WHY ARE AMERICANS SO WELL INFORMED?

The Larry King Show is one of the most widely watched programs on cable TV. Here's an example of Larry doing his best to make sure Americans have lots of information about the world's biggest democracy:

Larry King: "We only have 30 seconds. What was India like?"
Judge Judy: "India was poor, depressing to see the amount of poverty..."
King: "Thank you, doll"

If you want to watch the show and learn all about Judge Judy's opinions on Dog the Bounty Hunter, Britney Spears, Internet freaks and nuts, the horrors of texting, the fact that neither she nor Larry has ever turned on a hated computer, teachers having sex with students, Kanye West's mother and the Screen Writers strike, here you go.