream and lake in the land. He did talk about "clean coal," you know. If this kind of thing works, we could even tell Republicans that Obama wanted to make all abortions illegal and hates gay people.

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Sunday, April 01, 2018

Midnight Meme Of The Day!

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by Noah

Trumpanzee prides himself on his tremendous capacity, the best capacity, for stating lies and otherwise misleading his gullible followers. Trump's ability to lie is the best that America has ever seen. His ability to issue insane tweets is also beyond compare, and he usually manages to combine his two talents well. Truly, he has "the best words."

The basic "thought" that Trumpanzee expressed in the above tweet is already being shared enthusiastically by republicans across the country. Hating knowledge and devoid of critical thinking, many of them are now assuming that Justice Stevens is a registered Democrat and acting like the mindless robots that they are. Social media is ablaze with it. Who needs fake news from Russian Bots when we already have Señor Trumpanzee?

You can bet that the enemies of the state at the FOX Propaganda Network are already onboard with the anti-Stevens statement as another one of their cherished "Gospels From der Leader." The problem is, of course, Justice Stevens truly is a lifelong Republican, not some evil "liberal Democrat" as the fellow travelers of Trumpworld now believe and would have you believe.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Midnight Meme Of The Day!

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by Noah

Once upon a time... It seems so long ago now, but there was a time when conservatives, whether we agreed with them or not, would make their arguments with facts, real facts, not something from FOX "News" goons or "the internet." Once, conservatives were serious people with integrity. That is not to say that there weren't the likes of Sean Hannity, Alex Jones, or Jeanine Pirro around, but their platform was significantly smaller. One could usually at least have a rational discussion with honestly supported opinions.

Chief Justice Warren Burger was appointed by President Nixon and approved with bipartisan support (the vote was 74-3) in the Senate because he was a respected, rational man. The debate over his qualifications lasted all of 3 hours. Hard to imagine now, isn't it? If Burger were alive today, it's safe to say that, based on his manner, his writings and his judicial decisions, he would have little time for the arrogantly ignorant Trumpoid lunatics that make up today's conservative movement.

Burger built his reputation as a conservative constructionist during his time on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia. He was just the kind of judge Nixon was looking for. Ironically, Burger sided with the majority in the Roe v. Wade case in 1973 and the United States v. Richard Nixon a year later. That case decided that Nixon could not exert his "executive privilege" claim regarding his tapes. Nixon resigned rather than face his imminent impeachment 16 days later.

Sadly for America, when Justice Burger left the court in 1986, President Ronald Reagan named the odious Justice William Rehnquist, also appointed by Nixon, to replace Burger as Chief Justice and nominated the equally odious Justice Antonia Scalia to the Court's vacant seat. It's been all downhill since then. Since then, the media and the politicians of both parties have let subversive organizations such as the NRA twist the actual meaning of the Constitution's Second Amendment to the point where that twisted interpretation has become a danger to each and every American citizen on a daily basis.



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Monday, March 28, 2016

Sign The Petition To Allow GOP Convention Goers To Shoot Each Other

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Paul Ryan figured it out before most Republicans did-- and way before Trump began threatening to provoke a riot if the Republican Establishment steals the nomination from him at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland in July. Ryan moved quickly to have guns banned from the arena, even though Ohio is a proud open-carry state, where homicidal Republicans can go to a bar and get drunk and shoot everyone in it. The theory is that everyone in the bar is safer if they all have guns. But not at a Republican convention. We looked at it closely back in early February once it became obvious-- at least to non-Beltway types-- that Ryan was going to steal the nomination.

Remember the Republican gun nut/Trump petition we told you about? It's closing in on 40,000 names now, heavily supported by NRA types and by Democrats who love the idea of a televised GOP shoot-out at the convention. (You can sign it at the link.)



In July of 2016, the GOP will host its convention at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio. Though Ohio is an open carry state, which allows for the open carry of guns, the hosting venue-- the Quicken Loans Arena-- strictly forbids the carry of firearms on their premises.

According to the policy on their website, "firearms and other weapons of any kind are strictly forbidden on the premises of Quicken Loans Arena."

This is a direct affront to the Second Amendment and puts all attendees at risk. As the National Rifle Association has made clear, "gun-free zones" such as the Quicken Loans Arena are "the worst and most dangerous of all lies." The NRA, our leading defender of gun rights, has also correctly pointed out that "gun free zones... tell every insane killer in America... (the) safest place to inflict maximum mayhem with minimum risk." (March 4, 2016 and Dec. 21, 2012)

Cleveland, Ohio is consistently ranked as one of the top ten most dangerous cities in America. By forcing attendees to leave their firearms at home, the RNC and Quicken Loans Arena are putting tens of thousands of people at risk both inside and outside of the convention site.

This doesn't even begin to factor in the possibility of an ISIS terrorist attack on the arena during the convention. Without the right to protect themselves, those at the Quicken Loans Arena will be sitting ducks, utterly helpless against evil-doers, criminals or others who wish to threaten the American way of life.

All three remaining Republican candidates have spoken out on the issue and are unified in their opposition to Barack HUSSEIN Obama's "gun-free zones."


Donald Trump said "I will get rid of gun-free zones on schools—you have-- and on military bases on my first day. It gets signed my first day...you know what a gun-free zone is to a sicko? That's bait." (Jan. 8. 2016)

Ted Cruz has accurately pointed out "shooting after shooting after shooting happens in so called gun-free zones." He continued, "look, if you're a lunatic ain't nothing better then having a bunch of targets you know that are going to be unarmed." (Dec. 4, 2015)

And Ohio Governor John Kasich has been a leader in this movement to eliminate deadly "gun-free zones" starting with his brave decision to fight the Democrats and end "gun-free zones" at National Guard facilities in Ohio. (Dec. 18, 2015)



We are all too familiar with the mass carnage that can occur when citizens are denied their basic God-given rights to carry handguns or assault weapons in public. EVERY AMERICAN HAS THE RIGHT TO PROTECT AND DEFEND THEIR FAMILY. With this irresponsible and hypocritical act of selecting a "gun-free zone" for the convention, the RNC has placed its members, delegates, candidates and all US citizens in grave danger.

We must take a stand. We cannot allow the national nominating convention of the party of Lincoln and Reagan to be hijacked by weakness and political correctness. The policies of the Quicken Loans Arena do not supersede the rights given to us by our Creator in the U.S. Constitution.

THEREFORE, WE ARE CALLING TODAY FOR THE FOLLOWING FIVE POINTS OF ACTION:

1. From the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland: A suspension of their policy preventing the open carry of firearms on the premises of the arena from July 18-21, 2016 to coincide with the Republican National Convention.

2. From the National Rifle Association: An immediate condemnation of the egregious affront to the Second Amendment of the United States Constitution constituted by the "gun-free zone" loophole to the state law.

3. From Ohio Governor John Kasich: A concerted effort to use his executive authority to override the "gun-free zone" loophole being exploited by the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio.

4. From Reince Priebus and the Republican National Committee: An explanation of how a venue so unfriendly to Second Amendment rights was chosen for the Republican Convention. Further, we demand a contingency plan to relocate the convention to another location should the Quicken Loans Arena refuse to honor the constitutional rights of the RNC guests to open carry firearms during the convention.

5. From all Republican candidates for President: You have been brave in raising awareness about the immense dangers posed by "gun-free zones." In order to ensure the safety of your supporters, delegates and all attendees at the convention in July, you must call upon the RNC to rectify this affront to our Second Amendment freedoms and insist upon a suspension of the Quicken Loans Arena's unconstitutional "gun-free zone" loophole. Every American is endowed with a God-given Constitutional right to carry a gun wherever and whenever they please.
Goal Thermometer One of the Ten Commandments of the Republican Party, after all, is "The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun." So why is Ryan being so hypercritical about allowing guns into the convention? Even if a few dozen patriots get shot... it's all about watering the roots of liberty anyway, right? No? Early this month, Andrew Tobias reported in the Cleveland Plain Dealer that the city's law enforcement agencies are hitting up the stressed federal budget for significant purchases of riot gear in time to great the Republican conventioneers. They've asked for the money to equip 2,000 control officers, including 2,000 sets of state-of-the-art riot-control suits.
The convention, scheduled for the week of July 18, is expected to attract 50,000 visitors to Cleveland. As part of its security plan, Cleveland is organizing a police force of 5,000 officers-- the city is in the process of recruiting officers from surrounding suburbs and elsewhere to bolster its existing force of about 1,200. Previous conventions also have attracted political demonstrators, ranging from more than 100,000 for the 2004 RNC in New York City to less than 1,000 for the 2012 RNC in Tampa, Florida.


Because the RNC has been designated as a National Special Security Event, it is eligible to receive federal funding. Cleveland is planning convention security under the direction of the Secret Service.


City officials largely are not commenting on their convention-planning efforts.


However, Mayor Frank Jackson's administration told City Council last month that the city plans to spend roughly $30 million of the federal grant on personnel, and $20 million on equipment.
Neither the Philly police nor the Wells Fargo Center Center expects any street violence from disgruntled Hillary Clinton fans if Bernie wins the Democratic Party nomination there the week after the GOP shootout Paul Ryan coronation (July 25-28). I wonder if Ryan, a bow-and-arrow enthusiast, will try to compromise by allow bows and arrows into the convention instead. Will that include crossbows? Dr. Ben wants to know. He was back on Fox and Friends this morning sound apocalyptic and threatening mayhem if Trump doesn't get the nomination. (Trump has promised him a job.) "If there are shenanigans, if it's not straightforward, all of those millions of people that Donald Trump has brought into the arena are not going to stay there. The Republicans are going to lose, and it's going to be not only the presidency, but it's going to be the Senate, and it could even be the House. It's going to be absolute destruction." He didn't repeat his prediction of "turmoil" today.



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Monday, October 05, 2015

Enemies of the State – Reflections on Insurrection and the Second Amendment

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"Famous Whiskey Insurrection in Pennsylvania", an 1880 illustration of a tarred and feathered tax collector being made to ride the rail (click to enlarge; source)

by Gaius Publius

Not long ago, this excellent piece by Ken explored the real meaning of the Second Amendment. An added, also excellent, comment by John Puma contributed to the discussion. I'd like to summarize what these two are saying, then print the whole of the first part of Justice John Paul Stevens' dissent in Heller, the Scalia-authored Supreme Court majority opinion that "found" a right for personal gun ownership in the Second Amendment, an amendment about "militias." At the end, I'll add a comment of my own about American insurrection.

Quoting Adam Gopnik's good essay on this subject in The New Yorker, Ken writes (my emphasis):
To the inevitable argument "that the Second Amendment acts as a barrier to anything like the gun laws, passed after mass shootings, that have saved so many lives in Canada and Australia," Adam replies: "In point of historical and constitutional fact, nothing could be further from the truth: the only amendment necessary for gun legislation, on the local or national level, is the Second Amendment itself, properly understood, as it was for two hundred years in its plain original sense."
So what is the "plain original sense" of the Second Amendment? Keep in mind the times. The Constitution was establishing a strong federal government, and the relationship between that government and the (formerly supreme) state governments were continuously at issue. Each state had a state "militia" — a state army, in other words. Would the federal government require that these state militias be disbanded and replaced with a (standing) federal army?

Keep in mind as well that these state militias (state standing armies) had many functions, including suppressing insurrections — in the South, especially slave insurrections, as Thom Hartmann points out. In fact, according to Hartmann, these "militias" were also called "slave patrols," tasked with hunting down runaways.

But state militias weren't just for use against the slaves. This shows the role of state militias during the Whiskey Rebellion of 1791 (links at the source; my emphasis):
The Whiskey Rebellion, also known as the Whiskey Insurrection, was a tax protest in the United States beginning in 1791, during the presidency of George Washington. The so-called "whiskey tax" was the first tax imposed on a domestic product by the newly formed federal government. It became law in 1791, and was intended to generate revenue to help reduce the national debt.[3] Although the tax applied to all distilled spirits, whiskey was by far the most popular distilled beverage in the 18th-century U.S. Because of this, the excise became widely known as a "whiskey tax". The new excise was a part of U.S. treasury secretary Alexander Hamilton's program to fund war debt incurred during the American Revolutionary War.

The tax was resisted by farmers in the western frontier regions who were long accustomed to distilling their surplus grain and corn into whiskey. In these regions, whiskey was sufficiently popular that it often served as a medium of exchange. Many of the resisters were war veterans who believed that they were fighting for the principles of the American Revolution, in particular against taxation without local representation, while the U.S. federal government maintained the taxes were the legal expression of the taxation powers of Congress.

Throughout counties in Western Pennsylvania, protesters used violence and intimidation to prevent federal officials from collecting the tax. Resistance came to a climax in July 1794, when a U.S. marshal arrived in western Pennsylvania to serve writs to distillers who had not paid the excise. The alarm was raised, and more than 500 armed men attacked the fortified home of tax inspector General John Neville. Washington responded by sending peace commissioners to western Pennsylvania to negotiate with the rebels, while at the same time calling on governors to send a militia force to enforce the tax. With 13,000 militiamen provided by the governors of Virginia, Maryland, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania, Washington rode at the head of an army to suppress the insurgency. The rebels all went home before the arrival of the army, and there was no confrontation. About 20 men were arrested, but all were later acquitted or pardoned. Most distillers in nearby Kentucky were found to be all but impossible to tax; in the next six years, over 175 distillers from Kentucky were convicted of violating the tax law.[4] Numerous examples of resistance are recorded in court documents and newspaper accounts.[5]

The Whiskey Rebellion demonstrated that the new national government had the will and the ability to suppress violent resistance to its laws.
Even after the ratification of the Constitution, state militias had a military function.

Justice Stevens' Dissent in "Heller"

Now read Justice Stevens' excellent takedown of Justice Scalia's majority opinion in Heller. Trust me, you'll enjoy it (my emphasis in italics; links in the original):
Stevens, J., dissenting
SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES
No. 07–290
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA, et al., PETITIONERS v. DICK ANTHONY HELLER 
on writ of certiorari to the United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit
[June 26, 2008]

Justice Stevens, with whom Justice Souter, Justice Ginsburg, and Justice Breyer join, dissenting.

The question presented by this case is not whether the Second Amendment protects a “collective right” or an “individual right.” Surely it protects a right that can be enforced by individuals. But a conclusion that the Second Amendment protects an individual right does not tell us anything about the scope of that right.

Guns are used to hunt, for self-defense, to commit crimes, for sporting activities, and to perform military duties. The Second Amendment plainly does not protect the right to use a gun to rob a bank; it is equally clear that it does encompass the right to use weapons for certain military purposes. Whether it also protects the right to possess and use guns for nonmilitary purposes like hunting and personal self-defense is the question presented by this case. The text of the Amendment, its history, and our decision in United States v. Miller, 307 U. S. 174 (1939), provide a clear answer to that question.

The Second Amendment was adopted to protect the right of the people of each of the several States to maintain a well-regulated militia. It was a response to concerns raised during the ratification of the Constitution that the power of Congress to disarm the state militias and create a national standing army posed an intolerable threat to the sovereignty of the several States. Neither the text of the Amendment nor the arguments advanced by its proponents evidenced the slightest interest in limiting any legislature’s authority to regulate private civilian uses of firearms. Specifically, there is no indication that the Framers of the Amendment intended to enshrine the common-law right of self-defense in the Constitution.

In 1934, Congress enacted the National Firearms Act, the first major federal firearms law.1 Upholding a conviction under that Act, this Court held that, “[i]n the absence of any evidence tending to show that possession or use of a ‘shotgun having a barrel of less than eighteen inches in length’ at this time has some reasonable relationship to the preservation or efficiency of a well regulated militia, we cannot say that the Second Amendment guarantees the right to keep and bear such an instrument.” Miller, 307 U. S., at 178. The view of the Amendment we took in Miller—that it protects the right to keep and bear arms for certain military purposes, but that it does not curtail the Legislature’s power to regulate the nonmilitary use and ownership of weapons—is both the most natural reading of the Amendment’s text and the interpretation most faithful to the history of its adoption.

Since our decision in Miller, hundreds of judges have relied on the view of the Amendment we endorsed there;2 we ourselves affirmed it in 1980. See Lewis v. United States, 445 U. S. 55, n. 8 (1980).3 No new evidence has surfaced since 1980 supporting the view that the Amendment was intended to curtail the power of Congress to regulate civilian use or misuse of weapons. Indeed, a review of the drafting history of the Amendment demonstrates that its Framers rejected proposals that would have broadened its coverage to include such uses.

The opinion the Court announces today fails to identify any new evidence supporting the view that the Amendment was intended to limit the power of Congress to regulate civilian uses of weapons. Unable to point to any such evidence, the Court stakes its holding on a strained and unpersuasive reading of the Amendment’s text; significantly different provisions in the 1689 English Bill of Rights, and in various 19th-century State Constitutions; postenactment commentary that was available to the Court when it decided Miller; and, ultimately, a feeble attempt to distinguish Miller that places more emphasis on the Court’s decisional process than on the reasoning in the opinion itself.

Even if the textual and historical arguments on both sides of the issue were evenly balanced, respect for the well-settled views of all of our predecessors on this Court, and for the rule of law itself, see Mitchell v. W. T. Grant Co., 416 U. S. 600, 636 (1974) (Stewart, J., dissenting), would prevent most jurists from endorsing such a dramatic upheaval in the law.4 As Justice Cardozo observed years ago, the “labor of judges would be increased almost to the breaking point if every past decision could be reopened in every case, and one could not lay one’s own course of bricks on the secure foundation of the courses laid by others who had gone before him.” The Nature of the Judicial Process 149 (1921).

In this dissent I shall first explain why our decision in Miller was faithful to the text of the Second Amendment and the purposes revealed in its drafting history. I shall then comment on the postratification history of the Amendment, which makes abundantly clear that the Amendment should not be interpreted as limiting the authority of Congress to regulate the use or possession of firearms for purely civilian purposes.

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The text of the Second Amendment is brief. It provides: “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

Three portions of that text merit special focus: the introductory language defining the Amendment’s purpose, the class of persons encompassed within its reach, and the unitary nature of the right that it protects.

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State”

The preamble to the Second Amendment makes three important points. It identifies the preservation of the militia as the Amendment’s purpose; it explains that the militia is necessary to the security of a free State; and it recognizes that the militia must be “well regulated.” In all three respects it is comparable to provisions in several State Declarations of Rights that were adopted roughly contemporaneously with the Declaration of Independence.5 Those state provisions highlight the importance members of the founding generation attached to the maintenance of state militias; they also underscore the profound fear shared by many in that era of the dangers posed by standing armies.6 While the need for state militias has not been a matter of significant public interest for almost two centuries, that fact should not obscure the contemporary concerns that animated the Framers.

The parallels between the Second Amendment and these state declarations, and the Second Amendment ’s omission of any statement of purpose related to the right to use firearms for hunting or personal self-defense, is especially striking in light of the fact that the Declarations of Rights of Pennsylvania and Vermont did expressly protect such civilian uses at the time. Article XIII of Pennsylvania’s 1776 Declaration of Rights announced that “the people have a right to bear arms for the defence of themselves and the state,” 1 Schwartz 266 (emphasis added); §43 of the Declaration assured that “the inhabitants of this state shall have the liberty to fowl and hunt in seasonable times on the lands they hold, and on all other lands therein not inclosed,” id., at 274. And Article XV of the 1777 Vermont Declaration of Rights guaranteed “[t]hat the people have a right to bear arms for the defence of themselves and the State.” Id., at 324 (emphasis added). The contrast between those two declarations and the Second Amendment reinforces the clear statement of purpose announced in the Amendment’s preamble. It confirms that the Framers’ single-minded focus in crafting the constitutional guarantee “to keep and bear arms” was on military uses of firearms, which they viewed in the context of service in state militias.

The preamble thus both sets forth the object of the Amendment and informs the meaning of the remainder of its text. Such text should not be treated as mere surplusage, for “[i]t cannot be presumed that any clause in the constitution is intended to be without effect.” Marbury v. Madison, 1 Cranch 137, 174 (1803). [...]
The rest is a good read as well, though occasionally legalistic, as you'd expect.

Again, the concern of the framers was to protect armed state militias ... only. If they were concerned with protecting the hunting rights of citizens, as the contemporaneous Pennsylvania and Vermont Declaration of Rights documents did explicitly, they would have done so, explicitly. Scalia's opinion, joined by the right-wing majority of the Court, is a 180-degree reversal of the plain meaning of the Second Amendment.

Which leads us to one or two more considerations.

Enemies of the State: The American Insurrection

I have two takeaways from this discussion. Both are striking, and they echo each other in that they stand in 180-degree opposition to each other on exactly the same topic, American insurrection.

First, the primary argument (the "rationale" in sales terms*) of the American Right in favor of a "gun rights" interpretation of the Second Amendment is this: The reason (they say) the Founders wanted citizens to be armed is to oppose the federal government. Yet, as John Puma points out, Article One, Section 8 of the U.S. Constitution enumerates the powers of Congress, one of which is (paragraph 15, my emphasis):
To provide for calling forth the Militia to execute the Laws of the Union, suppress Insurrections and repel Invasions;
▪ So ask yourself — How can anyone, for any minute, consider that a Constitution that protects the government's right to "suppress insurrections" also adds a right that encourages and arms them? The Constitution is plainly, obviously, an anti-insurrectionist document.

Second, it's been clear for some time that the American Right is not interested in government as established by the Constitution. Their elected officials aren't interested in using the power of Congress to govern, in using the power of the Executive Branch to enforce the law; nor are their appointed justices interested in using the power of the Court to enforce the Constitution.

Using the power of government to subvert the government is itself insurrectionist. Which tells us two things — the insurrectionist strain in voters of the American Right (per their arguments in favor of "gun rights") is matched by the insurrectionist strain in their leaders and those who hold office in their name.

▪ So ask yourself — Why is the rest of the country not treating this insurrection as an insurrection, like the Whiskey Rebellion, instead of treating it as just another difference of political opinion? In other words, why are we not treating the virtual (and sometimes literal) armed rebels in the hills as a threat to the existence of our government?

That's a serious question. The rest of the country does not see the American Right as an insurrection, is determined not to, in fact, and also is encouraged not to. The reasons they don't and won't see the insurrection as an insurrection are both revealing and determinative of the outcome. After all, would the modern and mainly corrupted Democratic Party be able to sell its own brand of "rule by the rich" if they didn't have Republicans to point to as political enemies, instead of what they are, enemies of the state itself?

It seems at least possible that if the Democrats didn't keep the insurrectionist Republican Party alive as political enemies, their leaders would have to offer actual popular solutions, Sanders- and Warren-esque solutions, instead of only offering solutions favored by the wealthy that finance both parties.

I'm serious. Picture a world in which the Republicans were delegitimized as a political party. What would happen to the Democratic Party? It would split, of course, into a party that could only offer blackmail as a reason to vote for them, and a party that offered solutions to real problems instead.

Interesting considerations, no?

*The "rationale" in sales terms — The "rationale" is the cobbled-together explanation you give your spouse for why you want some god-awful something he's certainly going to oppose and you're determined to buy. And yes, this is how sales pitches work. They teach you about the "rationale," just this way, in courses about writing these pitches. The rationale always comes second in the pitch, after you stimulate the "want," the lizard brain reason for buying in the first place ("chicks will love you" or "fish will jump out of the water into your net"). 

GP

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Friday, October 02, 2015

"The Second Amendment is a gun-control amendment" (Adam Gopnik)

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Retired Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens

"The right the Court announces [in Heller] was not 'enshrined' in the Second Amendment by the Framers; it is the product of today's law-changing decision.… Until today, it has been understood that legislatures may regulate the civilian use and misuse of firearms so long as they do not interfere with the preservation of a well-regulated militia. The Court's announcement of a new constitutional right to own and use firearms for private purposes upsets that settled understanding."
-- from Justice Stevens's dissent in D.C. v. Heller (2008)

by Ken

In the wake (all too literally) of our latest gunfest, The New Yorker's Adam Gopnik rises to remind us that the Second Amendment, thought to leave us powerlsss to deal with gun violence, in fact does so only because of complete gross misreadings, that in fact "The Second Amendment Is a Gun-Control Amendment," provided that one (a) knows how to read and (b) has the basic historical knowledge to make sense of the nonsense that gun-loving Second Amendment defilers have so thoroughly mucked up.

"It hardly seems worth the energy," Adam writes, "to once again make the same essential point that the President -- his growing exasperation and disbelief moving, if not effective, as he serves as national mourner -- has now made again: we know how to fix this."
Gun control ends gun violence as surely as antibiotics end bacterial infections, as surely as vaccines end childhood measles—not perfectly and in every case, but overwhelmingly and everywhere that it’s been taken seriously and tried at length. These lives can be saved. Kids continue to die en masse because one political party won’t allow that to change, and the party won’t allow it to change because of the irrational and often paranoid fixations that make the massacre of students and children an acceptable cost of fetishizing guns.
To the inevitable argument "that the Second Amendment acts as a barrier to anything like the gun laws, passed after mass shootings, that have saved so many lives in Canada and Australia," Adam replies: "In point of historical and constitutional fact, nothing could be further from the truth: the only amendment necessary for gun legislation, on the local or national level, is the Second Amendment itself, properly understood, as it was for two hundred years in its plain original sense."

But, but, but . . . the Supreme Court, you say? We'll come back to that in a moment. Meanwhile, to summarize what Adam is calling the Second Amendment's "plain original sense," he offers a single sentence:
"Iif the Founders hadn’t wanted guns to be regulated, and thoroughly, they would not have put the phrase “well regulated” in the amendment.
And he offers what he calls "a quick thought experiment":
What if those words were not in the preamble to the amendment and a gun-sanity group wanted to insert them? Would the National Rifle Association be for or against this change? It’s obvious, isn’t it?
And, he points out, "The confusion is contemporary." (To which he adds parenthetically, "And, let us hope, temporary.") This confusion "rises," he notes, "from the younger-than-springtime decision D.C. v. Heller, from 2008, when Justice Antonin Scalia, writing for a 5–4 majority, insisted that, whether he wanted it to or not, the Second Amendment protected an individual right to own a weapon." (Again he adds parenthetically, "A certain disingenuous show of disinterestedness is typical of his opinions.")
This was an astounding constitutional reading, or misreading, as original as Citizens United, and as idiosyncratic as the reasoning in Bush v. Gore, which found a conclusive principle designed to be instantly discarded—or, for that matter, as the readiness among the court’s right wing to overturn a health-care law passed by a supermajority of the legislature over a typo. Anyone who wants to both grasp that decision’s radicalism and get a calm, instructive view of what the Second Amendment does say, and was intended to say, and was always before been understood to say, should read Justice John Paul Stevens’s brilliant, persuasive dissent in that case. Every person who despairs of the sanity of the country should read it, at least once, not just for its calm and irrefutable case-making but as a reminder of what sanity sounds like.

Stevens, a Republican judge appointed by a Republican President, brilliantly analyzes the history of the amendment, making it plain that for Scalia, et al., to arrive at their view, they have to reference not the deliberations that produced the amendment but, rather, bring in British common law and lean on interpretations that arose long after the amendment was passed. Both “keep arms” and “bear arms,” he demonstrates, were, in the writers’ day, military terms used in military contexts. (Gary Wills has usefully illuminated this truth in the New York Review of Books.) The intent of the Second Amendment, Stevens explains, was obviously to secure “to the people a right to use and possess arms in conjunction with service in a well-regulated militia.” The one seemingly sound argument in the Scalia decision—that “the people” in the Second Amendment ought to be the same “people” referenced in the other amendments, that is, everybody—is exactly the interpretation that the preamble was meant to guard against.

Stevens’s dissent should be read in full, but his conclusion in particular is clear and ringing:
The right the Court announces [in Heller] was not “enshrined” in the Second Amendment by the Framers; it is the product of today’s law-changing decision.… Until today, it has been understood that legislatures may regulate the civilian use and misuse of firearms so long as they do not interfere with the preservation of a well-regulated militia. The Court’s announcement of a new constitutional right to own and use firearms for private purposes upsets that settled understanding.
Justice Stevens and his colleagues were not saying, a mere seven years ago, that the gun-control legislation in dispute in Heller alone was constitutional within the confines of the Second Amendment. They were asserting that essentially every kind of legislation concerning guns in the hands of individuals was compatible with the Second Amendment—indeed, that regulating guns in individual hands was one of the purposes for which the amendment was offered.

So there is no need to amend the Constitution, or to alter the historical understanding of what the Second Amendment meant. No new reasoning or tortured rereading is needed to reconcile the Constitution with common sense. All that is necessary for sanity to rule again, on the question of guns, is to restore the amendment to its commonly understood meaning as it was articulated by this wise Republican judge a scant few years ago. And all you need for that is one saner and, in the true sense, conservative Supreme Court vote. One Presidential election could make that happen.
So now all we need is a Supreme Court majority that (a) can read and (b) understands these excruciatingly simple points. (I will add parenthetically that, personally, I'm not holding my breath.)
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Tuesday, August 05, 2014

Now packing heat isn't just about Tiny Penis Syndrome. It can "turn an otherwise ordinary day into an open carry adventure!"

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An Open Carry Adventure
Safe - Responsible - Fun

Do you carry a gun and sometimes struggle with how to best explain the reasons to your children? In today's politically incorrect society, it's not easy raising kids to understand and respect the Second Amendment. "My Parents Open Carry" was designed to help parents and children have a meaningful discourse on freedom and the Right to Keep and Bear Arms.

Have fun with Brenna and her family as they turn an otherwise ordinary day into an open carry adventure!

"I believe in the right to bear arms, and as a small business owner, who am I to take it away?"
-- Sharma Floyd, who put a sign in the window of Shiloh Brew and
Chew in Maryville, TN, that "guns are welcome on premises"

by Ken

According to a Wall Street Journal "U.S. News" report by Ashby Jones, "Smaller Restaurants Welcome Gun Owners," Shiloh Brew and Chew owner Sharma Floyd is just one of "a small but growing number of independent restaurateurs around the country" who "are rolling out the red carpet" to gun-toters.
In May, she posted a small, paper sign in the window of her restaurant noting that "guns are welcome on premises," above a picture of a handgun. After a local television station ran a story on Ms. Floyd's move in July, business spiked, she said, largely due to an influx of diners carrying concealed weapons.
Ah, a story with a happy ending! The opening Ms. Floyd and those other restaurateurs are exploring is the "wide latitude" that private-business owners have long enjoyed had "to allow or restrict the presence of firearms," even in states where there's no question of the legality of carrying out on the street. "Some," Jones reports, "motivated largely by a perceived anti-gun sentiment arising after the 2012 shooting in Newtown, Conn., have decided to open their doors to guns and their owners."

So screw Starbucks, with its request that patrons not bring guns into its more than 12,000 U.S. locations. And screw Sonic, Chipotle, and Chili's Grill and Bar, which "made similar requests after participants at gun-rights demonstrations brought rifles and semi-automatic weapons into their outlets to advocate for the right to display weapons in public." Meanwhile, "some gun-policy experts suspect that the niche of pro-gun restaurants will grow, alongside some smaller chains that take the opposite approach."

Take the experience of Jay Laze, owner of All Around Pizza and Deli in Virginia Beach, VA, who "last year began giving 15% discounts to diners who either were carrying openly or had concealed-carry permits," and says, "Most that come in are responsible and have their guns holstered." Apparently he's unconcerned that only "most that come in are responsible and have their guns holstered." I guess we don't need to know about the others. "It was good for business," Mr. Laze reports, "and I've hopefully educated some folks on the Second Amendment and the right to carry."
Ditto Bryan Crosswhite, who gives 10 percent discounts on Wednesdays to customers who bring guns with them into the Cajun Experience in Leesburg, VA, and
said he, too, had experienced no serious problems with his program, adding that he won't serve alcohol to patrons openly carrying. On occasion, he said, people used his restaurant to showcase some of their more serious firearms. "I had a guy show up with an AR-15," he said. "I told him to go home."
"No serious problems," eh? Isn't that usually the case before the first serious problems develop? And what's with denying those guys exercising their freedom to carry their freedom to drink? Not to mention sending the guy with the AR-15, er, packing? What about the Second Amendment? Is Mr. Crosswhite perhaps in need of some of Mr. Laze's educating on the Second Amendment and the right to carry?


WHY DO YOU NEED A GUN IN A RESTAURANT? MAYBE
FOR THE SAME REASON YOU NEED A GUN IN CHURCH


Which brings us back to that exciting book-form "Open Carry Adventure," My Parents Open Carry. (Don't try to puzzle out the grammar of the title. There isn't any. I guess if you've got guns, you don't need no stinking grammar.) And I say es, you bet! Let's all "have fun with Brenna and her family" -- as they show some smelly homeless guy that he can too dance if he's really motivated, and as they make some ethnically suspect low-life they mistake for a hold-up guy in the 7-Eleven crap his pants! Hey, it's fun for the whole family, so let's go ahead and turn an otherwise ordinary day into an open carry adventure!

And here you were thinking -- admit it now! -- that gun crazies are just guys afflicted with Tiny Penis Syndrome, that plus maybe gals who want to show they're as tough as anybody with a penis. Now it turns out that "open carry" isn't just for church (next time that soft-headed pastor'll think twice before he yammers on about "equality?) and for restaurants. No, it's fun for the whol danged family! Can't you think of many an "otherwise ordinary day" you would have just loved to be able to "turn into an open carry adventure"?

The Raw Story's Scott Kauman began his report (links onsite):
The co-founders of Michigan Open Carry have published a children’s book extolling the virtues of having fun while openly brandishing loaded firearms.

My Parents Open Carry tells the story of “13-year-old Brenna Strong along with her mom, Bea, and her dad, Richard [spending] a typical Saturday running errands and having fun together,” according to the book’s official site. However, “[w]hat’s not so typical is that Brenna’s parents lawfully open carry handguns for self-defense.”

The book’s authors, Brian Jeffs and Nathan Nephew, claim that they were inspired to write the book because they “looked for pro-gun children’s books and couldn’t find any. Our goal was to provide a wholesome family book that reflects the views of the majority of the American people, i.e., that self-defense is a basic natural right and that firearms provide the most efficient means for that defense.”

In an interview with Armed American Radio, the official radio program of The United States Concealed Carry Association, Jeffs and Nephews said that the book represents “an open carry adventure” in which the Strong family goes to the grocery store and the book store and confronts people.

Nephews said that “it’s a good book” not just for children, but for friends and neighbors too. “It will help put people at ease,” because it’s parents, not children, who are alarmed when people openly carry firearms. “Most kids aren’t scared of a gun,” he said, “that’s another good point this book tries to make.”
Scott proceeded to cite the consternation of Elizabeth Law, a children’s and young adult editor and publisher, who tweeted, beneath a good-size reproduction of the book's cover, "When I say this leaves me speechless, I'm of course referring to the blindingly gorgeous cover art."

Meanwhile, a report on Australia's news.com website cut to the heart of the matter with a report called "Is 'My Parents Open Carry' the creepiest kids book ever?"
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Sunday, July 29, 2012

Both Political Parties Assault America With Their Craven Positions On Gun Control

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I used to love target practice. It helped me get rid of pent up tension after work and where today my fantasies go more in a Jesus direction, back when I used to look forward to going shooting, my fantasies were more bloody-minded. Not that I would have ever even contemplated shooting an animal. Hunting is for a certain kind of person and that's a choice they make. Everyone is at a different stage of their own personal evolution and, at least to my mind, it isn't for anyone else to judge. On the other hand, as Albert Brooks quipped last week, Ted Nugent installed Apple's new operating system, Mountain Lion, and then shot it.

I never thought the real debate about gun legislation was really about hunting though. I'm sure it is for some people, for sure. And I'm sure for the gun and ammo manufacturers that prop up the NRA it's about profits. But neither of those two things are what's at the philosophical heart of the debate-- nor, of course, of the Second Amendment. That really does have to do-- and has always had to do with the ability of the citizens to defend themselves-- from Indians, marauders... and tyrannical government. Apocalyptic minded Americans on both the left and the right tend towards gun right absolutism. I'm sure the only thing that keeps them from advocating the right of a citizen to own a tank, a fighter jet, a stockpile of nerve gas, even an atom bomb is because even they know what a bad impression it would make on less obsessed, somewhat saner people.

The debate about where to drawn the line has always been pretty key to the debate over gun control. A hand gun in your home to protect you and your family from a gang break-in? I can't imagine you're going to find many people to argue against that one. How about a Kalashnikov (AK-47) for when President Obama and Congress mandate that health insurance plans include women's reproductive health? Support drops off precipitously. Here are two polls from last year-- one from CBS News and the NY Times in January of 2011 and the second from Time Magazine in June 2011. Give the apparent victory of the NRA over gun control advocates, the results may seem perplexing:




Politicians haven't always been allergic to gun control, not even Republicans.

In 1968, after the assassinations of John and Robert Kennedy and the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., Congress-- on a bipartisan vote-- outlawed guns sales to felons and the mentally ill. In 1993, when Congress passed the Brady bill requiring background checks for gun purchasers, former President Reagan, who narrowly escaped assassination in 1981, was among its supporters.

In 1994, when Congress passed a ban on assault weapons, 10 Republican senators supported the provision. And as recently as 2002, when Mitt Romney ran for governor of Massachusetts, he declared himself strongly in favor of "tough gun laws."

"I believe they protect us and provide for our safety," Romney said. Two years later he signed a state-level assault weapons ban that remains in force.

But that was a decade ago. This week, days after a gunman with an assault rifle killed 12 moviegoers in a Colorado theater, neither Romney nor President Obama raised the now-radical notion of reviving the federal assault weapons ban, which expired in 2004. Even the ban's principal author, Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.), admitted that it was a lost cause for now.

Feinstein blamed the National Rifle Assn. and other gun rights groups for blocking new laws. "They pour a lot of money [into election campaigns], and some people lost office after they voted for the legislation before," she said.

But powerful lobbies and callow politicians aren't the only impediments to stricter gun laws. Over the last two decades, public support for them has collapsed. In 1990, before the assault weapons ban, a Gallup poll found that 78% of Americans favored stricter regulation of guns. But that number has declined steadily ever since. Last year, Gallup asked the same question, and only 43% of those polled said they favored stricter gun laws.

The public doesn't agree with the NRA that gun laws should be eased further-- only 11% hold that view, according to Gallup. But on the core issue-- the right to gun ownership with only minimal government oversight-- the NRA has won the debate.

Social scientists have differing opinions about why public opinion has shifted so remarkably, but one likely explanation is that crime is down. Twenty years ago, when murder rates were high, sponsors of gun control legislation billed it as a way to help get guns off the street and reduce the murder rate. It's not clear that gun control got many firearms off the street, but violent crime has declined sharply and, with it, some of the impetus for more laws.

Another probable reason for the shift is a precipitous drop in citizens' confidence in the federal government. In 2011, Gallup found that only 43% of Americans said they trusted the federal government to handle domestic problems, the lowest ever recorded; 49% said they considered the federal government "an immediate threat to the rights and freedoms of ordinary citizens," the highest ever recorded. When people are that suspicious of federal power, they're wary of federal gun laws too.

Political polarization is also a factor. Gone are the days when the two parties could find middle ground on gun control. Pew Research Center polls found that from 2007 to 2012, the percentage of Americans who believed that controlling guns was more important than protecting gun rights fell from 59% to 45%. But most of that change occurred among Republicans; only five years ago, the GOP was closely divided on the issue, but now only about one-fourth of Republican voters call gun control a higher priority than gun rights. Among Democrats, by contrast, about two-thirds want gun control, and their views have hardly budged in 20 years.

...Like other Republicans, Romney has taken note of the NRA's muscle. The presumptive Republican nominee signed his state-level assault weapons ban in 2004, but as soon as he began contemplating a run for president, he moved to the right. Romney quietly joined the NRA in 2006 and campaigned for the Republican nomination in 2008 as an unbending supporter of gun owners' rights, a position blemished only by his awkward statement that he was merely an occasional hunter, and then for "varmints."

"I do not support any new legislation," Romney said that year. This year, the issue has hardly come up.

That absence of debate is the best evidence that the NRA has won the argument, at least for now. Obama represents a party whose voters are, on this issue, dissenters from the American majority. Most Democrats, especially urban Democrats, say they still want tougher gun laws, such as a renewed assault weapons ban that would outlaw the 100-round magazine that James Holmes allegedly used to kill the moviegoers in Colorado. But Obama wants to carry independent voters too, and he can read the polls.

Last week two progressive Democrats running for Congress, both of whom own hand-guns and both of whom support the Second Amendment, happened to mention to me that that had received copies of the NRA endorsement questionnaire. Both of them were mortified by how partisan and over-the-line it is and both tossed it into the garbage. Last month the NRA sent out a questionnaire to candidates for sheriff in Florida counties.
It includes 14 questions and not an ounce of nuance. Typically, sheriffs have two potential answers-- either a) No, I would never dream of questioning the Second Amendment, or b) Yes, I would like to be your clay pigeon.

Here is an honest-to-goodness snippet of text from one of the questions:

" … anti-gun agitators, who oppose self-defense, are working to destroy the freedom and rights of innocent victims in favor of protecting violent criminals.''

Word is, they were going to spell that out in bullet holes, but someone suggested this far more subtle and even-handed phrasing.

When Feinstein (and Obama) said that the political climate isn't going to be conducive to gun control legislation right now-- not even to control assault weapons like most Americans would like-- they seemed to blame Republicans. And it's true, the GOP is like a Western version of a weapons market in northwest Pakistan. But the NRA has found dozens and dozens of Democrats to endorse as well-- Democrats who have perfect scores against gun control-- and almost all of whom wind up as priorities for allocating expenditures by the DCCC. For a Democratic candidate looking for support from the DCCC, standing in lockstep with Ted Nugent and Wayne LaPierre is much more likely to get you big TV ad buys than a position favoring a ban on assault rifles.

Our political elite is craven, cowardly and hopelessly sold out to the NRA and the arms industry. So, if a rational gun policy is going to be enacted, it will only be enacted by citizen action and by shoving it down the throats of the two political parties. CREDO, for example, has asked both Obama and Romney to urge Congress to reinstate the assault weapons ban. Romney? Whatever.
The shock and trauma from the images and stories from Aurora are still very much with us, and it is impossible to put into words the pain being felt by families and friends of the victims.

But that doesn't mean we shouldn't speak out. In the wake of this massacre, it's time to put aside politics and reinstate the federal ban on assault weapons.

Urge President Barack Obama and Governor Mitt Romney to ask Congress to reinstate the expired federal assault weapons ban today.

After the news broke last Friday, President Barack Obama said that "there are going to be other days for politics, this I think is a day for prayer and reflection." Governor Mitt Romney said, "I stand before you today not as a man running for office, but as a father and grandfather, a husband, and American." Both of their campaigns asked networks to pull their negative advertisements.

The gestures from the two men who are running for President were welcome steps. But, we need more than sympathetic words. We need real leadership to start to address the senseless gun violence that holds our communities hostage.

One of the principal weapons used by the shooter in the horrific Aurora massacre was an AR-15 assault rifle. This weapon features a magazine that holds 100 rounds of bullets, and its trigger is capable of firing 50-60 rounds per minute.

The federal assault weapons ban which was passed in 1994, banned the sale of guns like the AR-15. Unfortunately, that ban expired in 2004 as a result of fierce lobbying by the NRA. It's long past time to reinstate the federal ban on assault weapons like the AR-15.

...Massacres on the scale of the tragedy in Aurora happen in part because our federal gun laws make it easy for civilians to obtain military-level firepower. We need to pass and enforce sensible federal gun laws restricting ready access for civilians to assault weapons. Reinstating a strong version of the federal ban on assault weapons known as the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act is where we should start.

We're not so naïve as to think that sensible gun laws are all that's needed to stop the killings. There are many things that need to change in American culture to stop the next Aurora-like massacre. But we do know, one thing we should put at the top of the list-- keeping military-level assault weapons like the AR-15 with a high capacity clip out of the hands of civilians.

On March 2, 2004 the Senate voted 52-47 for Feinstein's bill to extend for 10 years the assault weapons ban. But it wasn't just the usual suspects like Baucus, Ben Nelson and Landrieu who voted with the GOP against the ban. So did anti-gun control fanatic Russ Feingold (who was later stabbed in the back by the NRA which, ironically, helped defeat him) and so did Harry Reid. Bush said he favored extending the ban and said he would sign the bill, although many observers at the time said he was being duplicitous. So what happened? NRA allies in the House, particularly Tom DeLay, refused to bring it up for a vote... and it died. Jim VandeHei, writing for the Washington Post on May 13, 2003:
The Republican-controlled House will not renew the federal ban on Uzis and other semiautomatic weapons, a key leader said today, dealing a significant blow to the campaign to clamp down on gun sales nationwide.

House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-Texas) said most House members are willing to let the ban expire next year. "The votes in the House are not there" to continue the ban, DeLay told reporters.

His spokesman, Stuart Roy, said, "We have no intention of bringing it up" for a vote.

As majority leader, DeLay decides which bills get voted on in the House. Because the 1994 assault weapons ban expires next year, the House and Senate must pass legislation renewing it by Sept. 13, 2004. If Congress fails to act, the AK-47 and 18 other types of semiautomatic weapons that were outlawed by Clinton and a Democratic-controlled Congress a decade ago would be legal again, handing a major victory to the National Rifle Association and other gun-rights groups.

Past votes and an NRA survey of lawmakers before the 2002 elections suggest that a majority of House members oppose the ban's renewal, GOP officials said. But several Republicans, who requested anonymity, said some pro-gun GOP leaders worry that if members are forced into a rollcall vote, they might switch under pressure from gun control advocates.

President Bush, whose support of the assault weapons ban dates to his 2000 campaign, has drawn rebukes from NRA members and some GOP lawmakers on the issue. But several Republicans close to the White House said Bush has no plans to lobby lawmakers aggressively to extend the ban. That would allow him to officially oppose the NRA without completely turning against the powerful gun lobby by fighting hard to maintain a ban on semiautomatic weapons.

"The White House seems to think that the bill will never reach the President's desk," said a recent alert sent to members of the Gun Owners of America, a pro-gun group with close ties to Republicans. "At least that is what top officials are counting on. In pursuing this strategy, they are trying to please both sides and are playing a very dangerous game."

Congressional Republicans said Congress will renew the ban only if Bush publicly and firmly insists. "If the president demands we pass it, that would change the dynamics considerably," said a House GOP leadership aide. "The White House does not want us" to vote.

And then, as now, the NRA was backed by plenty of Democrats as well.




UPDATE: I Asked And I Got An Answer

Dangerously deranged right-wing fanatic Antonin Scalia was pontificating on Fox News Sunday this morning, when he claimed the Second Amendment guarantees ther ight for all Americans to have... rocket launchers. Anything hand-held, he says, is protected under the Second Amendment. The man has clearly lost his way and should be eased into retirement, hopefully sometime this week.
Scalia’s across-the-board defense of weapon-carrying laws is not new, having been at the heart of his majority opinion in District of Columbia v. Heller, which protected an individual’s right to possess firearms. However, his nonchalant suggestion that private citizens could legally carry rocket launchers so long as they’re “hand-held” suggests just how willing he is to protect an armed nation.

Such originalism is a dangerous distortion of 21st-Century reality. There is no conceivable way to apply the Founding Fathers’ understanding of a ”well-regulated militia” armed with slow-to-load, hard-to-aim muskets to today’s weapon technology. Arguably, the full extent of alleged gunman James Holmes’ munitions could have easily decimated an entire brigade of musketeers before they’d even loaded their first ball.

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Monday, February 13, 2012

Once again Florida leads the way: Thank God real Americans are now packing heat in church

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Plus: How much damn energy does your damn brain need anyways?







by Ken

Yeah, sure, we all know that guns don't kill, people kill. But we also know that guns make the job a whole lot easier, and we know that "Smirkin' John" Roberts and His Supreme Court Psychos say, "Fire away, dude!" What's more, in this regrettable "oopsie," nobody even got killed, barring unforeseen complications.
Accidental Church Shooting: Pastor's Daughter Inadvertently Shot At Fla. Grace Connection Church

A Florida pastor's daughter is recovering from a near fatal bullet wound after a church member accidentally fired a gun at the house of worship.

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. -- Authorities say the daughter of a pastor was accidentally shot in the head at a church in St. Petersburg.

The Pinellas County Sheriff's Office was called to the Grace Connection Church Sunday at about 12:24 p.m. Sunday.

Investigators say Moises Zambrana was showing his gun in a small closet to another church member interested in buying a firearm. Zambrana reportedly took out the magazine of the Reuger 9mm weapon but did not know there was a bullet in the chamber.

The gun went off and fired through a wall, striking 20-year-old Hannah Kelley. She was transported to Bayfront Medical Center to undergo surgery and remained in critical condition late Sunday.

Deputies said Zambrana has a permit to carry a concealed weapon.

No charges have been filed.

Charges? Why would anybody be filing effing charges? Shooting people is not only a guaranteed Second Amendment right, it's practically a constitutional obligation. After all, life is only precious for the unborn, and if anybody disagrees, I say . . . well, you know what to do to the bastard!


PLUS: ARE WE WASTING ENERGY FUELING BRAINS
THAT AIN'T DOIN' NUTTIN' IMPORTANT ANYWAYS?


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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

The Noah Diaries 2011 (2): "If ballots don't work, bullets will"

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Sarah Palin shoots from the hip, Keith Olbermann gets the boot,
Bernie Sanders challenges the oligarchy, and more



by Noah

1/14/11 –- Utah Sen. Mike Lee says child labor laws are unconstitutional

Hey, isn’t everything that Repugs don’t like? Health care? Unconstitutional! Equal pay for equal work? Unconstitutional! Voting rights? Unconstitutional! Flat tire? Unconstitutional! Upset tummy? Unconstitutional! Bad weather? Unconstitutional! Gay? You bet!


1/17/11 -- FOX goon Sarah Palin chose MLK Day of all days to defend her insanity

Yesterday's installment of the Noah Diaries included coverage of that "Tragic Date in Tucson" (1/8/201). -- Ed.

She centered her defense around the term “blood libel," offered an explanation of her constant use of the phrase “take up arms” and then ended it with her standard “Don’t retreat, reload” -- on MLK Day! Her tiny brain can’t fathom that she is her own worst enemy, not the media she refers to as “lamestream,” like some 14-year-old in a straitjacket. Words matter. You have to wonder if she even knows who Martin Luther King was and what happened to him.

All of this after what happened in Arizona when a disturbed nutbag who liked to rant about the Constitution and our evil government lost his moorings completely. Palin had even placed crosshairs right on Rep. Gabby Giffords’ district on her famous chart. There’s no doubt that he had taken encouragement from public figures that rant publicly. Reminds me of Newt Gingrich talking about bringing down big government, blowing it up, whatever. He even had Rep. Helen Chenoworth acting as a liaison with militia groups in the Northwest. Timothy McVeigh was listening. They even blew up a day-care center. Day care -- that’s communism, you know. Polls show that 70% of Repugs like Palin. What’s that say about Repugs? You decide.


1/21/11 -- The Clampdown: Comcast cans Keith Olbermann

This is the Corporatocracy at work, Obama included. We know what they think of progressives in the White House, and Rahm and Gibbs leaving hasn’t changed a thing. None of the corporate limo class wants anything to do with progressive notions. To them, we are children best unseen and unheard. We get in the way of their piracy and wealth redistribution.

Let’s not forget the corporate DNA. The clowns that bent over for their new Comcast masters also think that having a sitcom about outsourcing is funny. Decades ago they dumped Star Trek when the show confronted meaningful issues such as racial politics head-on. They thought the show was a loser that would never amount to anything. Corporate suits are corporate suits. Decades come and decades go, but suits are always the same mindless little weasels. Sorry, weasels. Oh, and whatever happened to Ed Schultz’s “Psycho Talk” segment? Remember when Keith had to suspend “Worst Person in the World” when the Comcast merger talks heated up? The disappearance of “Psycho Talk” is just more of that same same old same old, no matter how many times and how many ways the suits deny it. It’s that "give me that good old corporate blandness" religion raising its head, as it always does.

12 months later: Keith is on a new network and Ed has "Psycho Talk" back. The righties bathe in their smugness about Keith being gone. They are incapable of thinking that a budding new network has its first star talent. They laughed at Howard Stern and Sirius once too. The power of truth? The power of speaking out? People respond to edgy, not blandness. Will the suits ever get it? Doubtful. They prance around all wrapped up in themselves and think they get it, just like the Washington idiots that infest our government. They are the last to know anything. Many of them never see it until it runs them over like a truck.


1/24/11 -- From Lawrence O’Donnell’s show on MSNBC:
Two conservative Supreme Court justices made headlines today that they might not be happy with. Justice Clarence Thomas amended 20 years of disclosure forms, after a liberal watchdog group questioned the omission of his wife’s place of employment. He said it was inadvertently omitted.

Meanwhile, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia kicked off Tea Party Caucus Chairwoman Michele Bachmann’s Conservative Constitutional Seminars as a guest lecturer.

20 years of disclosure forms? 20 years? I guess he forgot. What does his wife do? She dedicates her professional life to defeating health care reform.

As for Scalia, I feel great about having a “Supreme” Court justice from the Tea Party. Does he make his own signs? Not even a pretense of impartiality --not that there was back in December 2000 either. Next time a righty throws the words “activist judges” at you, mention these two craploads.


1/24/11 -– "This country is moving in the direction of an oligarchy"

While we’re on the subject on the “Supreme” Court, how’s this for a Quote of the Year? It’s Sen. Bernie Sanders to Lawrence O’Donnell. It sizes up the year and the predicament that the “Supreme” Court has continued to put us in since they anointed George Dubya Bush:
What I worry about, Larry, deep down In my heart, is that this country is moving in the direction of an oligarchy, where a relatively few people, incredibly wealthy people on the top, today have more money than they’ve ever had before. And with that money, they are exercising incredible power as a result of Citizens United on our political system. They can make huge amounts of money in campaign contributions without disclosure, and they’re also having, obviously, a great impact on our economy as a result of increased concentration of ownership.

With this comes the report that Karl Rove is getting most of his huge stacks of cash to spend on elections from just four multi-billionaires. Gives new force to the old “I’m gonna buy me a senator” kind of thing.


1/25/11 -- Watching Republican commentators dig so deep to find something negative to say about President Obama’s State of the Union speech . . .

. . . would be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad. Watching people like Hannity and Sarah the Quitter can be infuriating, or, if you have compassion, it can be very sad in the way that watching crippled deer along the highway or a crippled child is sad. There are big differences, of course, not the least of which is that accident victims and crippled children are usually not to blame for their own afflictions.

Things get a little cloudier if we think of watching discussions on FOX and, to only a somewhat lesser extent CNN, as dropping in on a mental institution to visit a relative or friend who has gone off the deep end and is no longer able to function in normal society. In this way Rupert Murdoch has proven himself a candidate for sainthood by providing jobs for people whose cheese has fallen off the cracker, and, providing a channel for those who are not yet institutionalized to watch. Just as Romper Room was great for kids, Glenn Beck fills a need for crazy people, while giving them hope that if he can get a TV show of his own and make millions presenting daily gibberish, maybe someday they can too. There is nothing, nada normal about FOX society.

As time goes on in the Obama era, the wackadoodle set has tried everything, and still Obama’s ratings are no lower than those of his predecessors. Hannity even whined and bitched about the White House Super Bowl menu. It’s pretty frustrating to them, and you can see it. No medication exists that can help these critters. Soon, they will be grasping at straws so badly that I expect we will see an in-depth discussion that begins with the words “I didn’t like his tie.”


1/25/11 -- Quote of the Year nominee

This one comes from Joyce Kaufman, chief of staff to Rep. Mark West (R-FL):
I am convinced that the most important things the Founding Fathers did to insure my First Amendment rights was to give me a Second Amendment.

And if ballots don’t work, bullets will.

Now that speaks volumes about the sensitivity offered by Republicans!

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History in the making:
Selections from THE NOAH DIARIES 2011


Yesterday: (1) Even Tolstoy would surely admit that 2011 wasn't the best of times: Gov't cutbacks save lives!, Speaker Boehner, tragic day in Tucson, Tea Party racism, and more (1/3-13/11)
Tomorrow: (3) "We could tell by looking at her that she was not originally from this country." Plus: Walmart eyes NYC, Keith O back on the air, "civics literacy test"?, the Civil War rages, the Great Sharia panic, and more (2/3-16/11)

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And don't forget 2010's Year in Review series and 2009's "12 Days of Christmas Scorn"!
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